(13:04:48 7/12/2009)
History is truth. In Vladika on the weekend there was something unrealistic a lot of snow, I watched in the news, they have a treasure there. I have a friend there, in the government. She writes that in the morning she found her car in a mirror that was torn out of an orgom.

(13:04:58 7/12/2009)
and here she writes: "She witnessed how two neighbors scratched, the cars were the same... the silver kings, until the number did not excavate not noticed that it wasn't his splinter, forced the neighbor to excavate, because he was busy."

A further abassaka happened: Shortly I was wildly late to the academy for culture. And I was in the grinds, and they slipped terribly in the subway. I take the subway short, I see my train standing, but they already announce that the door will be closed now. I briefly calculated everything that I would be able to run. Here I run, I have developed an inhumane speed, a smile to the ears, a wild whistle, a tongue on my shoulder, saliva fly, periodically slide... and here right in front of me comes out some grandmother from the corner, completely unexpectedly, stops and looks at me in horror. I have never seen such fear and horror on my face... Well, I realized that one cock can’t slow down and didn’t even try. And with all this evil nuclear force, I get caught up in this shit. She enters the car, the door closes and she leaves. She hit me so painfully with my bag in the area of my stomach...but it didn’t stop me from dying of laughter. The funniest thing is that this calf got out of the train and was rushing to the exit...and I threw it back.

X: What is tomorrow?
Tagged: account
HH: Who told you that?! to
I don’t even know whether to believe it or not.

xxx(21:53:06 7/12/2009)
I don’t know what better to give to Tania.
Proposal to make
Buying an artificial tree.
yyy(21:53:23 7/12/2009)
• Crazy
xxx (21:53:30 7/12/2009)
CHO?
yyy(21:53:59 7/12/2009)
Tagged :D
yyy(21:54:02 7/12/2009)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
xxx(21:54:08 7/12/2009)
I seriously
yyy(21:54:36 7/12/2009)
What to do in the morning, drink a cup of coffee or enslave the universe?
xxx(21:54:49 7/12/2009)
Just the same price as a ring, that a tree.

Status in contact:

Zaphod: In Novosibirsk there are traditional, annual "Morning Starts". Hundreds of fans of this sport came out to the shells and spin the starter in an attempt to get started.

Klopp: Somehow the boss gave me a very nightmare alarm. Made in the form of a chicken underneath which lie 5 plastic eggs. Until you put all the eggs in place, it does not start. And when working, the eggs fell out, scattered around the room, and until you put everything back in place, it will not shut down. Of course, hacked it immediately, there is a simple mechanics, but the idea itself

Yurr: ha ha ha!! I present this picture!! of Abasaka. Morning, mat-permat, children scared crying, you are cowardly, sleepy, evil - you stuck eggs in the chicken back... The nightmare of a poultry farmer...

111:My boyfriend showed a soft toy - a funny lace, speaking specifically for the car found. But he doesn’t want to leave it in the car because it’ll freeze there.

111:a, and I also accidentally dropped this lace on the stairs when he was catching on the walls, so she was crawling on the whole office, almost killing me )))))))))))))

One is afraid that the toy will freeze, the other in the office rides on the perils... 30 years of grandmothers.

Well, you know, he’s so proud that even if he’s fucked by the boss, he’ll still be on top.

Den
I can’t even psychologically deal with an unloved person... even if I want... there have been cases...

Natasha
I do not believe!

Den
The Truth. my friend just refused to do that... I think from that point of view I’m just the perfect husband))

Natasha
You tried it with a friend.

Den
I am talking about my younger friend)) about Denis younger)))

Natasha
Is this an article? Did you not know?

Den
Do you have sex with Denis the Younger??? What about it without him?? to

Natasha
The abuse of minors!

Den
Yes, I’m talking about my younger Danny!! Well about my one-eyed snake.. about my skin flute))) Well I don't know how to explain it to you)))

Natasha
Even with snakes? The zoophile?

Den
And with the flaws! The musician!! to

I’m coming home today...
Brain = No column
=)Mozg(= : note from brother:"You will watch porn without sound"
Natis : )))))
Brainstorming: Well not Gonzo?

In the bus.
Girl, stop ticking my bag in my face.
Girl: Close your mouth, she sits herself and she doesn't like something - it would be better to give up the place to the grandmother born in 1915 who stands in front of you.
Old lady: Girl, calm down, let her sit – you don’t see, she’s only a year younger than me.

Yesterday I witnessed why tears turn in the eyes and you need to put individual monuments.
Standing at a stop, the grandfather slowly crosses the road (seems to be very old and probably a veteran), stops and misses the cars, as he passes in the wrong place and goes very quietly... Even the pennies do not pass... But the young guy on the Lanser stopped and honestly 20 seconds stood waiting until the grandfather passed...
Bring it to everyone, change the world for the better!!! to

The failure ended the attempt of the creators of the film "on the game" using the title to protect the picture from downloads. The movie can still be downloaded on Google. As stated by the director, the following films will be titled "Download", "Free", "No Registration" and "Folder".

Latvia sells the city. Just for some 323 thousand American rubles. Can be delayed for 10 years. How about you?
Yyy: LOL, in Latvia cities are cheaper than apartments in Moscow.
xxx :D

by Danya (18:45:09 8/12/2009)
I opened the ski season in the same weather yesterday.)

Julia (18:45:28 8/12/2009)
Wow, how is your neck?

by Danya (18:54:38 8/12/2009)
I opened a ski season, not a gay club :DDD

Who has the iron. Grandmothers selling seeds... Just giants of willpower, sitting in front of seeds and not eating them.

Fragment of the real dialogue in the Asche:
Tobias> Hi and fuck!
July> Hello to you!

I sit and eat peelings. The cat goes wrong next to him, loyally staring in the eyes. Heavily breathing, I forge out the meat from one pellet and put it on a newspaper. She walked around, smelled and suddenly... began to buri his leg. The pelme that was in my mouth is falling out and I realize that I can’t have THIS anymore. There are four more on the plate. I eat the cake (I really want it!) and the meat, so as not to prevent the cream from leaking out, I put it on the same newspaper. After a while, I hear a pleasant whisper. The infection smashed all the meat!! to
Something we don’t know about our cats.

Now the telecast showed a conversation Medvedev with the prosecutor-general Yuri Tchaika about the fire in Perm. According to Tchaika, the cause of the fire was non-compliance with fire safety measures, one of which is the absence of orderly numbers of fire extinguishers.

The fire! Take the firefighters!
I can not! There are no numbers...

Q: Are you not pregnant?? to
What kind of shit???! to
Fuck, you see what...