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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №29138
 23.04.2010
Kiba (15:58) :
rumor, I yesterday on the home phone called a guy, asked what my internet is and the type suggested Beeline to put HDD

Kiba (15:59) :
I asked him what the Beeline logo was, he said that bees, I asked why, he explained to me for a long time, and then I asked him how bees reproduce.

Kiba (16:00) :
he explained to me the chat, and then said that he had three in biology at school had xD

Kiba (16:00) :
I said that since he doesn’t know the basic things about his company, I won’t connect any more x)

Kiba (16:00) :
He apologized and put on the phone.

[ + 41 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29137
 23.04.2010
I wrote an extension to Chrome for reading BORA here. Allows you to automatically omit non-citations, similarities of chats, statements of blondes and schoolchildren, all kinds of quarrels, UGs and calls to bring to the best. Interesting is? Fuck, I understand that I am doing stupid, but if this appears in the best - I will publish a link to the extension.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №29136
 23.04.2010
Radosss (23:41:16 22/04/2010)
My brother and I go like that.
Bats Eye
Brother, let us raise it.
Radosss (23:41:42 22/04/2010)
I did not think long and agreed.
Radosss (23:41:48 22/04/2010)
We raised the eye.
condemned (23:41:59 22/04/2010)
Which prison are you in?
Radosss (23:42:40 22/04/2010)
The Brotherhood

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №29135
 23.04.2010
As a friend told us at school, a computer scientist told us that Windows suddenly became paid and then we switched to Linux.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №29134
 23.04.2010
xxxx: People are very easy to manipulate!
Are you manipulating me too?
xxxxx: yes
YYYYY: and how?
XXX: Take a litre of beer, I will tell you...

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29133
 23.04.2010
here here. =) is

Why is there an instruction for the subway engineer of the first train after the opening of the subway to signal in each race? Even the subway engineers do not know why this instruction exists.

Not to get caught in the train. Although if I stay in the tunnel before opening - I like to fuck, the monitors do not sleep, and to stay in the niche of the wall panel (yes, just where the cables lie) considering the effect of the wreck from the passing train is also no chance. So just look for technological stakes and pray. =) is
I have respect, Digger.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №29132
 23.04.2010
Moscow, the inscription on the tobacco can:
Cigarettes, tobacco and smoking!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №29131
 23.04.2010
Why don’t you sleep at 2 o’clock?
I’m a cat at night and I’m a cat at day. ;)
xxx: clearly shorter, druid 80lvl

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №29130
 23.04.2010
D3u1LaTeG: I love you.
Error 404: You will regret it.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29129
 23.04.2010
xxx: Listen, what kind of shit, I only have a printer printing black and pink, what do I do?
Yyy: He gave in emo, put him a blade in a pot for paper
xxx: Okay, I’ll go to him a little bit more. =)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №29128
 23.04.2010
My name is Antoine, and you?
Mademuazel: And I am a whitaker

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №29127
 23.04.2010
From the answers:
What happens if you drink 30 tablets of activated charcoal?
Go to the bathroom in black ?

[ + 119 - ] Comment quote №29126
 23.04.2010
to this:

SKAut:When I was a kid, I always wanted to have a lot of kids surprises, but I didn’t have money, and my parents rarely bought, now I’m an adult and I have a lot of money but kids are no longer needed.
Where is justice?

and----

Buy a bunch of kids surprises and give them to some kids. Let them be happy, they don’t have as much money as you do.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №29125
 23.04.2010
By the 140th anniversary of Lenin, documents confirming his connection with composer Tchaikovsky were disclosed.
Nastia (new): beautiful, now and Lenin Pidor
I: Relationships and Relationships

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №29124
 23.04.2010
Answers to the question:
I agreed with a neighbor who lives on me to try to talk on the battery. The idea was his, but when I stuck my ear
he connected the current from the socket to the stand, and not 220 but 380 (taken in the entrance as his wife later said) can I file for him in court? If I receive any payments,
And then with money badly and the ear suffered - a little dulled and does not stand like before, and in the head since that evening noise.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №29123
 23.04.2010
Young people can’t even imagine how they want to fuck the ball that came from them and passed past the father of the family with his wife and child.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №29122
 23.04.2010
Answer by mail:
Ivan: how to become an actor in Moldova after finishing 9 classes
The Forbidden Porn

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №29121
 23.04.2010
xxx: there are benefits from linuxoids, in this they are advantageously different from other informal...

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №29120
 23.04.2010
The fresh news. A prison was robbed in Amsterdam for the second time in a month. As by the agency some, the robbers broke into the prison when all the prisoners were rushing around their homes!! (In Amsterdam, short-term convicts are released to their homes for the weekend.)
The TV was stolen!! They are in every chamber.

The Amsterdam! Leave it off, right?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №29119
 23.04.2010
The whole company stopped smoking.
We decided "non-smoking month" to mark the day!
The recommendations went far into the woods. Yes, nature there is chic, the sun is warm, the air is clean, the positive was immeasurable!!! to
...to the first question: "Are there fireworks?"

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