XXX is wow! They are separated!!! to
You cannot rejoice in the mountains of others.! to
XXX: Then I will be happy with my happiness!! to

YYY: Everything, I decided, from today I start a new life!
What, again, will you change the shape of your nails and the color of your dress?and XDD

I don’t like the mosquitoes!
BFs: Well, we are unculturally snooping and snooping in the entrances, and they are culturally writing and crawling in the parade.

xxx: fucking, I froze in turquoise coat and jeans shirt
Not a Penguin
HHH: What is it? Who is?
If the penguin did not freeze.

Chapter "Amedia": "The Internet often forces us to use evil, and we will try to use good".

Journalist: "What is the good Alexander Akopov uses, we, unfortunately, have not yet been able to establish - I want to believe that it is not something illegal."

The restaurant menu.
On the first page with huge beautiful letters: "LUDDAY"

I read about BSD:
In the night of December 19 to December 23, 2008, progressive humanity has the opportunity to celebrate FreeBSD’s 15th anniversary.
Nothing to O_O

Shit, I hate it! Here is the logic: the whole day to suffer from a shit diet, let the saliva on the meat, and then at night to get up and shake half a kilo of smoked fish because it will ruin?
Alexsis: Yeah, you are married the first day, relax with my same story.
All babies are like that.
The Fuck!
Alexis: What else?
Yoj: cute you let me down :) it _i_ decided to lose 5 kg while Jean at the aunt’s guest :)
I will throw out the remains of the fish.

Skyscanner (11:46:17 12/06/2010)
Did you go out at dawn to look for disgraceful graduates?

ThE_BuZz (11:55:59 12/06/2010)
:D

cppmm: The best in a Japanese restaurant is German beer and Russian vodka.

<morozov> what can I give to a wedding?

<ARTYOM> vibrators
<ARTYOM> often money in the conversion donate

<SKcorp.> The vibrator in the envelope! Break the pattern!

forever_online [admin]: I have this ancient laser already brought 4 times a day, everything with the same formulation "do not work", and I can not play it in my office - the printer works correctly. I could not stand it, I decided to go to them myself.
forever_online [admin]: Generally speaking, they connected the power cable, but here is the LPT...
forever_online [admin]: But the most killing thing was not that, but that the girl-manager seriously assured me that before they never connected it, but the printer worked.
forever_online [admin]: Returning to the server, I suddenly realized that I seemed to have met Zen...

- Imagine, she knows all levels of the axle model... fucking so cool at all... how can she know?
Do you think she hasn’t talked to the idols?
As if girls of this size shouldn’t communicate with us... fucking I’m already in love.
I don’t want to annoy you, but this is my ex.

Zireael: Today at the seminar was:
When you arrive in America, call your parents and tell them that they have arrived.
I think if we don’t fly, they’ll know.

Status in contact

I tried xxx. by 5:03
xxx kill me. by 5:58
xxx tried it again.) 6:43

[20:02:23] <xxx> I almost got rid of laughter. The last minutes of the match, the tribunes thunder, show the Argentine tribune. And there a kind of stubborn in the center of the mosque with the Russian flag.
[20:02:41] <xxx> fucking fucked

The xxx:
Where would you like to work?
YYYY :
Where it is quiet and quiet and pay at least 25 thousand
The xxx:
Mda... morge, cemetery, serving house...

from twitter'a :
LeDimane: And I got the crab sticks out of the freezer, attached the shirt to my head and pleased. Fuck the heat!

Without clothes, I weigh much less.
M: A praaavil thought! and :)

Nick-471: I realized that I fell in love with her when there were 30 minutes left to restart and I asked if we could get the shoes? The answer was the phrase "yes how to send two bytes"