Panksutonian Phil (16:00:11 19/03/2010)
And I almost always have a mood at the level of 50-60%, and when I drink, it rises to 80%, and when I have sex, it reaches 90%, and when with a girl, it reaches 100%.

Where is? Where are the single girls who haven’t had sex for six months? Where are you all? Whoever I offer, they send immediately.
Misha, 12 years old, Yoshkar-Ola

XXX: The Pride
See also: ha
Has the wolf’s phone been stolen?
See also: NAA
Wolf's phone was stolen
In the fucking

From the distribution of porn on one of the trackers:

The system requirements:
Minimum: Left hand
Optimal: The right hand

to this:
Dear and beloved director!
Come back to work or we start sleeping!!!! to
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Several thousands of directors across the country, far from their firms, have been anxiously grabbed by the heart...)))

If I, in the place of Americans, had learned that the Russian Federal Nuclear Center bears the name of the academic E.I. Shabby, I would be scared.

I talk to a friend who has been working for 10 years on a local TV channel operator.

He: I came up with a pattern here: as soon as the sorting becomes very clean and the hollow toilet paper appears - this is a sure sign that we will have some important clot for the interview in the coming days.
But the trick is not that. I only now realized that I would find out about this interview of the cleaners before the operators!!! to

All the grandmothers are like grandmothers, and I am a goddess.
YYY: Oh, and you are worshipped in India...
XXX is?? to
YYY: Well, they have cows as sacred animals.

To this...
and ==
......
You know, a serpent.
32 of me!! to
and ==
The average length is 165-180 cm. 180(165)/32 = 5.6-5.1 see!!! to
Don’t be upset, you have a funny story. :)

xxx (14:57:10 19/03/2010)
Have you tried cocaine?

yyy (14:57:50 19/03/2010)
I have not tried cocaine. They smell and don’t eat.

xxx (14:58:07 19/03/2010)
Do you smell shit?

yyy (14:58:33 19/03/2010)
I always smell pimples before I eat.

If someone says that he will sell his life expensive, it is worth nothing at all.

My first-class son is teaching with his grandmother. They read the letter. The grandmother is listening, and the son reads: "Masha has become a doctor. She was a nice cook, and Vasya and Kolya became thieves.” Grandma is in shock. “It can’t be that it is written in the letter!” The son does not give up, “Yes, grandmother, look for yourself!” My grandmother reads:
"Masha became a doctor, Mila a cook, and Vasya and Kolya - steelers."

It would seem, why the murderer to kill the murderer of the murderer, but Donzov was already not to stop...

Kilimanjaro
Let me believe in you ?

DIMM Rock
Nothing to believe in me.

DIMM Rock
Not canonized yet.

From the news on the channel "TV Center": "Russian scientists found that the Moscovites do not like the visitors."

Oh young people! DiCaprio and the vampires Edwins annoy them... We had to fight with Alain Delon himself for the attention of our girls! And whom we just gave birth to, yeah...

I woke up with a fucking mood from my neighbor’s perforator.
To raise the fighting spirit he cast music to the full.
Ten minutes later, a bell ringed at the door.
The perforator neighbor said that I was preventing him from drilling.
I am in Aachen.
c) MW

Dear and beloved director!
Come back to work or we start sleeping!!!! to

We have an amazing sense of "economy" in our office.
xxx:the girl buy a license word for 10 pieces,because she did not save the copy of the document - "simply!"
buy a navigator manager for 9 pieces because he once drove a turn to Chelyabinsk and almost lost - "easy"!
xxxh: a 310 rubles for refuelling the printer - "and what cheaper could not be found?and "

Conrad: You know who is such a boundlessly dumb and self-satisfied shit, completely confident in his own perfection, and in fact is the utmost nothingness, the most primitive structure, not even deserving of the title of a cell, so, a simple membrane. Complete degradant, shameless, shameless, selfish, narcissistic sick.
Nirvana: What is it?
Conrad: This fool just, looking at us with pork glowing eyes, in which a false, faulty sense of superiority burned, with the confident movement of his stumped handle opened the box from the new ice car for 75k (75 0000 rub!!!) with the office knife and left a non-viable horse beard on the entire screen.