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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17324
 17.06.2009
Filed to:Terminator 4 "

XX: I was delighted with 2 minutes of Schwarzenegger in the frame. The movie budget is over.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №17323
 17.06.2009
I went to rest on the lake in tents, I was my girlfriend and her niece.
So you won’t believe... the 15-year-old niece took a fan!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №17322
 17.06.2009
From a familiar story:
This was my acquaintance in general, she was constantly smoking grass before, it was at the time when I was swallowing regularly... so, I had a drunken habit of telling the same story to the same person several times. I did not remember that I had already told her), and this acquaintance just always forgot almost immediately what she was told about - and here we were rotting, like we were the perfect couple...)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №17321
 17.06.2009
Postinor simply causes early drug miscarriage. Horrible hormonal failures. Results delayed in time. A whole bouquet,and such as you, men who do not understand pharmacology beyond the pills that a aunt in turn advised, and did not dream of.Women's health is very fragile, and I am upset by such advice of educated men. ...
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Sorry for entering...
Postinor (Escapel) contains the same (levongestrel) synthetic hormones as OK (Oral Contraceptives) but in large quantities. As a result, the egg cannot be fertilized, but if this has already happened (hence the limit of 24-36 hours), then the pill will not directly affect the embryo (abortion will not be).
All the main danger of this method of contraception is in the hormonal boom (from which it can be nausea, shift in the menstrual cycle, bleeding as with menstruation) and the load on the liver. Use not more than once in half a year.
Congratulations to the gynecologist.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17320
 17.06.2009
One of the great quotes of our computer science lesson:
"You would only play in dolls... large and rubber."

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17319
 17.06.2009
XHH: By the word - he was passing by the subway, was stopped by a young man in red. On the question "Are you connected to the MTS?" he replied negatively, which to his surprise heard "Well and right".

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №17318
 17.06.2009
The wise age, but the wise never.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №17317
 17.06.2009
I traveled to Prague with my dad for a long time.
The plane landed in Sheremetyevo 1 instead of 2.
And my brother met us in Sheremetyevo 2.
Dad stayed in Sheremetyevo 1, and I went on the bus to find my brother.
I forgot my papers and glasses.
He was shaved, dressed in shirt and shirt.
Long walked on Sheremetyevo 2 and looked into the passers, trying to see
The Brother.
Eventually, a sergeant stopped me and brought me to the local.
Department of Police.
The Mayor asked who I was and what I was doing.
I said I am a mathematician, I do mathematics.
The mayor asked who Sophia Kovalevskaya was.
I answered that it was Karl Weirstrass’s student.
The Major politely apologized and horribly asked the sergeant, "You who are here?"
brought it?”
The incident was exhausted.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17316
 17.06.2009
Russia has banned imports of white milk.
Non-compliance with some regulations.
Yes, it is too natural.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17315
 17.06.2009
Where is justice???? to
My wife has a cat, she is constantly dressing with him, she runs, she holds on her arms... and this fox, when I sleep, beats me with the nails on my ass and crawls under the couch. Until I wake up. One time he fucked his foot so that he struck the wall. I now live with a friend...
Let the fucking cat fuck you and make money!!!! to
The best plz.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №17314
 17.06.2009
Kisscard
Questions from the EEA on History
One of the main reasons for the foundation of St. Petersburg was
Peter I had a cold that required sea air.
2) The need to settle in the Baltic Sea for a successful continuation of the war with Sweden
The Pre-Mortal Will of Alexei Mikhailovich
4) The need to ensure the work of the free masses of peasants and craftsmen

Kisscard
So I imagine Peter I Ascending Peter to get rid of the cold.

The Nail
What can you do to cure this cold?

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17313
 17.06.2009
Passengers shake their faces.
Freezing day by day.
The frozen birds fall
The trees are sad.

Their bodies are left in the snow
Traces, like wounds from bullets.
So cold that the thought freezes.
I didn’t go in July. :D

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №17312
 17.06.2009
From the Fire:

At the time of my punk youth, I was a "white-haired boy of eighteen years."Well, more precisely, very black-haired, hair under the shoulder and jeans clothes and a T-shirt - full of unisex :) With a moustache that barber barely touched. Then I came back from my birthday.
How can a punk get back from his birthday? Essentially, quite well "subshofe".. And in the barely engaged summer summers this miracle jumped on me and showed my genitalia. Probably, my young and alcoholic brain, thought that this was a new way of greeting such and it was quite fit into my informal unformal position :)
The perversion smelled and swallowed with an offended voice... And I realized the events only in the morning :)

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №17311
 17.06.2009
Discussion of the impressions of one girl from passing the medical commission to a medical school.

"But imagine the condition of a 15-year-old girl, whom a 2-meter-old uncle-surgeon holds with two hands over her chest (he is touching the subject of the tumor), looks into her eyes and asks with a penetrated voice: "Do you have a flat foot?"

XXX: I’m all over.

xxx: now it's clear that it's not just over us in the military commission that they are bullying))

xxx: No, shake up, the surgeon in the military chamber touches the eggs and asks, “Is there a peel?”

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! to

YYY: * is dead

XXX is AHA. Fear in the eyes of the perceived and silent question: "Where?"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №17310
 17.06.2009
Bringed a friend-teacher composition on the topic of partiotism (written by a 10-class student) - on the topic of patriotism:
We know many examples of patriotism among the heroes of our country. Remember Anna Karenina, as she heroically threw under the train and exploded all who were in it.

0_o

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17309
 16.06.2009
What does FreeBSD mean?
This is such an operating system. There is Windows, there is Linux, there is FreeBSD
lllaska : :D
Schors: Linux and FreeBSD in principle from one barrel
Lllaska: that means that it has nothing to do with handcuffs and wraps?and :)

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17308
 16.06.2009
The xxx:
We have here in the room a test servette, and he started with propellers so u-u-u then silence, then again u-u-u-u and again silence.
He decided that he had a marriage period and he called a female.
Odmin came, looked at him with a harsh glance and the servant silenced.

[ + 95 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17307
 16.06.2009
Saturday morning I watched an interesting picture... how my employees had a planner... most probably associated with this word a bright spacious cabinet, a long table with comfortable chairs, somewhere in the distance sits the boss, and on the wall of a board for drawing markers or a projector... and everything in costumes is like... we have everything not so glamorous) a round pavilion on the street, behind its perimeter freezes the rain, and inside a person 15 with cigarettes in the teeth stand around one who sits on the bricks in the center and something actively scratches a chicken brick on the asphalt, explaining to everyone else some interesting things))
These are the harsh buddies of Gazprom.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №17306
 16.06.2009
(from the SMS)
XXX Where are you?! to
YYY: I am drunk
Where are you drunk?
In the salad
XXX is clear.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17305
 16.06.2009
xxxx ‎(13:12)
We have a grandmother standing at the same metro station and constantly whispering that there is urine: “I AM the Same Hachuuu.” I gave her a whirlwind and she threw him in my back.


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