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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32758
 10.07.2010
XXX: Until you turn on the caps, no one takes you seriously.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №32757
 10.07.2010
Others have a constant non-flying weather for flight thoughts.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32756
 10.07.2010
No, yet our people don’t like the sellers of striped sticks. I just read on the forum:

I was driving a federal car yesterday. There is a railway nearby.
A locomotive arrives and flashes the lights a couple of times. Reduce the speed. And surely! Limitation of 40. The crew of the DPS.

I will now also pay attention to heat carriages and aircraft.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №32755
 10.07.2010
I have long dreamed of going to Spain, to Pamplona, from bulls on the streets.
to run...
- Go to the Lubers for a disco, push someone and run!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №32754
 10.07.2010
Sorry, I did not understand you correctly. Just I read this review on Engadget a few days ago, thinking that the author of the topic translated it himself and put it on the hub.
YYY: You understood correctly, the author of the topic translated the review himself and put it on the hub.
ZZZ: That is what it is. I translated it myself and put it on the hub :)
CCC: He just translated it himself and put it on the hub.)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32753
 10.07.2010
Shell: So we first wanted to walk through the fountain...
Shell: not working, but where the water on the knee
Shell: And I would use...
Tkach.A: I do not remember...
Shell: Electricity you referred
Tkach.A: Fuck... it doesn’t look like me.
Shell: I referred to the fountain and I didn’t use it.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32752
 10.07.2010
A large business center. A lot of companies and organizations. On the reception, a journal in which employees, leaving work, write for the fire condition of offices (whether the lights, electrical appliances, water, windows are closed).
Records in the magazine:
311: The Standard
Chapter 12: The Norm
517 is normal
Chapter 102: The Norm
407: by Nano
820: The Rules
702 is normal
305 is OK
902: 305th, the burning

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32751
 10.07.2010
Oh shit, that’s all.
hozzzar: here I have my wife on Linux moved, because there in the cushion can cancel the move to do

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32750
 10.07.2010
[admin] We have a search on the forum. This is not Google. Simply, if you’re going to spam, we’ll find it on A-P and O-I-Pizdam.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №32749
 10.07.2010
The neighbor came to the garage.
XXX: Battles with Battles
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx: says: "I will break everything to her feet, if only she would be with me"
xxx: well I and I said: "Brow a grenade, then it will be)"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32748
 10.07.2010
Admin (19:47:11 8/07/2010)
The most important thing we are taught in the universe is the mindset and googling.

Admin (19:47:19 8/07/2010)
The rest is useless.

Ne4kov (19:47:22 8/07/2010)
=) is

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №32747
 10.07.2010
YYY: We have a search!
XXX: Search for the weak.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №32746
 10.07.2010
Jay_L
I am standing at the stop of Lenin Avenue and waiting for a friend to take him by car.
Jay_L
A little further from the bus
Jay_L
A drunk man falls from the bus.
Jay_L
Who stands up and goes to my side.
Jay_L
There is such a narrow road.
Jay_L
And the goat sits on his way, and he begins to walk before him, but the goat does not leave. Go as you understand slowly.
Jay_L
A drunk man catches him and strikes at him. So let me pass!
Jay_L
How you understand zero attention.
Jay_L
He’s going to go on "you’re going to go on? Let it pass! I'll fuck you now if you don't get off the road"
Jay_L
I sit on the fence of the fence and start to rust))
Jay_L
A man takes his leg to date a pigeon
Jay_L
What a fucking one! Not beaten but not flying.
Jay_L
he runs away and the man has lost his coordination with a crack straight rowing about the asphalt of the cartilage! He begins to rise like a pigeon and stands next to him.
Jay_L
The man is already with such a calm offended voice, so what did you get into that? and? Well, let go of you what a pity if he erupted and begins to cry.
Jay_L
Really crying
Jay_L
I could not stand this picture and myself laughed from the fence.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32745
 10.07.2010
AAA: Friendship
AAA: Let’s do the job
Aaa, youth is good.
But it’s better to be a youth owner.
BBB: Get away from me, I want to waste my time uselessly

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32744
 10.07.2010
Required explanation: the chat includes people with the following features: evil killer, BlackForce, eXtreme_Monster, Dark_Lord, Maniak, blood killer, Death, BlackDevil, Falling Angel, Lucifer and Slaughterer.

18:41:26 ** The chat comes "Rose".
18:42:17 Yeah, you have all conspired
18:42:21 ** "Rose" leaves the chat.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №32743
 10.07.2010
I sit in the station next to the transparent escalator that rises up.

The summer notes. In my opinion, the length of the shirt is directly proportional to the amount of intelligence.

Wife: What are you for?

So did the escalator.

Wife : hmm... I can also have something heavy on my head ;) look at me there.

I look, I look... I look.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №32742
 09.07.2010
Max: We have a healer!
YYY: What is it for?
In short, we are going to Leninsky on bikes yesterday. There’s also an aunt on a bike behind me.
We fall, I go to the left, she goes to the right.
XXX: Max fits, helps me get up, I’m alive but remember. He comes to his aunt and wants to help her.
What about my aunt? Sympathetic is?
XXX: This is not the case. She’s kind of lying and begins to scream that we’re fucking piddars and her two legs are broken, and she’s dragging us in the vessels.
XXX: And it’s fucking because she’s fucked up herself.
XXX: And Max is this: show the rights. What are O.O. rights? Max gets his certificate of a participant in the Novgorod course, there is a photo and generally looks solid, such as: the right of the driver of the bicycle.
yyy : )))
XXX: Do you have any right? Let the Gibbs understand. The cell phone gets.
YYY: And here is this aunt allegedly with broken legs in 5 seconds already crawling on her big away from us.
You are fucking ugly 😉

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32741
 09.07.2010
dizko_O: Teach me to play guitar

xyZ: Well you take and under casual accords throw, boring something you sing...

XyZ: Or do you really need to learn?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32740
 09.07.2010
xxx: hot and hot
The brain works poorly
xxx: I am in the country +35 in the shadow

It is not better in the city.

There is no blind.
XXX: The Mouse
xxx and other hernias)

yyy: air for example)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32739
 09.07.2010
Tatarin_art: Excavations in 2819 The archaeologist cleans the flash from the sand – the prevalence of these amulets confirms our theory of bla-bla-bla.

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