I want stability in sexual disorder.

I always knew that something was wrong with me, now I realized that I had it from childhood.
I opened my child’s questionnaire and saw that in the column of the favorite subject she wrote not a reading or drawing, but a bag!! to

vano_gogi: I guessed that my toilet book would be read
vano_gogi: but to appear in it two new tabs...

Masha: Okay, I think we are already at the stage of communication when we can talk anything to each other.
I will go fucking.

-this world definitely went crazy: in Chita from the sale was hijacked!courage, masked under black slime!courage was carefully painted and had a specific smell.recognised the counterfeit by the traces of the paint,which one left.intermediate rest the cost of them is approximately the same.legal question-fuga?But it is a fact, be careful, people!It is :)

The best contraceptive still remains unwashed legs (((

If a girl is hesitant, she can either give or not give, or whisper.

Completing the questionnaire
My name is Wilton, but in the plastic factory where I work, everyone calls me DAB. This often leads to misunderstandings.
Once, a woman from the HR department came to me to fill out a questionnaire. When she asked my name, I didn’t know what name to call. Patiently waiting for my thoughts, she said, “Other things are even more difficult.”
Wilton Rose. United States

The Chinese government defeated the shrimp and declared it edible.

XXX: What is the name of Katka?
YYY : the catches?
xxx: yes
YYY: What about the catch? What is Tatiana Erochina?
XXX: Definitely

I listened to the radio on the amendments to the law:
DJ: Amendments to the law prohibiting smoking in the car with children and pregnant women!
Father: Oh, now the employees of GIBDD will be given a pregnancy test along with an alkaloid test!

My wife went to the store once.
Three days later she went there again, and she was returned to the then deposit (and that is 600 rubles!!!!). So here. Maybe not everything is lost yet?

My brother is sitting and watching the TV. Advertising for cat food. The phrase from there "Your furry homeowner..." Brother turns to our cat:
B: Our dusty homosex.
B: Not even so. Our Paddle Paddle...

How did you and Dan get home yesterday?
PS: I don’t even want to remember.
I hear that you’ve gotten wiped up again :D
WOW: we go home, more accurately half-earth, carried out in the dude, 4 in the morning, a deaf man, a lamp burns, decided to cross the road, just got out, suddenly from anywhere brake straight before Dan black Beha. He is crying "Where to fuck!“I fucked my foot on the car, two bodies 7 on 8 and 8 on 7 came out of the car, and I trembled in an instant, I think we are all dead bodies. Dan fell on the four and that it was squeezing, these two looked at him, so they crushed and sat in the car and fuck... When Dan explained what happened he fell on his knees (already completely sober) and thanked the Lord, they went on the courtyards, whispering all the cars :)

In the topic of new pills, after which you blow with a pleasant smell: Here a man sat such a pill with the smell of lavender, and after a few hours met his future wife... For them the song: Lavender, mountain lavender. How many days have passed, and you remember me and you" acquire a new, truly terrible meaning.
Z is. No, I will not take off.

The girl runs the following algorithm every night:
A: “Call me in the morning...” → 50% switch to B; 50% switch to B
B: If she had time to wake up earlier, she would call herself, “Why don’t you call this? You have promised!!» → transition to G
Q: If I woke up earlier and called her, “How could you wake me up?!» → transition to G
G: terrible insult for the whole day, accusations of infantilism, non-obligation, false and consumer nature of relationships and further on the text almost before plans to capture the world. The text is issued in portions throughout the day and by evening, as a rule, ends with the words "then you will call..." → transition to A

Please help. What is this and is there a way out of it?? to

Topic "I will give free" on the women's forum:
Gynecological tree, completely new, to take to Lublin!

2: What is it?

Such a tree, 25 cm tall, hangs all the relatives you know there.

See also: Mass
He is Liu...?
She is fucking
She: Oh
See also: блю
See also: xD

Why is:

Recently, our Wolf surprised us all. He was driving at a speed of 150 km/h, pushing his foot out of the window... and the radar struck.
Boomond and Chelyabinsk.

Did the radar hold? Maybe he was surprised...

I also told my girlfriend that she didn’t finish. This is what "not finished" will be born in September!