You understand how old you are when your kids say hello to you in the elevator.

- Just our general jumped out of his office with a cry of "Porošenok wants home"...
40 years of man

Letter from the accountant to the admin:
Hi, dear Alexander (sorry, I don’t know how you are on your father’s behalf)!
Let me address you with a request!? to
Dear Olga Viktorovna requires from me (strangely, why from me) photos taken by you on the third day. I can’t know what to answer each of her questions about when, after all, these photos will be on her hands (well or on the screen of the monitor, which, in principle, is equivalent).
In general, the essence of my request is to send these photographs to me by mail, which is commonly referred to as “soap.”
I hope you understand my request and fulfill it.

With respect,
by Marina Ivanovna!

P.S You promised to take my demonic machine for diagnosis to the master, but at the appointed hour I did not observe you under my car, which caused me to feel upset. I hope for a closer and more fruitful cooperation :)

I was a Half-Life nuclear physicist.

I am the accountant of the light.
YYY: I am the Dark Inspector >8P

"Crazy"
A cobra rolled behind the glass.
See also
Dumb and bad.
It is seen at first glance:
A little brain.
A lot of poison.
(Boris the West)

Do you remember any of the girls? :)

She says: I am smart! I can prove! Do you want to talk about a big Android collar?
He: Clearly...

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I am today: I wrote an article, went to work, gathered the bed, smooked my pants, went to the gardens, dressed twice.
I am the hero of the day.

WOW :
Judging by the skin of the pants, his wife left.

The shirt is new, stylish, dressed.
I, smoking, yes, I have a weight.

I am dressing!! to

Russia responded to U.S. missile deployment in Poland with flooding
222: The crew of the flood announced thanks)))

The cleaner burned yesterday.
He approaches the people in a cigarette and innocently asks:
People, who knows how to use a computer?
Naturally, many according to the chewing heads.
-Then, grit, sit down for them, go out to the internet and look for, shit, a site where they learn to use the sorting!

and Irina:
That’s why I can’t normally answer the question: What do you want as a gift? It is :'(

The Son :
And no one can

The Son :
You will think so, and I don’t think Nihua should.

The Son :
And they will give you this "nihua"

The Son :
The paradox.

I am the second socks. I am here. I miss it. Find me now.

Dialogue in the metro:
What happened to you?
and fell.
Are you drunk or are you sick?
This is the first thing, as you said.

We are passing by a crumbling jeep, probably all the lotions that can be installed are installed: toning, discs unrestrained, some snail on the roof (even not fully understood what it is at all) the interference of the flash antenna and an additional headlight. The kangaroo covers the whole mouth.
The length of the driver's dignity - the jeep passed - the number x025cm.
Maybe I chose it specifically =)

Answer from Mail:

What is a rapid increase in shares?
Buy it (if you only bought it)
C-u-u-k-a (if you have sold it)

Do you have a photo of xxx?
YYY is
The ordinary lady.
YYY is a medium-sized quasymode and Miss World
XXX is normal :D

I watched Eurovision. The following is Greece with the song "Opa", which accurately describes the economic situation in the country..."

I went to the forum on the network. I see an advertisement. I sit under the table and quote:
xxx:Sell gorilla. brought from Congo.adapted to urban life
YYY: YYYY XD
ZZZ: Do you know how to work?

Here’s the pipet. 😉
and solesurvivor:
Ascold: decided to sort out somehow and congratulate one anime with Dr. in Japanese
Asked a Japanese acquaintance how to be happy in Japanese
Ascold: He threw hieroglyphs in response to me
Ascold: Well I congratulated her, she is so "thank you, so touching!"
Ascold: and I almost a year congratulated the animes with these hieroglyphs
Ascold: and ALL wrote "Thank you, home arigat" and so on.
Askold: And then I congratulated another Japanese acquaintance with this phrase...
Ascold: In general, it turned out that I almost a year congratulated my animated friends with the phrase "eat my ass and balls" in Japanese)))) and nobody wasted, although at least half of them boasted that they are learning Japanese))))))))