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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31918
 22.06.2010
Conversation of two friends

As I begin to think of Igor, everything in me turns around.
It is jealousy!! and 😉
1: Yes not. Just telling him that he will beat me.
1: I pulled his borst.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №31917
 22.06.2010
22.06.10 by Daria
Tomorrow at 11 am (

22.06.10 by Kathryn
Damn... Dacha...
I’m really 10 minutes waiting where your mom needs to be at 11 tomorrow.

22.06.10 by Daria
Rush from 11 o'clock
and :)
and qualitatively!


[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №31916
 22.06.2010
Looking for in google : "residence in a peaceful" (a village like that in Crimea), google ignites: "View results, translated from English, for:
Rest in Peace"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №31915
 22.06.2010
The Roman:
I am under the window there.

by Roman (19:55) :
yesterday I smoke standing, the cat cat caught and cried, and two small cats watched sitting, the cat finished and went on and she rides from side to side as appropriate, these two small cats lay next to them and also started riding)

The Roman:
As if they fell as well.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №31914
 22.06.2010
Masya: Yesterday I was in the bus with my grandfather from Ostashkova Administration.
Masya: Every summer, young men and girls, Putinists, are brought to Seliger.
Masya: In order not to fuck, do not chew, do not smoke, but pray, fast, sing the anthem of the Russian Union and satisfy once every three days by masturbating on a portrait of Krab specially issued for this at arrival.
Masya: So, every year afterwards, two BARGES of empty bottles, smoked condoms and portraits of Krab used as intended are taken from there. for another appointment. for the correct appointment.
Masya: So let’s break.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31913
 22.06.2010
M: Congratulations, I have a personal maniac.
Kb :D
M: Yes, it’s not very funny) really catches me.
He drives me on the FPC.
Called
I think the mentions will accept the application to work, or they will get stuck.
CB: What do you want?
M: in love with my girlfriend
M: Threatens to fuck me in the ass and kill me
QB: Try to get along.
...
Kb: To Kill First
Kb: and then in the ass :D

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №31912
 22.06.2010
niakris6: Are you preparing for the exam?
Orange Shape: Aha, I watch porn about students

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №31911
 22.06.2010
Chuk, maybe it’s good that you’ve broken up, look for the positive side.
I still have two condoms.)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №31910
 22.06.2010
I love my grandmother 😉
After dinner today:
What about chicken roulette?
I am : normal. I think Pepper is a lot...
My grandmother: Aaaah! That’s why your dog doesn’t eat.
I: O_o

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №31909
 22.06.2010
<@Right_Cator> you wicked - I will kill you!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №31908
 22.06.2010
Alexeyga: One benefit of this football: now even the word beautiful is for wives or maids who love to reveal hailo - vuvuzella!

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31907
 22.06.2010
XXX is
I don’t like when the table is clogged.

YYYY
I don’t like it either, but my table doesn’t take into account my feelings and is constantly overwhelmed.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31906
 22.06.2010
[Sed]: In normal families inherit apartments, cars, jewelry, and in our - passwords.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №31905
 22.06.2010
XXX: Fuck, I feel like the mosquitoes will put an apple in my mouth and take it for the final meal!

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31904
 22.06.2010
Chuck: The whole world lives on the principle of zebras – black strip in life, white. And I'm on the principle of "blue, white, blue again for a week, white... forgive the liver.

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31903
 22.06.2010
You owe me 2 rubles.
2: Ok, write it on my account)))
Okay, I’ll add 100 backs.
2 Why $100? O_O
1: Opening an Account

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №31902
 22.06.2010
and Lecha! The base should be crushed, not crushed!

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №31901
 22.06.2010
thx (16:12:26 21/06/2010)
I have passed the last exam.)
He asked:
Starting with the first question?
“Well, when you’re at home, you don’t start with the sweet, but you finish first.
You won’t believe it 😉

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №31900
 22.06.2010
Xanthan
The pipet. They are playing electric guitar.

Sergei
and wicked. Nothing to yourself

Xanthan
Soon they’ll be driving with the shooter.

Sergei
and none. Soon all kinds of beginner musicians will perform on the heat, and then cool groups.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №31899
 22.06.2010
Repair of laptops.

Evgeny: HP Pavilon - I have the impression that the fan began to rotate in the other direction. Incredible, but it seems. There is no dust.

Specialist : Good morning! Funny is. Write more.

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