Online Women’s Consultation:
Question No. 12412 Hello. Tell me, during sex a man can release fluid from which you can get pregnant?
-- Anonymous (age: 17, city: Voronezh)

O_O

I received a SMS from a guy. "Execution cannot be pardoned"
Literally :
"The sun hurts the fuck"

The thought materializes. The people thought so many times that there were only one pidorasa on top, which eventually succeeded.

Listened this morning on the radio in one of the Scandinavian countries.

Three hosts in the studio entertain the unadormed listeners rushing to work with bikes, stories about the events of the past day, news, music, and more.
Here’s one of the hosts asks: And you know why men don’t trust to keep newspaper columns of questions and answers?
Others: No and why?
First leader: Well then listen carefully. This is a real question and answer published in one of the American newspapers about 10 years ago.
A column of questions and answers was held there by a certain Michael, who one day received the following letter:

Hi Michael!
Susan from Saratoga. The fact is that this morning I got up at half six as usual, made a coffee, gathered up and went to work. My husband Roger – he is 34 years old, of which we have been married for 10 years – has stayed home since he lost his job a year ago and has not yet found anything suitable. So when I left the house and drove my car, the engine worked somewhat uncertainly, but I was able to touch and drive a couple of miles before the engine stopped. After a few attempts, the car started again, but I decided not to risk and go home, which took about 10 minutes. After parking the car, I went into the house to take my husband’s car keys and warn him of a malfunction. When I went into the bedroom, I saw my husband in our bed with his neighbor Mary, who is 24 years old and she lives in a beige brick house on the right of us. Seeing me, she grabbed her clothes and quickly fled, and her husband began to explain that after losing his job he was depressed, he needed to distract somehow, and that they had nothing serious with the neighbor (not counting the fact that I struck them naked in bed), well, and still all in that spirit.
What do you think I should do now?

Answer by Michael:
Dear Susan!
You did right what you wrote to me. This type of problem is well known to both experts and our readers, so it will be useful to discuss them on the pages of our newspaper. The solution to the problem can depend on many reasons, such as pollution in the power system, insufficient fuel level in the tank, pollution in the lighting candles, etc. All this can cause difficulties when starting a cold motor, as well as the operation of the already heated motor. If you do not have the necessary qualifications, I recommend contacting the nearest maintenance station, where you will be provided with qualified technical assistance.
In any case, do not try to repair the car on your own if the problems with the motor started on the road with busy traffic or the highway.
I hope my advice will help you, Susan. Good luck on the roads!

The father was very in a hurry, telling his son a fairy tale before going to bed, so the rabbit pressed, but ate the straw.

Listening dialogue on the street
“Young man, tie the ropes, and then how you’ll fuck up the asphalt!
Thank you fucking much!

From Blogs:

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I will take your eggs.

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5 minutes to lie down and wait.
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The child did not understand the explosion of laughter.

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He was witnessing a conversation between him and a young man.
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She: Oh, maybe we’d better go to a sports bar?
He is not, he is not.
She: Well... football... together... in a sports bar. This is... family.
I like your ideas about family vacation.

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SMF

to this:
Why the order of disks starts with "C"
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A long time ago, when computers were large and monitors were small, such devices as FDD 5.25 and FDD 3.5 stood in the system units.
The old evil odmin O_o catshredder...

And then people stop trailing...
And all who were in the audience, all 40 with more than a person rushed out completely without a back-thinking.
The damn!
– – – –
I’ve been guiding you for the whole semester.

I came to work at the staff and issued the 404 card number.

Kenny is Hi.
and Annie :)
What kind of shit do you say to me??? The Fucks!!!!! to
No, you weren’t silent in the multicolor.

Shedding hair in a cat
Well, if you give your cat 20 minutes of affection and some snack after each peeling, she may forgive you...until the next time.
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Buy a lot of wax and a lot of patch.
Then he will forgive.
Maybe it is XD