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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №30758
 31.05.2010
Folklore Reviews of the Crimean War

A few years ago in my universe before the exam one told another briefly about the Seven Years' War as follows:

First they beat each other for a year, then they beat each other for five years, and then they treated each other for another year.

Maybe someone will save on the upcoming exams)))) no pudding)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №30757
 30.05.2010
I think I need to create a service where lonely socks could find a pair.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №30756
 30.05.2010
One day, the airline AAdvantage came up with a bonus program. A bar code from a pack of 25 cents pudding sent by post gave the owner 100 miles. Damn and pleasant.

Brainstorming, a lecturer from UCLA David Phillips sits in his credit launcher, and travelling around a dozen supermarkets in Sacramento district buys all the puddings in them. He replies to the salesmen’s falling jaw that, he said, “they are overwhelmed with products before the ‘Problem of 2000’.

12,500 puddings cost David $3140. In order to write down so many barcodes, he had to hire volunteers from the Salvation Army, at the same time paying for it with some puddings.

Such a turn of events in AAdvantage was not expected. Having received all this good, representatives of the airline decided to pretend to be a hose, stating that they did not receive anything like this by mail. However, the mail receipts presented by Phillips decided the outcome of the case.

David Phillips once received 1,253,000 bonus miles, which would be enough for 31 flights back and forth from California to Europe, 41 flights to Hawaii, 21 flights to Australia or about 50 flights across the United States. So he immediately went on a journey.

Oh yes, that’s not all. Where would you share three thousand puddings?
Phillips handed them over to charity, for which he received $815 a year in tax deductions, and the title of The Pudding Guy.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №30755
 30.05.2010
I remember in my childhood I communicated with a man with the name of Bubble... and he was forever offered to open a Nutno Research Institute. I didn’t understand it then, but a little later (year 5) I was covered.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №30754
 30.05.2010
slider (20:14) :
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

slider (20:14) :
Lightning right here.

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miserable

slider (20:14) :
Thunder

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Lesson

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Toka Toka

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Eggs

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Terrible

by Alexander (20:14) :
Finally, the lightning will shake up this fucking shit.

by Alexander (20:14) :
Blessed

by Alexander (20:15) :
It is not you.

[ + 69 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30753
 30.05.2010
Mr.The> And again, I realized that I was really crazy about fashion when I pierced a nail hole in the belt from Hugo Boss.

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №30752
 30.05.2010
In St. Petersburg, 11 vehicles of the GIBDD organized the pursuit of the "six".

Hold on, Daddy, we are with you!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №30751
 30.05.2010
xxx: The best thing I’ve read on the wall in the entrance is: "Artificial. Chairman of the Board"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №30750
 30.05.2010
A lot of people went into the elevator, clear thing, the doors of the elevator are not closed, say, overload. But I didn’t guess immediately, here’s the dialogue:
What about the elevator? Broken something?
This is the game "Guess who’s over"

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30749
 30.05.2010
"Interna","Doctor Chaos"... it all started with "MASH Hospital" with poker and nurses.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №30748
 30.05.2010
I went to a gay club, and there were some pids.
How they struck me.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30747
 30.05.2010
Do you remember?
Let the big go.
Just don’t brake too fast :)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №30746
 30.05.2010
Funny... Yesterday was born a new generation of people who will, splashing saliva, roar on the Internet "School!"

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №30745
 30.05.2010
XXXX and XXXX! You are burning here! Let us be friends! My name is YY. Let us burn together! I even came up with a name for our team. I am sure that with this name our fans will write all the walls and fencing.

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №30744
 30.05.2010
Remember this day: May 28, 2010! After all, this day in Voronezh, at the White Party Sensation party, a girl in a pink dress walked around the club! She replied to all the questionable eyes: “I am a fool, I am a fairy!”You are great!" and ;-)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №30743
 30.05.2010
Jess: Everything is tired, I include smooth jazz, pour cognac, and cut off a piece of homemade pizza.
I quit and smoked.
Lex: forgive me.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №30742
 30.05.2010
xxx: Hi my brother =*
YYY: And how much did you drink?
I can’t just call you Zayn.( by
YYY: You can not. At least because yesterday I was with you 's brown chicken' and you have me 's foolish no one needs you's.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №30741
 30.05.2010
Lic: Yes... after leaving the game I got a lot of free time! You can play heroes all day.

[ + 116 - ] Comment quote №30740
 30.05.2010
Do you like Star Wars?
YYY: No
That’s why I don’t marry you.
I love to burn!
YYY: I just wasn’t behind the compound.
My sister is 5 years old.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №30739
 30.05.2010
The Session. 3 hours of night. terrible boring management work (a lot of statistics, one mistake at the beginning and at the end, after 3 hours of calculations nothing will happen). A group call.

by Andrei:

Tohha, I know you’re not asleep yet. Tell me. I was running and thinking. And in the table there may be in the last column minus?"

The AK90:

"I’ll see for a while. It is the same square. There can be no shortcomings"

by Andrei:

With a calm tone, of course. And I think why I don’t get along. This is because of the minus. * with a stir, where to the side* Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Again Everything From the Beginning! I hear a wild sound, something falling. “Thank you again in a quiet tone, Toh. I understood what was the mistake. I will go on. So far"

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