You are a puffy rabbit! I would kiss your chicks.
He is *HAPPY*
She: Oh
She: the small
See also: Ears
She is the ear!!! to

Response to Mail R.
How to Marry a Favourite Scorpion?
Becoming a Cancer

I went to the clinic for the first time in eight years. There is a window of 30 grandmothers. Judging by the general mood, it is only for me torture, and for them - nostalgia, a forum and a fun attraction.

Did you hear that I am a secretary? So, yesterday came the matter to an interview with the wife of the type I was supposed to be a secretary to.

Myrtle : and?

Irischa: She looked at me and said that this is the secretary and should have her husband.

Iris: What do you think she meant?

In the forum about piercing:
XXX: Hello to everyone!
Interested in this thing: here the tattoos have a meaning (in most at least), is there any special meaning in the piercing? That is, maybe someone knows from ancient cultures or somewhere else, what a hole in a particular place means?
yyy: The hole between the legs means belonging to the female sex

I began to write a diploma, not to be distracted by the benefits of civilization, I went to my parents in the village where the mobile phone in bad weather network does not catch, all would be anything but, the neighbor's guy suggested to set up a lock-up, I'm in the counter, I sit in a lock-up with admin rights.....and its broadband satellite internet)))))

You still miss the times when men were real men and they wrote device drivers themselves. — Linus Torvalds

A difficult childhood.
The wooden toys.
In the hidden folder.

Angelina Jolie also has a terrible photo in her passport.

The essence of the game is that the host asks questions and the players must answer them.So the topic of questions "Tanks" the price of the question is 300 rubles:
In computer and role-playing games there is such a character who takes on all the strikes of the enemy, thus protecting the group.
The players shook and here is the timid voice of the leading player:
Could it be a boat mechanic?

xxx: People, is it a mental disorder if I think all the time about bringing something banned into the plane or bypassing the video surveillance system in the store?
This is Russian mentality.

((((: I woke up when I discovered that my lighter was turned off, which I once hid under the branches and leaves, between the trees, in a cane, about in the middle of the field...

We sit in three with Kents, one so multi-significant:
Tomorrow my wife is coming from a business trip.
The second: the wife will come, the fuck will bring...

Why is Matan easier?
YYY: What is what?
XXX: Relationships between people
Yyy: Because Matan was invented by those who had no relationship with people.

Don’t fix me, I’m not a coward.

by Kevin

Belka: Well you know, I am a master of sport in handball.
Yesterday I fed the frog and the frog came out and cried.
Belka: Well, in general, I hit her with three goals with bread exactly in her mouth.
White: I was funny.
The frog also laughed.

How to call a car a motor

We had a teacher at the university (and maybe there is now).
First class, acquaintance with students: "My name is Chestnut. What I wish you"
Wonderful, I have to say, a man.)

Cabbage cheese is the best cheese among cabbages!

by H2SO4
This lady had a joke about her life. A guy called her a day later with the question "Can Masha?", "Can Katya?" and so on. Then I asked "What is your name, fucking?and "

by H2SO4
It is called power. Authorized by e.