Damn, I can't understand everything - but what did the cops pick up before the appearance of mobile phones?
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Hi my little brother. I see, I see that you are interested - so sit down more comfortably, now I will tell you how it was.In the past life was not as saturated with gadgets as it is now.
Long before these terrible times, the hoppies took off the bills and arithmometers "Felix", with the words "we are here tomorrow at this same time, I will give you everything". From these hopes grew those who raised the economy of Russia.Desperate clusters of minors and angry Spaniards committed raids on sandstores. After that, they took home the prey - plastic soldiers and pistols with pistols or suckers. This was how our future army was formed.Especially insidious copters took Rubik's cubes, and after unsuccessful casting fell into a coma - so our architects grew up.There were those who did not hate calculators "Electronics"."Hear, boy, count it?".They are now engaged in business and commerce.The milk and iris bites were selected by those who now call themselves thieves in the law. Sometimes they can be seen in some administration. Look closer at their faces – among them are those who once took from your father the twenty-penny coin, released to him for a plumbing, or even a full-weight, metal ruble – a real treasure at that time.

mikami: and in general it is their "do not ride with blue cockroaches"like "do not choose niches and avatars, similar to admin and moderator".

to this:
Fuck, I am the hero of an anecdote... asked from work on the date of our first meeting, came earlier, and there she, he and the cat locked in the bathroom!!!!!! to
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Closed the cat in the bathroom. They are fools!!! to

here here :
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Today I go from work, and my black cat crossed the road, and then immediately in the opposite direction. I think she cancelled her decision or doubled the alleged trouble?
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Here you have to find out what. Scalar cat or vector. If vector, then all the norm, but if scalar...
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The Law of Universal Ugliness states that any trouble is capable of self-doubling without external interference or tripling with interference.

I am looking for a girl who loves the chocolate half of Maximon, not a biscuit.

I miss you without you...
XXX: You are so cute! Without you it’s somewhat grey and boring.
XXX: Dinner prepared, and what do you have?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY A hundred thousand. It hurts, but the eggs are gone!

to this:

One of the signs that you are in love is when you look a girl in the eyes and you have an erection.
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This is one of the signs of spermatozoa.

1: Use signs of interruption

2: Use condoms and no signs of interruption

Better your parents use them.

I went to the kitchen to see the temperature. I had a thermometer there and it was cleaned.
You will grow up...
How many degrees?
The blue...

Interestingly, and the employees of which special services write here UG, that we need to organize a revolution in Russia? Revolution is decay, destruction, civil war! And by the way, the lack of the internet and the prospect of eating your cat.
Start changing yourself and your surroundings. and whisper that they disappear.

What is the difference between Linux and Linux? Linux is better than acoustics. So you put the program in the wheel, said satisfied: "Fuck it!" – and that’s all. And in Linux: put a proga, said "Fuck it!", and to you in response echo: "Fuck it"...

From the forum (writing by someone’s mother):
In short, this is the situation. He has a nice girl in the group. He speaks of her precisely in the "love key": he says, she is him, she loves him, and so on. Meanwhile, I don’t even know what a person she is and how she treats my child. I have seen her close by a couple of times. Interest from her side to her son did not notice (going past, with me, at least, talking about nothing with him and not even looking, walking past). She looks at me, and I blink at her. <..> I don’t know how and when to go to them with an invitation. Yes, and I want to help the child, I know how difficult it is to approach the object of sympathy. And it’s not the age when sympathy can cut off. <..> And will they not take me away? Will they consider it another conundrum... or try to find out their phone? Or can they not give, even for that reason? Of course, I will not talk about the feelings of the child to the mediator, nor to the parents of the girl. How to?

Question: How old are the children?
Answer: 3-4 years

in Kazakhstan (as well as in the
But we found the lump anyway.
We are with you.)

The xxx:
Megaphone sends a message.
Are you tired of cards, melodies and games?
I thought, “Yes, shit, I’m tired of it!”
I slide down.
Get the new ones!“!”

And I remember once in the fifth grade on the dictionary the word "motorcycle" with mistakes written. It was "Matthew ". Spring was...

to this

Today I go from work, and my black cat crossed the road, and then immediately in the opposite direction. I think she cancelled her decision or doubled the alleged trouble?
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Here you have to find out what. Scalar cat or vector. If vector, then all the norm, but if scalar...

I plant potatoes and the cat is watching. He went away and began to dig a hole. He stopped, thought, approached and sat down in a potato hole. Why dig when it is ready?

DiMoS (Support): According to the survey: after orgasm
DiMoS (Support): 16% are smoking
DiMoS (Support): 18% go to the shower
DiMoS (Support): 66% press alt+f4
Magnus: in light alloy esc
DiMoS (Support): You are burning up!

In shelter, I go into my room. On the bed is a neighbor with a crazy view, wrapped in a pit. He asks me:
“Michael, do you believe in miracles?
No, I do not believe!
Look at it! - and take hands for the naked wires that hang out of the roof. You see! You see! I was not hit by the current.
Oh, this is this. I also had such a miracle now, the switch ticked, and the light did not light up. There is no blasphemy in the house, Apostle Andrew, you are mine! Stop drinking beer, go drinking beer!
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You are from where?
From the Ukraine!
Get our gas back!!! to
I’ll put the envelope in the envelope and send it by mail.