Will you go with me to defend my diploma?
“Well, in the thickness of the ocean there is a huge fish...it is looking thoughtfully at the moon...
Does the moon look at the fish?? to
Q5: I don’t know.
Mess: Well, I do not know.

* xxx Lost : Marina Khlebnikov - Cup of Coffee at 192kbps Winamp Pro 5.5.7.2830
<yyy> SergSat: Yes, of course! I remember they were sitting in the backbone, drunk under this song... Such a joke turned out, OPOP was in one of the apartments of a residential house, in particular, the tenants in the department called, and complained that the mints were blowing...
<yyy> The guys came to us right away and came... with the addition... :)
<yyy> The residents regretted that they called the department... :)

A: these animals are funny, they look at us, they don't understand them and they all doop@@dy!
B: Just like we are at work.

XXX: What are you doing?
Yyy: The Book of Clay
In your age, it’s time for girls to cuddle :)
Yyy: And I haven’t broken up a single girl yet.)

At the end of the diploma, I will put a picture of a helicopter exploding.

Talk about the upcoming men:
Fuck, it will be hard to give up.
She: Nicho, the most important thing is to learn the names of the predecessors.

xxx: that you are me all "not dumb, not brake"
XXX: You totally deprive me of my free will! and :(

Mom works in the kitchen, daughter turns around the mirror in a red blouse, a short shirt and shoes.
Daughter: Mom, how do I go for an exam in a 30-degree heat in a blouse?
I don’t know what you’re going to do as a fool.
The daughter hides for five minutes in the room and goes out from there in a t-shirt two sizes larger with the ugly inscription, the same shirt and shoes and sticks her red shirt into the bag.
Why do you wear this shirt with you?
What if there is a solemn ceremony? I am like a fool in a shirt.
Mother : Ms. No matter what side you look at, it’s stupid.

xxx is. Can I put Ubuntu on your computer?
YYYYY What if I had a beard and sweater?
xxx is. But also bubbins and manuals.
YYYYY and Manu? A haircut of 9 thousand per square centimeter?! to

I was standing in the store, a man in front of me buying cigarettes. I noticed that he had some beard.
xxx: he looked at the window for a long time, then said, “Please, please, java gold.”

XHH: I can answer exactly any question.
Wow, what did I do last night?
XH: I do not know.
WOW: So you can’t!
XHH: I can do it. The answer is not wrong.

X: It's good that she's only two years younger than me, or we'd not get anything out.
and :?
16-17-year-old girls are small and stupid, and by the age of 20 they are the same.
Y : Why? I got married at 17 years old! At twenty she was divorced.
X: Well I’m talking...

What is the difference between VAZ-2107 and VAZ-2105?
VAZ-2107 will speed up to a hundred at some time, and VAZ-2105 may be.

Theme: Vlaaaad
Q: Do you remember when I was in 9th grade?
Hahahaha, I’m still thinking about your writing :)
Why "the death of a man"

On one site there is a discussion of the disadvantages of men, here is one opinion very liked))))

“I’m very upset that almost all men are domestic egoists, and the second is that they behave like children, and all that.(Example: My husband looks into the refrigerator and asks, "Who ate my crumb?" and I answer that his crumb was eaten by one of the boys (we have two sons). It was necessary to see the reaction of an adult 40-year-old man, he offended me because I allowed his cheese to be eaten by children, is it okay?

Eclectic: Tell me
Eclectica: electricity honestly
Eclectica: Have you ever tried to measure how many centimeters a banana (or its equivalent) gets into your mouth?
NEMAN: Yes
Eclectica: Fuck, I’m not the only one that’s so fucking.
NEMAN : :D

The group took an exam in history. Answering the ticket. and answered. Prep asks:
P. Where are you from?
O from Xelyn.
The P coastline?
Oh yeah.
Do you have a problem with drugs?
No, it is more expensive here.

The cat asked for breakfast. I cut her meat. And she demonstrately went into the warehouse and sits down there eating wheat :-D

xxx: Looking for jobs - "system administrator by call", 30 000...
XXX: IT prostitution

Recalled... a friend bought a 14-year-old son swimsuit with a pocket, and in the pocket was a prejudice (a bonus such, a gift from the company, apparently), she did not hurt in the pocket. My son is so surprised that he has such an advanced mother :)))