misanthrope (12:32:44 29/04/2010)
I have on the culculator on the back side of the pattern written MARUSH.
misanthrope (12:33:22 29/04/2010)
If you hurry, I’ll find it immediately.
MarchCat (12:34:04 29/04/2010)
Markus did not help.

A friend (Designer) told a dialogue with a client:

Q: I want our phone numbers to be headed!
D: That is... it’s impossible...
Q: as much as possible. Just press Shift and print the number! You must know! You are a designer! I’m doing everything well in word, I don’t even know why I’m crying for you!

with UV. Luziernaga

The difference between a fool and an idiot is that a fool thinks:
“Everything is possible for money” and the idiot is that everything is possible for free.

A story on the letter “P”

Thanks to "classmates" and "vkontakte" you will not find anyone on the Internet! Recently, I was found in this way by an old acquaintance, whom we met once at the theatre department of the Leningrad cult school. There was such a period in my life... I studied there only a year, but remembered that year well. It was interesting. Theatre Department. Actor skills, feeding, stage speech.
various unusual tasks. One of them suddenly recalled my acquaintance.

Do you remember the story on the letter “P”? We were given the task to make each
A story where all the words start with one letter, and you have chosen "P". thy
Everybody liked the story so much! His teachers kept him.
Students of the following courses.

He recalled the task (by the way, the letter "P" was a very successful choice), and restored the story as he could.

This is one of the most important things in the world.

The villagers were constantly drinking. They came and sat down under the roof.
Drinking a beer. Drinking Port wine. They regularly sing long songs.

“Listen, Paul,” said Peter, the first man of the village. – is
Listen... why the chairman, falling, is constantly hindering
Execution of plan? Why missing? The prizes simply disappeared.

Paul thought about.

- Prizes with prizes... The Chairman is doing well... - after the pause
Continue, plan over-execute, plan up... then the weather
They will go, the simple will go. The plan is problematic. The Chairman
The consequences are foreseen. is insured.

It is right! The shepherd approached forgiveness, trying to plead.
The president’s job allows. Permanent precedent
is present! Look at the points...
Go away the fool! Paul said. The Professor! and married,
You understand...
Forgiveness is gone.
The boys continued to drink.

The first cockroaches.
Peter stood up.
Go to Paul? It is time.
Say hello to Pauline.
The “Victory” of the President.
The village awoke.

Germany has announced that it is ready to place a Russian naval base in Rostock for a 30% discount on gas, and a 40% discount in Berlin.

xxx (14:07:22 29/04/2010)
Buy an apartment on a mortgage.
yyy (14:16:45 29/04/2010)
We need more gold.

Previously, every comp was a folder Install, now it is called Downloads.

If you still have dreams, protect yourself.

xxx: No, you that, the most hellish porn I’ve seen was called "what the calf does after the soul". A 10-minute video of how she brushes her teeth.

She: sweet, can I ask you?
Is it mmm?
She: I opened the disc drive here... and what does the DISC BALANA do in our notebook?? to
He: Well, I don’t know, maybe my sister forgot.
She: Yes, yes))) You know, I want to tell you... No, not enough that you have betrayed me for six months, so you are also a secret fan of Bilan, it turns out???!!!! God, with whom I lived!! to
...
She: Your things are in the way, dear.

What if Pinocchio said, “My nose will grow!”

As my father once said – "Lord, you are a shit..."
xd

Found on the police forum:

I remember when I was checking, I found in the table of one opera, a refusal material.
The convict was taken to the hospital with two knives in the heart area. The essence of the refusal: the convict waited for the train, but he was not there for a long time, then he went to the city to a friend, but that house did not appear, then he decided to sit on the window and play in a scarf, which he folded a corner. In the process of the game, the knife lay with the blade up, and the man was tired, clutched on the wall and fell asleep, and in a dream the hand slipped and he fell directly on the knife, which fell into the area of the heart, then this man from the annoyance pulled out the knife and threw it on the window, where he again lay with the blade up, and the man again also clutched on the wall and fell asleep, and again fell on the knife, so he got two knife in the area of the heart, and at the same time he was guilty of everything himself and no one is accused of anything.

Lectures on Loss
Which cycle is the most dangerous?
Students in Menstrual

From personal observations, the series "only in Russia"

In the civilized world, people go to sex shops in order to fuck someone with the help of things purchased there.
In Russia, they go to sex shops to give someone something bought there and thus fuck it beautifully.

I went to Mac Donalds with students, paid a 16-year-old student for some food and refused to take the money.
I: I don’t spend money with girls until 18 years old.
She (attentive): Do you hope to be paid with interest in a couple of years?

On the issue of elections:

“A bad government is chosen by good people who do not go to elections.” Winston Churchill. He was far from stupid.

D: Who will go?
A: They go on Friday.
D: And where then?
A: At nine in the evening.

1: fuck I want to go on vacation at Bora-Boa
2: Sassy Writing

Why drugs when there is inets?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Better than drugs. They at least sometimes let go.