Pyu: I need to bring discomfort to one person through a mobile phone
Piu: What to do?
GREGox: fuck the head with the Nokia 3310?

Lightning: Pasha told yesterday how the cat again dropped a long cactus from his table. The scheme there is this - at the table sits Pasha, in front of him sits a cat, and behind the cat sits a cactus. So this is how Pashin’s story began – I sneezed...

and Tybola:
In the game Colonization of the Aztecs from the heat apparently artificial intelligence broke up - they require me 0 units of sugar, well, of course I gave

The Woman:
The boy is checked.

The rifleman:
They were just looking for a reason to come in.

and Tybola:
Like the Gypsies, let them drink.

There are situations in life that can only be characterized by the male sex of the female genital organ :(

I work in the hospital as an operator-technologist and I am scared - people from our dentist go to the hands of traumatologists... with a diagnosis - VIVICH CHELUSTI O_o

What about the pasta with a toast?
he: mmm, tasty
Only salt would be left.
He and Ketchup
He: And the hats...

Niceneasy: Lenka has dogs, a hybrid wolf with a cockroach
Niceneasy: It's clear that my cat is that funny snack
Niceneasy: I was afraid that she would eat that dirty Yorkshire.
Niceneasy: I locked a puppy in the bathroom while Lenka hanged on me
Niceneasy: Casus came out today.
Niceneasy: She took my keys, went home to me alone
Niceneasy: I regretted my pet and threw my cat into the bathroom and closed it
Niceneasy: But my cat is scattered, knows how to open the door from the inside.
Niceneasy: Angry with such disrespect, the cat came out of the bathroom
Niceneasy: And caught this shit on thin legs
and niceneasy:
and niceneasy:
and niceneasy:
Niceneasy: She took her skin and took her to the bathroom
Niceneasy: I love my cat)))

Heaven: Listen, do you remember, in St. Petersburg Institute of Technology at which metro station is located?
Photographer: You won’t believe...

I hate it! Irkutsa decided to marry Sasha. What a pepper! No, you can imagine? and IRA! For the Sasha? Is it just me that seems funny?! to
ADOLFIK: Who are all these people? O_O
You don’t know them, go on.

craigy-waigy
There was happiness. Katyuka asked to help her with Skype settings. I bought a microphone. I called her, she heard me, I wasn’t there. We broke all the settings, all the options of the boxes and the arrangements of the different bars. After 40 minutes I ask her the name of the microphone - she writes me X-STORM USB-LT. I hit the yandex - it turned out that it was a laptop lamp)))

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))))))))))))
Tell her to speak in the earphone.

craigy-waigy
This blonde will not believe 😉

The first hacker was Odysseus.
The Greeks for 10 years brutally forced Troy, and could not pick up the password, then he threw them a Trojan, and that foolishly intercepted the password from the key and sent it where it should be :) And Cassandra was the first antivirus. He said, potentially dangerous. But the trojans ignored :(

And the fans of summers don’t even know that in Bulgarian Summers is Zdravch.

It seems to me alone that drivers of routes have any special unlimited tariff on the phone?

# Mikhail 2009-07-01 14:35 Tell me, please, if I go to Sevastopol on someone else's ticket, what problems can I have? Exchange is no longer possible. All other documents (passport) are in full order.
# Denis Major 2009-07-15 16:37 The problem may be one - you are not allowed on the train.

In the summer, only very lazy or childless people drive from the country on a dirty car.

Gid (01:52:56 13/07/2010)
Tell him to come quietly to me, smile gently in my eyes.

Gilded (01:53:01 13/07/2010)
Moving to the ear

Gilded (01:53:07 13/07/2010)
So quietly quietly

Gid (01:53:12 13/07/2010)
"I am not"

My husband, in general, before the birth of the first child in full seriousness assured me that human toddlers are born blind, like kittens, and their eyes only in a week break.

There is a vague doubt that in the parable of frogs dropped milk, the smartest was the third, who did not get into this situation at all.

In Peter on the Vasky, on the Middle Prospect there is a Chinese restaurant "The Great Wall". with large hieroglyphs.
My friend is passing by a tram with a Chinese classmate. They pass by the signs and the Chinese says to him:
Do you know that 100 is written here?
What is?
- "Swingers and pigs"
These wise men, not thinking for a long time, repainted the hieroglyphs from the banks of the carpet "The Great Wall".

Sysadmin was recently taken, he once served in the Northern Fleet, and he learned to administer there. And the trick is that he has a tattoo on his shoulder "Server Fleet".)