There is little fun in life, but a lot of fun.

The story of a familiar. The case happened a few years ago.

Someone worked for them as a supplier. A 40-year-old man with a lot of strange things. For example, in the morning, coming to work, before he crossed the threshold of the building, he went to the breeze that grew nearby, walked around it, removed his hat and beat his head at the trunk three times. Not so loud, but the sound of strikes through the forks reached the cabinets. Simply
Vasya consumed a lot of alcoholic beverages, periodically fell into drunkenness and, apparently, thus returned to reality.

Once in the lunch break, Vasya, who came out of another drink, decided to eat lunch. For this matter, he even packed the bulk cubes “Galina”
The blank.” He took one, poured boiling water, left a cup on the table, and himself went up the stairs to smoke.

A minute later, accountant Nina Semenovna entered the office. She returned from the dining room, where the chickens were sold that day at prices lower than market prices. Moreover, the chickens were of the ugliest kind - poorly worn, blue, and even with nails.

No one remembers who came to the mind to joke. They quickly obtained a knife and cut off a piece of chicken's foot - the one with nails. Nina Semenovna did not object.

The cut leg was pushed into Vasina cup so that the nails scorned out. And they quickly took positions convenient for observation.

Watson arrived in five minutes. With his shaking hands, he pulled for a cup of bouillon. brought to the lips. The chicken scratched her lips. Vasa put the cup back sharply. jumped from the chair. I looked at the office with a crazy look. Sitting again. Go for the cubes, began to read the instructions and composition. He raised his face to the cup and looked closely.
The chicken’s lap was still ripping out of the bouillon. Vasya looked at her without breaking away and quietly, whispering began to calm himself:

“All, Vasya, you’re not drinking anymore.

Do you have a ritual truck?
and yes.
Why are there traces of blood in the room?
Rituals are different.

The company "Nescafe" is the leading manufacturer of cigarette tubes!!! to

...
The jackets are removed, they sit on the lawn, the beer is pulled from the bottles (and the cheap Baltic), they talk.
and----
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah cheap Baltic)) then sat down in the expensive Lada Kalina and went to the elite macdake.))))

Animation teaches Japanese, Rammstein fans teach German, programmers teach programming languages, many people teach English, but why do Russian rock fans and just Russians not teach Russian?? to

You’ll be healthy soon, and you’ll be fine. The recovery process is already going on. ;)
Finally, I want to ask...
YYY: What is the consequence???? to

For example, in the Ukrainian regions dropped the presidential disarmament - to make lists of victims of the famine. And one small official from the Sumy region, who does not care about the president, the famine and all the instructions from above, took and issued as a list of victims the list of living voters of the village of Andriashevka of the Romanian district. The list was published in a separate book, which was dispatched to the libraries. In particular, in the library of the village of Andryashevka, where residents were surprised to find their own names in the list of victims of Stalin's atrocities.

I washed my head with shampoo for six months, and yesterday I learned that it was a bath foam.

Nurgalyev declared war on corruption and surrendered at the twenty-fifth minute.

Horoscope for the week:
Cancer can get up early tomorrow... "

A year around 2002 I burned off from the thrown of the computer tension. He burned to the foxes. There is still a live disk, modem and memory. Without a comp I was nothing at the time - I filed for freelance. Accordingly, having purchased a computer in debt, I decided to supply it with an interruptor, let it be BO-shn. I met with a friend, he just sold, bought. I go by metro, in a sports bag. Heavy and falling. I go to “Kupalovskaya”, I put the bag on the border (boom!). Interesting is a new catch! Hands are swallowing! I stretch out a little lightning, squeeze my hand there, turn on.

I am drinking! I am drinking! Praying is!

I raise my eyes and see me with my eyes :-). Second 5 we look at each other, then I cut off the ups, fasten the bag and pretend it was. Mint satisfied, and turns around.

Why am I all that? It was quieter before, yes.

Fuck, I’m sitting behind the compass, it’s dark in the room. There is a butterfly on the monitor. I take a sack for fish - the butterfly is flying. I sit with the sack, wait for the butterfly, and here in the room comes my mom. Probably in vain I asked the question "What are you doing?" honestly answered "I catch butterflies..."

I have a grandmother here.
I go out today, she sticks my finger into my coat and says: there are silk pockets inside, no money or hands can be put in them!
I rarely put money there.
My grandmother: Ahahaha! I found 3 thousand yesterday, so I could buy perfumes on them!
I make the eyes O_o, the grandmother understands that she has overwhelmed, and adds:
And all because you can’t put money or hands in these pockets!

Famosus: a year and a half ago, the cat was worn, well, the procedure was successful, the cat went away from anesthesia for days, and everything went on as it should, did not go to the mouth, stinked in the bowl, did not smell. And here one day I come, and this mess was stuck in my diplomat, with the documents, the phone, the charger and the smell is on the whole apartment.
I went to the veterinarian for the sake of interest, what does it smell? How did the eggs find out on the spot!!! to
Either he hid them, or he grew new ones!
I will go to the clinic tomorrow!!!! to
And after all, in a year and a half, the cat did not hint on the cat ?

O_O
Google asks you to contact him.
Enjoy me, Google
Answer: You may have meant:"Enjoy me, Google"

XXX: Greetings

YYYY :
%sender %sender %

How much is 2+2?

There are 3 attempts!

(The Automatic Message)

XHH: 4

YYY: You have guessed!

XXX: Did you guess?? to
This is a crazy spam bot!! I knew!! to

And your parents are also happy when the lights cut off and you finally break off the comp?))) My dad yesterday when the light was cut out shouted "Hello to the mountains of light".

The sanitary enters.
I asked the pencil first.
entered returned
Then shrink.
Such a modest
Then he asks
You have the internet yes.
Oh the internet
There is everything there.
Almost everything
What about the creation of our universe?
must seek
clearly

and left
I’ll print it, I’ll take it.)
While he walked with the shark.
quietly without words left next to his tool on the window
Happy came in.
thanked
He told his opinion.
ppc
Life is such a thing.
Whoever makes the sort of things he thinks about what he will leave behind in this world.
Unlike those who are filled.

Blonde> C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts – where is it?? to