Nikito (manager): Blaya... work in the shelter... You live reluctantly... you need to call 40 clients, 10 reports, sign 4 acts, and after work on the project to work
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
Niki: And she has a job.
P.S. The P.S. has taken over. You need to stretch the lock, buy neutron guns, pump the ship to level 20, destroy the interstellar fighter and build a new base.
I am a fool. (((

The undoubted plus of the work of web programmers is that visiting any site can be explained to the boss by viewing examples of workpiece and design.
by XL

The xxx:
All the fucking. You are not a step to my home!
As soon as you arrived, I missed Anime.
As soon as you left, Anime appeared.
No step into my house, Demon!

YYYY :
I adore you =)

The xxx:
Do not adore me! Don’t love me, I tell you.
Just don’t get close to me! I love life!! to

I went to work at ZSK, learned an interesting fact... It turns out that in our house Zavulon S.M. lives. 0_o

I want to, and my mother is not.

Eat Daddy

by NeleGall:
From the 70s, the seridine was banned for any purpose.

(A little bit of badness)
Is the naphid then released?? to

by NeleGall:
Who are released? 0_x

(A little bit of badness)
LSD, take it where it is.

by NeleGall:
A good question...
Do you think the men are sitting in the center of Moscow at a factory with the painted inscription LSD Factory and chasing the drug?? to

Continuous Suicide (19:23:09 27/07/2008)
Today in Volgograd was found a man raised with pearls, he spit with acid, and spit with ropes from ropes.

Continuous Suicide (19:23:29 27/07/2008)
Jokingly *

Negatiff (19:24:23 27/07/2008)
O O_

Negatiff (19:24:25 27/07/2008)
O O

Negatiff (19:24:31 27/07/2008)
The eye is off O_O

by Mezya:
The morning. I sleep. I hear the sound of entering. I bite.
A few minutes later another one came. I strike by force.
Third in a minute! I woke up and opened from a friend:
(In order of arrival)
When you wake up, call me.
If you are awake, don’t call until you need to.
If you wake up, forgive me.
O_O

I am in a line in the store with a girlfriend and a friend.
What do small children eat? I go to a girlfriend, I need to buy a hotel.
(Remembering my mom told me how I ate 2 packs of margarine when I was a kid)
I am... Margarine!

They climbed together, and then came the turn of the little boy, and he so climbing on his chicks to the shelf, says:
A pack of margarine, please.

Indiana Jones
The cat was delighted, went into the shower and decided to catch him too, well, pushed him into the bathroom and closed the door, turned on the shower, he began to roar, and when he felt that the stream of water was approaching the tail, began, fast and greedy swallows to drink the water from the bathroom, I laughed almost head off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, class

Why do all the fools take an angel and a princess?? to

An angry blonde calls the tech support provider:
The internet does not work!
How long have the problems started?
It hasn’t been working for a week, and you don’t even call or be interested!! to

We had a case in the military.
turn to the urologist, urologist girl, calls the next guy, asks to remove trousers and trousers.
He shoots, says to him, move on. ......
He begins to dance...

Shinjuku
How to overcome hunger and sleep

by phil_88
First you have to eat, then sleep, and then everything.

<Mi> Take me to work with you.
<MooSE> And what will you do here?
<Myau> I will do the same thing as you. What are you doing there?
<MooSE> Then you are not anatomically fit. We’re here to put it on the job.
<Mi> And I will buy a rubber..ui and put it to work. And if somebody laughs, he will get this... a clue to the mouth.

I walk around the office and hear the conversation of two colleagues.
First: Now it is so hot that you rub your feet in any shoe.
Second: Yes, that’s why I’m going to the hairdresser today, to cut my hair.

The essence of the problem is this: I have a repair in the apartment and I put new doors. I put it in the parachute door, I almost gathered it. I get the bowl with the mounting foam, I open it... She, a jerk, like a rage, breaks out of her hands, I instantly instinctively drowned her in the toilet. I got it, it is already empty.

<Sexas> Hello to everyone!!! to
<Feya> Something hasn’t been around for a long time.

Men and women differ strongly in the belief that

The toilet seat is correct.

We recently flew with my wife to Peter transit through Krasnoyarsk.

Registration took place immediately after arrival in the transit building.

The passengers. When they announced the landing, no one checked the tickets. We are a little

They were worried, but sat down with everyone on the bus. The plane trail.

the situation repeated, only took the landing cards (multiple

No indication of flights. The internal tension increased, and there was more.

A loud message on the plane says, “You are greeted by the ship’s commander.

Our aircraft operates the flight Krasnoyarsk - South Sakhalinsk.

have hit. During that time (a few seconds) until it sounded, “Please

Our aircraft operates the flight Krasnoyarsk - St. Petersburg.

I had untransmitted feelings.