Conversation in the tram:
Girl (watching the ticket): Interesting, but the 404 tickets actually exist?
The guy: They exist. No one can find them.)

by demiurg:
Now the report of the premiere will sound in the style: IMHO, with the economy all in order, details in the aska. Everyone in this word!

<Kraska> Harsh Bridges, according to the stories of an eyewitness. It was in Soviet years. They built federal bridges. Significance of hair. At the time, they were in the buildings.
by 001. There are, therefore, three guys on the edge of the unbuilt bridge, carrying a long shell. The first gets something under his feet and he makes a circumvention maneuver towards the middle of the bridge. The second continues to go straight... and the third... just quietly disappears – the height above the ground is about... (many!) of meters. Those who saw it ran to the place in a cold sweat. The first and second throw the iron, also run to the edge. And the third.. stands there below - a small one, in size :)) and cracks off from the sand. People cry out to him, “You are alive!” And he polently replied, “I’ll go back now, and I’ll put this shweller in the back of the First, and then I’ll grab it, and then all the others. And all of these words become so good:)) The guy is alive!! Just silently in the fall I turned over my head and a little bit on my legs, on a fresh sand!

Are there other people who can sleep a couple at 16.20?

and BlindFear:
And when the goladin stone was eaten, and there was no chrum-chrum and no tooth, then the green notebook was roasted and cried.
by Al'Fy
The fact that you are an orc is not a reason not to give me my lips back!

My brother (he is 24 years old) went to the store:
I have three for 23!
Are you in the bank or in the bottle?
I have a chocolate...

The thicker the brain, the thinner the humor.
Dmitry Pasternak-Taranushenko

I recently went into the case with my friend. He has a big home.
The Caucasian is bound. Knowing the nature of the dog, I stopped away from the calice and called on the mobile number of the friend - let him go out, let him hold his "Caucasian." In the meantime, I’ll run out of the house quickly.

The “Caucasian” heard me and ran out to cheer. I, although I was separated from the shepherd by a fence, still cooled inside - only a thin rope dragged behind the healthy dog on the ground - almost a thread...

But the dog acted somewhat unusual this time: he ran to me, but looked back at the rope all the time. He ran to the place where the rope was slightly stretched and stopped.

It was then that I began to scream loudly.

A friend came out, holding the “Caucasian.” We walked out of the house, stood, smoked. I asked :

Why is he so unusually disciplined? Before, he broke the chain, so he ran away.

Not just a chain. When he broke the last, the strongest chain, there was nothing more to tie him, only the burning thick rubber was at home. Let me, I think, temporarily tie it up while I come to a new chain in the store. I pulled it in, and the neighbor came in. Well, the dog with the laughter fled: bad, as always. Only this time the rubber burning ka-a-ak will throw him back...

Then a few more times so. Then I'm already watching - carefully standing, cutting, so that the burns do not stretch. After the new chain, it is not possible to get out of it at all, it is not time; but the burning recently needed the wife. I took, I gave. For several weeks now, I can say, I use this thread. The dog was careful...

The king of the beasts, the lion decided to leave for rest and before this to travel around and see his subjects animals all over the planet. In Africa, he met a strawberry running on a savannah. He caught him and asked:
Do you know who I am?
You are the king of the beasts. We all fear, respect and obey you.
Satisfied with the hearings, the lion continued his journey and arrived in India.
I met an elephant in the jungle. He grabbed him for the hood and asked:
Do you recognize me?
You are the king of the beasts. Everyone is respected, respected and obeyed.
Assaulted, the lion arrived in the steppe of Central Asia. I noticed a man running on his business.
Oh stand still.
The Turkish man turned around, looked at him, with an unhappy look threw the Tsar from his feet to his head, nodded and jumped on. The lion, angry, risks following:
to stand! He chased after the thief. After a short hunt, he arrived.
The man asks loudly:
“You, little girl, don’t recognize me?! to
After a minute of looking, I don’t know. Who are you?
How is? Do you not know me? Everyone is afraid of me, everyone respects me.
They swear in front of me!
The man looked at him with an appreciative glance and said:
Is it Nazarbayev?

Following the article "Russia, forward!" President Dmitry Medvedev plans to write the sequences "Russia, back!" and "Russia, to the foot!"
Lapis

The military cage. After the pair, the colonel (P) explains to the students (C) what to wash in the classroom.
Q: First all the dust from the surface, then wash the floor and be sure to remove the footprints from the shoes.
Q: What are the traces?
P (painting delicious divorces with a linear shoe): here are these, fucking, traces!

I love them 😉 😉 😉

16 Oct at 21:33 Marina Many women are dissatisfied with the size of their partner’s penis... Until the ass.
22 August at 19:44 Marina for what she fought, for what it was!!! to

I work as a sick in the office, the headmaster calls me and asks if there is a symbol on the keyboard with two steep sticks?
The answer - unfortunately no, you will have to press on one cutting rod twice.
She seemed very upset by her voice.

The xxx:
Do you remember our neighbors?
WOW :
A hollow condom struck us.

xxx: I write to the translator (Russian-French) :
XXX is much better
XXX is translated:
XXX: Much Better
XXX: Write again
XXX is much better
XXX is translated:
xxx: much better
xxx: I write AGAIN, "Many Better, FUCK"
xxx: translation : "Beaucoup mieux BITCH"
xxx: Google broadcast... seemingly not Russian, but works as Russian O_o

There was no anlim, there was no possibility to pull. Anime appeared, there was nowhere to go. I bought a terabytes screw in the curtain, now I don’t know what to push... ;(

And you too, when your cat (cat) flashes you, can’t stand up and flash in response?

Track your location on your mobile phone!
2 Write again, I will follow you and break your fingers on both hands!!!! to
1 is OK)

Do you have water skies?
YYY: O_O
I have a regular and a bottle of vodka.

My dad told me long ago:
I sleep, I say something. The night. Somebody was washing water in the toilet. My daughter probably went. Then washed twice. Drink three times. Then I remembered that my daughter is not at home, my grandmother is sleeping. My wife sleeps next to me. There is no one else in the apartment.
I went to the toilet. I go in and there the cat is sitting on the barrel. She raises the towel and looks at the water.
This is the fun of the cat at night!