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25-year-old British model and astrophysicist Liv Boyeri won a million pounds in poker.
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Is it only in cheap Hollywood movies?

For whom is this a fun site, and I will find out from here :)

She gave the 7th grade a task - to write text in WordPress. In the text the word "turism". More than half of the class was recruited "the bodyguard". They sit like nothing happened. Meiji Children and Woody Children.

The Chinese know, the Jews know, the Red Army is the strongest of all. He remembers Berlin as from the Red Star he received at 45 3.14.

Oh, and in your subway already appeared dwarfs in sunglasses?and :)

Blonde, how do I make the internet?
Take a small silver box.
Blondi-This is not a box, but the ASUS WL-520GU router!
Take your hands out of your ass and put it on your feet! :)
Blonde – How?
Take a small silver box.

Blackberry entered the chat.
Blackberry: Kou
Maikl: Cuckoo, how long do I have to live?
Blackberry has left the chat.
It is fucking (

@Ferist: Do you want a beer?
by: Zha
Tag: lf
Tag: no

my girlfriend is sweethearted and once again when she bought marmelade, I tried not to give her it so in response I heard the following:
I have given you the honor, but I will never give you the marmelade.
I had to give it.)

Pafosnij Manul (01:14:23 23/04/2010)
Not to sleep?
Lin (01:15:04 23/04/2010)
Probably though. I am not inclined to alcoholism.

If you turn all the letters in the word "bor" by 180 degrees, you will get the word "god". Maybe that’s why he wants and fulfills.

Well, and a wish: I want that I and every one who has read lived my whole life with a loved one and was loved by him.

Of course, I’m used to being awkward and worthless. I can drop and break a cup of tea several times a day, I can drop an apple I just washed, I can break something thousands of times, I can fall, I can hit corners, and so on. It is finally late!

Teached a friend to stick over her husband: to ask - why he loved her - for the mind or for beauty? With regard to any answer, a scandal can be arranged. The next day a sad friend reports the result - "I said that neither of the one, nor of the other, I did not notice, so I had to thank you for getting married at all."

My yesterday night.

Q: Dear, clean the potatoes and I’ll make the meat.
D: How...
P: What is how? How will I cuddle? How to clean? 😉
How do you make meat from potatoes?
Q: O_o...? (I went silently to eat roulette)

Discussion of GMO:
Dick, that’s, yesterday I ate sushi with salmon, acne and shrimp.
Over the night the tail grew (meaty, tasty, it seems), the fingers began to cling - the fox was ripped off (but they were covered with a strong armor) and some pleasant flexibility appeared throughout the body.
Tomorrow I'm going to eat rabbits (well, it's personal - you don't care).

to this:

from JJ:
There were guests. I told beautiful.
About how they had a teacher at the institute named Mudrak. He had a nickname.
I did not guess. He was very upset when he found out that he had a nickname.
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He led my father. And the nickname was Hruev, because he told everyone at the first lecture: "My name is Mudrak, and whoever misses at least one letter in it will be deducted."

to this:
Are you gay and don’t want to be ashamed? Are you looking for a guy for sex? If so, then a new flashmob is for you! No bracelets or anything else. It is enough to simply not turn the turntable on when reconstructing!

It is just a class!! Print directly on the car. Thanks for this quote!!! to

I went on an inter-city bus once. Two police officers arrived. At the request of the driver to pay for the trip (5 hryvnia) they replied that, say, at the execution, and in general - they are police officers and they do not need to pay. But then one of the passengers turned to the passengers, "Well, let's go poor on the road?" and took the bus. As a result, he collected 10 hryvnia, gave it to the driver, and the mints sat the rest of the road, stuck with their nose in the glass.

xxx: Can a girl not be called "a young man" if she is really a man and a young man?
YYY: O_O