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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №26568
 26.02.2010
When I was studying at the university, we had a practitioner (P) fire at a lecture.
We have a girl in the group who was always late for the first couple because she lived far away. So here. The lecture began, 10 minutes later the door opens and this girl (D) enters with the question:

D Can I enter?
P (correcting the glasses) - another delay and I'll let you go around!

A minute of silence in the audience, a explosion of laughter, until the lecturer comes that he cried, decided to recover and added:
P is administrative.

A bigger explosion of laughter.)


[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №26567
 26.02.2010
And my wife gave me the assembly model of the SU-37, which must be glued out of the small pieces, and do it all carefully, because if you are not so glued, you will separate it.
The last gift of her journey to me - 3 nights and 3 nights I already collect, today is the 4th day already. I don’t even sit at the computer, not to joke with my wife. I picked up about a third...I can’t get away.
I am 27 years old...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №26566
 26.02.2010
nn (17:54:18 25/02/2010)
Do you borrow a thousand a week?

hrs (17:54:27 25/02/2010)
I am student

nn (17:54:46 25/02/2010)
What is a student?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №26565
 26.02.2010
[13/02/2010 16:55:34] xxx: listen, the question to you as to an electronist..
[13/02/2010 16:56:49] yyy: if it works – do not touch!!! to

[ + 75 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26564
 26.02.2010
The xxx:
Successful

I-Bot and Translator
Sussex

The xxx:
Successful

I-Bot and Translator
Sussex

The xxx:
Successful

I-Bot and Translator
Sushi

The xxx:
Successful

I-Bot and Translator
Sussex

The xxx:
You are fooling.

I-Bot and Translator
bitch you izdevaeshsya

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №26563
 26.02.2010
[11:49] ssss: what is so scary in the photo
[11:54] usus: Ugly, this is the terrible

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №26562
 26.02.2010
to this:

GenDOS2
The mentions were wiped out, in general, the good guys.

A_AnisimOFF
What is?

GenDOS2
In space, one man dropped VW so that nobody, especially public transportation, can pass. They called the men, they called the evacuator.
Do you think they stopped the car at the parking lot? No is. They put her with the evacuator crane on a huge snowfall and left. Now it is standing on the ground, the people rush.
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Photo by FSTUDIO!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №26561
 26.02.2010
<xxx>
By the way, I think in five years in the net will be banners of the type "only on our site porn with people, without dogs, cats, horses"
<yyy>
Between man and woman.
<xxx>
Yes to! Without strapon, gold rain and copro
only missionary posture and only five minutes
<yyy>
No mines and cunnilingus. None of Doggy.
All under the blanket.
<xxx>
100% simulation of orgasm
on both sides
in the first 4 minutes of the five sounds like "not hit again";
<yyy>
Or ' not there'
<xxx>
last 30 seconds - snoring (male and female)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №26560
 26.02.2010
The Gift
How about puzzles?
XXX is
are lying))
The Gift
Jumping a thing?
XXX is
Three Thousand
The Gift
Have you decided to remove the wall?
XXX is
It wasn’t me deciding.)
XXX is
gave me
The Gift
Who did you get so?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №26559
 26.02.2010
The xxx:
and olololol. Putin and Medvedev have the same blood group
The xxx:
Really about the stock grown))

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №26558
 26.02.2010
XXX: What is life for you? Just go without zebras there.
Life is like a barcode.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №26557
 26.02.2010
- In the harsh Chelyabinsk supermarkets at the box office now next to the pregnancy test and glandons lies a lubricant for anal sex!
Michael insisted!! to

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №26556
 26.02.2010
A friend sent this " congratulations" from the 23rd:

The betrayal of the wicked,
Broken under a heavy load.
Why did I go into intelligence?
With my big bubble?

There is no honor, no point.
In the darkness in front.
Why the front line?
Do I have a big back?

I lay in the grass,
I am afraid of the bullet.
I would not hit mine.
Not in the place of a huge fox.

lz67 from anatole (c)

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №26555
 26.02.2010
14/02/10 : fucking, so long on it dried up...
14/02/10 : and today he came to me and said
14/02/10 : From this day we start counting our relationship with you
and kissed passionately... rrr))
mmm (14/02/10) : from today you speak)
mmm (14/02/10) : one gift for two holidays and the anniversary will not be forgotten!
mmm (14/02/10) : The man!
Kitty (14/02/10) : Fucks...

[ + 62 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26554
 26.02.2010
Seminar on Geology.
Prepod: how to determine the anomaly in the crystals of minerals?
The voice from the audience: throwing a hood in them?

[ + 76 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №26553
 26.02.2010
It’s good to live alone: now I cut tomatoes with red onions and basil, filled them with oil, roasted a 400 gram piece of cow, opened a bottle of good red wine... And, fucking, no one should be fucking at noon! This is a simple, fucking, delicious dinner.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №26552
 26.02.2010
I decided to wear a new dress.The red-sexting..)))Well, it is natural to delight others with their appearance.The cute dress really liked it...So he said:"You have such a beautiful dress!Even more beautiful than you!"...I always knew that he was nice and sensitive...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №26551
 26.02.2010
to this:
Dmitry Anatolievich Do you really think we’re all done?

You are telling the truth – they really do everything...

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №26550
 26.02.2010
Letter to the IT Service:
"In the staff department the printer does not see the paper!"

The answer:
"Rise up to him for centuries"

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №26549
 26.02.2010
Katyushka: I have been congratulating a long-time friend here since February 23, and he didn't know my number from which I congratulated, writes "thank you, and who is it?" I say "your unfulfilled dream",response "New car what?"

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