<KeHT_HeR> Spike: JanRaven well let’s get rid of it!
<Spike> KeHT_HeR: 21 cm length 4 cm width
<flak> interesting use of the word width, not diameter
<flak> therefore the object is flat

Indy: Modern children do not know what are dial-ups, cassettes and disk players on batteries :)
Jal-in is Erund. It will take 15 years, they will be in our age and they will also say: “Modern children don’t know what a miserable 20 megabits internet is, what buses are, and tiny 8 nuclear processors... they don’t understand!”
Indy: Yes:) "Modern children do not know what clean air is, what trees are, and what most animals look like"
Jal-in: And only, shit, spam remained unchanged, only instead of a railroad with porn on the sites will hang videos in HD quality!:D
Indy: "Making a new penis with a mini quantum particle accelerator!
Jal-in: "Is your girlfriend constantly thinking about someone? Isn’t it time to wrap it up? Read text messages directly from your brain. A new neuronal reader of thoughts!"

I watched the movie "On the businessman Fomu". So, again it was a joke: he (Foma) sits at the chief of the region, the teas are chased, and then this governor asks him, how does our agriculture develop there? The tractor is telling him. No, no, no, no one is like that. Men say there are only two ways of development, fantastic and realistic. The boss says, how is it? Thomas said so. It is realistic that huminoids will come to us and raise our agriculture. What is Fantastic? The great thing is to stand on your own feet.
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The film is 12 years old, and it's still a shit.

Is there a life behind the mcade?

On the weekend, he was in the capital and became a victim of a social survey.
How long have you lived in Moscow?
19 hours
Why do you speak Russian so well?

In the search for justice, there are often problems.

This interesting story happened with a friend of mine in Soviet times.
There was (and still exists) a university of art.
Or somehow. Everyone is trained at this university who suddenly wants to become an artist, artist, director, photographer or operator, or even a musician. Specifically, they accept everyone, and thereafter - as it goes. It is said that some, having obtained the first skill of owning a brush or dome, later even hit all kinds of people with their creativity and extraordinary.
This acquaintance worked in the mine, his earnings were solid, he did not intend to throw his assassination business, and "the artist" wanted to learn for the soul, for pleasure. He had the ability.
The university is part-time, the "students" sent their works to teachers by mail, they also communicated with consultants in writing. And I have to say that this person is the most well-known very thorough. When it was time to carry out the calculation of the section "Naturmort" in a pencil and aquarelle, he found an old toy in the barbecue barbecue - a horseback, took the doll to his daughter with hereditary hair and a loosened nose, put all this good near the dog house and depicted it with pastel pencils, periodically pushing away the dog of Ballika, so as not to violate the requirements of the genre - "Natur" should be "dead".
To the aquarel drawing approached also seriously: in the market of a familiar girl of Marina was bought a piece of salt "with a slice" - pink, with grains of gray salt, in the garden pulled out a couple of bulbs with a green pen, redis glittered with raspberries washed sides, a bowl of black bread arranged next to the salmon. After some reflection, a bottle of wheat taken from the refrigerator was placed in the center of the composition.
The drawing succeeded: color contrasts of black and white, green and red, the game of droplets of water on the bottle - it was cool. The author packed his works in a flat pack of banderoles, took them to the mail and began to wait for a well-deserved reward with praise.
A month later the answer came – the teacher noted the slimness of the composition, the skillfully depicted game of light and shadow, the creative approach... And ordered again to pass the topic from the theoretical course – about the perspective.
“You don’t take into account the perspective at all, the ratio of the size of objects on your picture is wrong,” he wrote. “It is impossible, for the fat to be equal to a bowl of bread, there is no such salt.”
“Of course,” said my friend, “it doesn’t happen in Moscow shops. A is
In the Donbass on the bazar - there is. Then he clings, because without
No tears can look at such joy.
How I would like to write that he had to go to the market again, to strain a familiar girl, Marina, to provide a piece of salad more ambassador - to send to Moscow, for visibility. No, the truth is more expensive.
The acquaintance broke everything: well, they do not accept ordered banderoles there - only flat envelopes. So it was not necessary for the professor of natural dead to see a real saliva, which is "with a slit", pink, with grains of gray salt...

A guy with a girl on the street. They meet a representative man and greet the guy.
Do you know him?
Yes, we are working together.
And who is he with you?
My assistant is me. She signs the letters I send to the mail.

The xxx:
now called in HulitPakad, about their comp that we don't work, they should have had the motherhouse on Friday to bring the call to them now polite ask, that in general for a shit such and where is their mother with the engineer?
The answer just killed me:
- Goodbye, the engineer came to you on Friday, but could not find a place to park.

YYY :
and JUST!

The xxx:
I am in a coma with this answer))) in round 2(!) How many-storey parking complex for three thousand car seats

The xxx:
I promised that he would come out tomorrow ?

YYY :
wait for a call about the fact that the engineer could not bypass the trap on the tractor)) and after tomorrow he will be thrown to you on a parachute from the plane

Bee: let go, in the JECs still use disquets 3.5!!! to
Bees: but progress on the face
Bees: they call them flashes

In one of the ads.
Additional information :
If it doesn’t run, I can turn it!

to this:

Marius: I sit at the airport
Marius: The plane is right
All plans are shit.

This is a classic hockey!
7-7 to 5 slides

This country can’t live normally: at first all the hard "where is the real Russian winter?", and then they attribute "why is it so cold?"...

I have a cat, my mom has a cat. My brother also has a cat. During the summer, my grandmother lives in the village. Do you understand what I am for?
Will this be the world’s first cat DDoS attack?
xxx: =D and

XX: When someone famous dies, television shows about him, films with his participation. I respect the celebrities, but it stresses: on all channels the week is the same...
and UGU. So I want to wish Petrosyan and Kirkorov long years of life :)
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And when will Lena Berkova die with her participation in the movies on the first channel? % of

to the public (15:52:16 14/12/2009)
I didn’t know you had a cat.

to the public (15:52:26 14/12/2009)
The photo arrived!

DAY (15:58:10 14/12/2009)
I had a wonderful photo.
Our cat for nothing that the nobility is extremely lazy in going to the toilet on a large.
He tries to walk in the presence of his wife (to immediately clean up) and one time joked on the visa.
He started by standing on his back legs - he leaned in front to the bathroom. Then he started raising one back leg. In the end, I stumbled to fuck holding my foreheads over the edge of the bathroom and STOP holding the handle of the dishwasher!!! to
The spectacle was another...

to the public (15:59:02 14/12/2009)
and ROFL

HHH
I do not get up.
WOWU
Well, you have to get up, try putting it in the refrigerator.
HHH
He won’t get up because of that.
WOWU
Why do I get up and you don’t? Are the eggs special?

The conversation was about the cream bison, which did not rise

With Google:

Eikka: If you saw your boyfriend growing hemp in the kitchen, what would you say?
I would really be upset about having a boyfriend!

Customer: I am exactly interested to disappear at 12, you have no problems?
Technical Support: There is
Client: Well, Lena, or I already felt like a peach.

<Oleg> and
<Kreuzritter> go out!
<Kreuzritter> without you it's annoying
<Oleg> Chico?
<Kreuzritter> we had a ice beat yesterday with the bath was
<Oleg> O__o
<Kreuzritter> he took the vodka "Russian ice", I brandy "The Teutonic Order".
<Kreuzritter> at first the ice did not withstand ))
<Kreuzritter> and then the Order drowned in the winery

Be careful)) I will follow you)))
OTMOP: I thought so...