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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №39561
 29.11.2010
Meanwhile, last week, the Swedish prosecutor’s office sent to Interpol a request to announce an international search for the founder of WikiLeaks.

XXX: WikiLeaks
“Before President Ahmadinejad’s speech at the UN General Assembly, the State Department sent a directive to all European countries, telling them when their representatives should leave the hall. The directive detailed what words or topics in the speech of the Iranian president should serve as a signal of a country’s withdrawal. Instructions were fulfilled. But it didn’t go without curiosity: the Swedish delegate had to be instructed to leave the hall when Ahmadinejad mentioned the Holocaust. But Ahmadinejad never mentioned the Holocaust. Representatives of other European countries came out, and the Swede remained in the hall, sending alarm signals and asking for additional instructions from his American mentor: what to do?

This is what I understand, true European democracy. Where we are poor.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №39560
 29.11.2010
I entered the slogan generator word windows... well he gave me:

iWindows is a new hit from Apple.

I imagined it...

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №39559
 29.11.2010
I spoke now with a comrade who yesterday spent the whole day designing passes for the cars of his organization’s employees, not somewhere, but to the Kremlin, where, in the Palace of Congress, some corporate celebration will soon take place. Here is attention! What he found out yesterday. He learned that the entry of Russian-made cars into the Kremlin is strictly prohibited.

They fear that the cars of our assembly will explode as soon as they enter the Kremlin.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №39558
 29.11.2010
I watch news. Forum for the Protection of the Amur Tiger. The first channel. Why a Tiger? Why not a lion, a panda or another goat from the Red Book?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №39557
 29.11.2010
I just drank tea again... and no longer with cookies... but with something terrible...
Fuck the type of mixture, it is called: "with Icelandic moh" Made in Russia, the city of Novorzhev! My hometown. The taste of the forest!! I have never eaten the forest.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №39556
 29.11.2010
aaaa, fucking, they just showed how the president put the "electronic signature" at his disposal. Stylish on the screen!! They generally understand what "electronic signature" is??? I will go, scan the signature of the director, and start ordering the prizes to myself!!! The President does that...

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №39555
 29.11.2010
D_L: If the "Ice and Fire" TV show in the jury added the entire four of Projector Perishilton, and not just Cecalo, it could be an excellent show.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №39554
 29.11.2010
I go in the tram. At one of the stops, a aunt looks up and cries:
Will he get to the station?
The driver is dark:
I hope...
Something turned out positive to me.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №39553
 29.11.2010
Is it only sex that matters in our relationship or would we be able to date without having sex?
He: Of course, dear, because I love you.
She: What, I don’t excite you at all?? to

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39552
 29.11.2010
today, just a day ago, it was yesterday

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №39551
 29.11.2010
XXX broadcasts from Traumatology:
xxx: caroche brought some man, with an open fracture
Orthodoxy or Orthodoxy?
xxx: he apparently was in some struggle, and with menta obviously
XXX: He acted naked.
YYY: Whatever is it?
I heard the screams from the nurses.
xxx: this is
xxx: he snatched the cowards of one of our men and fucked up xD
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: came mint, asked about him mol "what you heard what you know" and
The man-neighbor "he stole my cowards!"
xxx: so it went into the fact that she asked what size the coward, what color of shape, and so on.
I was really crying.
Tagged: xd
Did he do it naked?
xxx: hz, saw how he was carried and that the nurse shouted "that he did so without clothes";
XXX: but fucking with an open fracture, in one shirt on the street.
zzz: Scientist and literate man
zzz: "I need your clothes" It was the Terminator who, when he appeared on earth, stumbled upon our menta

[ + 77 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39550
 29.11.2010
QQQ: Listen, who are the sides and the pires?
www: well sides that have already 100% downloaded files on the distribution, and piras - which only partially downloaded files are distributed.
QQ: What if I downloaded the file and turned off?
WWW: Well, in this case you are Ganodon!

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39549
 29.11.2010
Yesterday I watched a movie with a child.
Today I sit, cuddling... the son approaches, stretches the stomach found somewhere in his cuddles, saying:
You will meet, you will send.
It is only after the child leaves to whisper:
Don’t give God, my son!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №39548
 29.11.2010
I am so humble, so cultural.
Fuck, how beautiful I am.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №39547
 29.11.2010
KOrsar45: In the village of my relatives really lives a dog, who believes that her name is Kudabla, and the elderly generally accepted.
Bravin is :)
Chapter 45: It is funny. And you can imagine what I hear in the morning, old-fashioned screams: “Kudabla, where do you do it?”Q" "Where is the mouth of the mouth?and "
Bravin: "Kudablečka, eat, eat, my nice")))
KOrsar45: "My socks are gone! The cuddle? And that you came, I didn’t call you..."

[ + 63 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №39546
 29.11.2010
Where do you see sellers who react to purchases in this way?
Oh, I bought food and toilet paper, they all fell!
Oh, my wife and I bought gendons and diapers!The seller died of laughter!
O-o-o!The whole shop followed me by the eyes and cried: I proudly carried candy and champagne!I have a calf!And only one old lady asked, why don’t you, shit, take Gandons?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №39545
 29.11.2010
I read the news on mayl.ru
China is ready to reconcile the two Koreas

It is immediately presented as a Chinese army, with small divisions of 200-300 million, simply deployed in each country and stupidly interrupted.)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №39544
 29.11.2010
xxx: to
YYYYYY: Hey
XXX is fucking fucking.
XXX: What do you mean?

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №39543
 29.11.2010
The guy who grabbed my car from the crumbs, and then understood everything and cut his own - THANK YOU!

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №39542
 29.11.2010
You are a crazy programmer. Delete my course when reinstalling.
I am just an advanced drinker. I can only reinstall the system. I told you about it immediately. Where was the Kursk?
On the desk, of course.
of course? How long to store important files on the desktop - of course?
Where do you store yours?! to
Do you have a porn folder after reinstalling it?
Well yes, and what?

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