Cvetik: Imagine, my cat yesterday swallowed so that it was impossible to breathe.
Cvetik: and at this time I was my boyfriend, and I ran like a fool, opened the forks and ventilated the room (((
It was so uncomfortable (
Olka: okay, Seroge spizdela that it was a cat whining, but it was mealed by a slug hanging on my ears *ROLF*
Are you sure you won’t tell him?! to

Maybe he is gay?
No, he likes the girls.and :)
A strange one is gay.

He: Idiot mood) wants to do something.
X percent of!
She: Take care of me. I’m still the X%!

Everyone says big breasts are cool, it’s beautiful.
Let me tell you the whole truth about big boobs, being their owner.
So the big ones.
Do you know that it’s hard to walk with them, and it’s almost impossible to dance?
When losing weight, these same breasts lose weight first.
Under them, the skin is constantly sweating in the heat, and the main thing is to wipe out the shit!
In the deep decolt, the crumbs constantly rise and sometimes insects fly in.
Large breasts fall out of the caterpillars that are so liked by men - from the Lolites and other Veronics.
big breasts always attract attention, so a decent girl to walk on the street is quite difficult, not
catching a couple of unpleasant fatty looks or rough screams / screams.
It is uncomfortable to sleep on your stomach.
The large chest is often accidentally hit on a limited area with a large crowd.
Large breasts become insupportable with PMS.
Lingerie sellers never believe that you have big breasts, and let you measure the lingerie first for a smaller size.
With large breasts you do not go without a lick, first, because - see item 1, second, because natural breasts (not silicone) still have the ability to "slide" in different directions, which is why it starts to look like a weed.

My greeting, I want to pass on to those riders who do not pass pedestrians only to get into the traffic jams after 5 meters and fence the road.
Hello to you, Peders.

> Parkour style
and gt;
> Again the strength of foreign words! It must be spiritual!
> is a crap! The jump!

Murphy’s Law: If you carry something heavy with two hands, you always hit the doors that open to yourself.

Novosib.. on the street +28 in the day.. please wish us to finally turn off the heating!!!! to

And you remember your first columns "Genius" for 150 rubles... such small, white-blue...which were bought "for the first time"? and :)

What does it mean to remember??? I still have them and they work very well!!! to

StopKPAH

XXX is
See here
XXX is
More cheese, more hole
XXX is
is right?
YYYY
It depends on the type)
XXX is
on average
YYYY
Probably yes)
XXX is
More holes, less cheese
XXX is
is right?
XXX is
More cheese, less cheese
YYYY
I am so cute!))
XXX is
I’m going to push you off before the absent.

Blyiahiahiahiahiahinnn bought caramel cock) immediately remembered the taste of childhood)

I don’t understand school, who remembers it?

Dark Water: Let it shake... What a photoshop. I'll see you live nearby :D

XXX is
A situation that characterizes my whole life... even the name coincided.

XXX is
In general, I go to the institute, I walk past the children's garden, and I see the painting with oil: a bunch of deprived children in the sandbox, with a dark expression of the face without any manifestations of emotions, something is carved with the shoulder in the sand, over them a teacher. Nearby is a man, jumping on the turnik, joyful, satisfied. And then the phrase of the educator (the very essence is in her): "Sasha, we don't play on the turnip, we take the shoulder and KOPA!"

I almost cried, the little one does not yet know that such a hernia is likely to happen all his life...

I play one game, one of those where you need to find items from the list on the picture. The realism of the game. In the game, as in real life, the hardest thing was to find socks!

Why was Columbus not taught to shut himself behind?

Where do you and I meet?
YYY: The Trade Union
XXX: The question is how long.

XXX: The
yyy: Ku, this is an anti-spam bot, I will not let you go to my mistress until I verify that you are not a spammer, so remember the last letter of the Russian alphabet and write it to me.
xxx: and
You are a decent boy, you can write to my mistress.

Have you also been upset by drawing fields in notebook books before?

The Cat)

Do not want to be good - follow the instructions!

The American mail generally works very well. Letters and packages arrive very quickly, almost never disappear. We received valuable documents (even passports) without problems by mail!Electronics, anything, and in any weather. Here and now I look out the window, and see how under the rainy rain our postwoman walks in her waterproof cloak-tent between the houses and spreads the mail.

I have only one claim. Many times the letters I sent to my aunt in Lithuania were returned with the stamp "There is no such address" - right under the words Vilnius, Lithuania. I understand that mostly Chinese and Mexicans work at the mail, to whom Lithuania has little to say, and not all Americans know what it is, but it is still the mail! They should have a book guide.

Eventually, I started writing on envelopes after my name, house number and street name.

Vilnius, Lithuania
A is

City of Vilnius
Country of Lithuania
of Europe,
Then the letters went much better.

But today I called my aunt in Vilnius, and she said

We just got your New Year’s card. I was surprised,
Why did she go so long, and then accidentally looked at the envelope and
I saw the stamp of Honduras. She was initially sent to
Honduras, and then we go to Lithuania.

Now, in addition to respect for U.S. mail workers, I also have respect for Honduran mail workers... They know where they are.
of Lithuania.