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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №21728
 24.10.2009
Po6aT (10:30:11 22/10/2009)
I know you are working. Answer as you can.
The classmate’s hat looks like a disco ball. I have a wild desire to light a lamp on him, turn on the mushroom, and let everyone around dance. I want to, I cannot sleep. How to do it without getting into the bubble?

[ + 199 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21727
 24.10.2009
She makes me tea as soon as I come into the office. Pre-washed the bowl.
She wipes out dust from my monitor and pulls out the crumbs from the keyboard.
She treats me at Life4dead and drops everyone who tries to overthrow me.
She plays in Contra at the level of the most fierce gamer.

And she’s not, not my girlfriend... She’s my secretary... Married, a child... Beautiful... Plush everyone who sympathizes :((

[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21726
 24.10.2009
About Pdf from one website:

October 13, 2009 by Lord! In the 21st century courtyard. For a long time there have been video recorders, video cameras and dictophones, as well as GPS-navigators, which clearly record the speed at every moment of time... In order to prevent abuse and unfair demands of unfair employees of the GIBDD I would propose to centrally require to supply ALL cars with some sort of “black box” GPS+video cameras+computer. Believe me, it will be cheaper than buying off an imaginary violation with deprivation of rights for not one hundred green... There are additional advantages: a) the drivers themselves will not violate, as this will also be recorded by cameras and self-writers. b) in the case of a traffic accident, it will be very easy to establish a real picture and the culprits (which will exclude subjects and attempts to bribe the inspector by one of the participants in the accident - usually the culprit (but with money and (or) connections). If at least one in ten cars had such a device, it is unlikely that the majority would risk breaking the Law.(This applies to both drivers and traffic inspectors) The whole problem is that no one needs it... But you just need to make a video shot a heavy argument in the Court. As far as I know at the moment, the filming will easily be overwhelmed by the testimony of two scammed or intimidated "witnesses" allegedly present at the violation.

and plush!

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21725
 24.10.2009
Did you fuck the couch?

yyy : ) )

yyy: the verb is very correct

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №21724
 24.10.2009
Nata: I want to be like a Swiss clock: dear, desirable and to be worn on my arms
Line: It will not work
NATO: Why is it?
The Swiss clock never breaks :)
Natasha is scum!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №21723
 23.10.2009
The Russians have everything but money, conscience and a day off.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №21722
 23.10.2009
XXX: I am a resistant
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX is pleasant
xxx: that I am a very difficult resistant
xxx :D

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21721
 23.10.2009
There was a case in the universe, one group was late for a couple of 20 minutes.

Re: Why are you late?
In my soul was...
Q: Couldn’t you go earlier?
The former one came...
PRED: And what then?? to
After sex, I ran into the shower before.

The group barely got off the chairs.)

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21720
 23.10.2009
Lilly (12:48:23 22/10/2009)
A man came for a job after 2 years in which there was only one inscription that he worked as a freezer for 29 days.

Sergey (12:50:21 22/10/2009)
:D

Lilly (12:50:59 22/10/2009)
It seems that this fact of biography has something to do with him...

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №21719
 23.10.2009
Nothing raises the mood so much during a couple as a rooster who came to her in a strict black suit... and in a tie with the Simpsons.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №21718
 23.10.2009
In the method in one of the formulas there is the number 3.41.
We approach the predecessor to clarify:
Maybe there is a mistake here?
Q: Why is it?
I think it should be 3.14
Q: Not everything in this life is drunk.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21717
 23.10.2009
I love the virgins.
After the first mining:
Better with you than with your hand.
Oh and why?
You are warm...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №21716
 23.10.2009
In the early 90s, my father had a tradition at work: to celebrate various events abundantly (vacation, coming from vacation, etc.).) and not where it got, but someone at home from the brigade (6-8 people) Once noted with us, very already noted and approached my younger sister (she was somewhere 2-3 years old): tell a poem about Ivan Cousin - a large corn, put on the refrigerator and persuaded, the child did not tolerate it for a long time. There was only one word: Hate! The men swallowed it and within a minute they left. My sister is 21 years old and she can also write a single word.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №21715
 23.10.2009
From the ASK:

yyy: The light here on the dating site all hangs... I want to fuck
YYY: Write to you, accidentally sent a light to *wall*
xxx you are dumb
YYY: the fuck will survive
xxx is the))
YYY: How it wasn’t comfortable probably :D
Yyy: Mya, ask me to get rid of the ignorant

X: Can you take it out of the ignorance? I think, if you have learned nothing, you can always ignore it again.
Sss is mm.
Sss: the last time I pull out, the last chance to fix our lives

(A few minutes later)

I accidentally sent her:
yyy: This sheep sent an authorization
YYY: * rofl *

[ + 87 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №21714
 23.10.2009
Yesterday on the Garden Ring through the streams of cars tried to break a car "Ambulances". First with a flash, but then, desperately being missed, with a sirene. Lexus, Mercy and BMW reluctantly ceded the road, signaled and flashed with the lighthouses of GAZELI, who decided to squeeze their majesty from the busy track. Then there was a tunnel, the most bold dared in the open windows to scream "where to preish".

And after ten kilometers, the ambulance suddenly stopped blinking and rushing. I went on a turn to the tank. The driver stood through one person and at some question of the cashier threw the phrase "no time, traffic jams around".

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №21713
 23.10.2009
Fuck you fucking!
Economics and Sociology of Labor. The business game.
Experts, what do you think?
We disagree on a lot.
We are the state, we are the state!! to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №21712
 23.10.2009
OMG, from the French Chamber of Measures and Weights, two unknown people in masks stole the standard of a hectare!!! to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №21711
 23.10.2009
xhhh(He): Only in Russia children’s cream is used for adults!+)
WOW: How is it?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №21710
 23.10.2009
I, a person living with unlimited internet (4Mbps) for two years, gathered yesterday and finally threw out the modem. In my heart, it’s still not calm.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №21709
 23.10.2009
I’ve always wondered why doctors write so blatantly. I asked a doctor and got this answer:
At first grade, the old professor continued to whisper: “Future doctors, remember that you write the diagnosis and the history of the disease for the prosecutor’s office!”and "

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