by K
All my friends have dreams like dreams. The house, the family, the car, the computer there... Am I alone, the fool, dreaming of Dr. House meeting Dr. Cox?
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You are not alone!!! to

xxx: Did you read Fichtegolz "the basics of matanalysis?"
YYY: No, I’ll wait for this book to be screened.

XHH: My acquaintance today communicated with real shamans. Do you know which? They say they can lick hot iron!
Pfff, let’s try cold licking.

xxx please help me! I really need to master Pascal as soon as possible! Where to start?

yyy: Start by sorting the 2 measurements diagonally from the upper left corner. Memory is dynamic. The sorting procedure code is stored in a separate unit.
The masses must be displayed in a graphic mode.
As you do, come for the next task.

LGeo
If you are not selfish, a nuclear war will benefit the world.

In Iowa, in Marshalltown, a local law prohibits horses from eating fire hydrants.

Why make vitamins for cats in the form of hearts, if cats still see only the hand, which is persistently trying to push that shit into their mouth?? to

I work in the technical department.
One day, I stand, I work, and here, through the whole hall, she goes... all that... hair, chest, walk, heels.
He approaches me and says:
and greetings.Do you have any of these models?? to

I have fallen.

<io6awan> genially crazy
<io6awan> Failed to start service: No error

Lafee: No, I don’t know how to cook))therefore in the compach
Wiedzmin: what is the OS?
Lafee: can it be without cuts?))
Wiedzmin: the operating system
Is it like a Pentium?
Wiedzmin: ><

People, this quote is intended specifically for those who put the tea tree 30-40 minutes ago (or any peelmen), but read, go check, the tar is still on melted?

Quote from the newspaper:

A girl with excellent external data is looking for a job in the service sector. The individual approach. T is 8 ********* 24 hours a day. by Serge.

Is your spouse strong?

I looked somehow on the German channel analogue of our hidden camera, and there showed a funny joke...
On the outskirts of the city, there is a five-story house, in front of it a desert, a path runs through the desert 100 meters from the house. On the path right opposite this house a column is digged, and it is attached a box with a large red button and a little below the inscription: * in any case do not press *... Well, pass means occasionally people, look at the inscription and go on, but one man could not tolerate it. He stopped, looked closely at the sides, so that no one noticed that he was pressing the button now, and pressed... At this moment a powerful explosion is heard and the house begins to settle the floor beyond the floor until it turns into a bunch of brick... At this moment the camera showed his face in a large-scale, well you imagine this face, right? And how he ran away... The filming team was following him 600 meters, to say smile, you were filmed by a hidden camera...
It turns out that this house decided to be demolished, all displaced and placed a dynamite, after which they gave it to the television makers, and they tried to be famous.

A man sunbathing on a nudist beach, in order to avoid sunburn, covered his most important organ with a hat. A passing lady noticed:
If you were a gentleman, you would have raised your hat.
The presence of the lady.
Madame, if you were a real lady, she would rise up herself!

The movie, "Harry Potter"... The episode when Harry drinks "Happy Egg". The bottle is devastated, a smile appears on the hero's face, Hermione asks:
Well how?

A scream from the room:
Ask her to show her breast. You must be lucky!

Honestly noted the teacher of my university - "Students are the brightest example of Russian mentality...First they create problems for themselves, and then heroically overcome them."

In 6th Harry Potter, Severus Snow fucking Dumbledore, Volandemort's cruise medal has already been burned by some R.A.B., who is most likely a relative to Sirius Black, what Harry will find is a fake. The house of Weasley will be burned by the devils of death. Malfoy is selected for a mission to pass the death-eaters into the school through teleport.

Plus those who ruined the entire viewing of Transformers with their fucking quotes! Discuss everyone who has not read the book and wrote the shame about the Transformers. Finally got into the movie at the premiere.

Son (5 years old), the day after seeing a car with toned glasses in the bushes, which was characteristically rotting :) He issued:
“Daddy, do you know why this car turns, shakes, but doesn’t drive?
Noah (I’m starting to compile versions)
And I know! Because she’s driving a pop!

She: You never feel the lack of money as badly as you always do.