There are two streets on the street, on one there is a hopeless traffic jamming, and on the opposite side there is a wedding court of five Mercedes, black like coal. Well, once they go, they probably know what they are doing, although there are mints... But who could know that a trolleybus will roll out to meet them on their allocated legal lane! That merce against the trolleybus - and he has wires, he can't get around. In short, the mercenaries so slowly began to give up behind and, tighted by an unstoppable trolleybus, arrived at the crossroads.

When on all the forums everything can be viewed, everyone is answered, in the aske with everyone is flushed... the modern man begins to sit dumb and update all these forums in the hope of getting a new dose of bookah.

adult is when the word "makдак" comes to mind, first of all, the legendary uncle scrooge))

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I came from a walk with a girl (the rain covered, walked under the umbrella) - I have my shoulder and sleeve wet to my ass...

Tritis
Moist to ass, where do your hands grow from? and :)

111: Somehow in one men's magazine it was suggested immediately after the minet to feed a woman with chocolate))) type so quickly an associative bond is formed - sperm - chocolate - delicious))
222: Painful imagination immediately drawn unconditionally-offended women's eyes and complaining "... and chocolate?" ))))

How did you think the universe arose?
ion: Well, in general, science claims that as a result of the Big Bang
Who, in your opinion, was responsible for the explosion?
Jon: So who is it?
MAMED: Of course God is! He created the earth and the sun, and so on.
Jon: This is how. Do you mean that our world was created as a result of a terrorist attack?

How soon is it fulfilled?
– 32
20 in the sixteenth anniversary!

Natasha: What are you doing?
To Angel, to Demon: I sit on the lamp radio of 1959 issue I repair. Where to replace lamps.
Buy, what is the problem?
That’s an angel, that’s a demon: so they don’t sell.
Yes, I saw it yesterday.
The angel and the devil: where? In the barracks?
Natasha: Yes, there are housing goods across the road. Funny and energy saving. And cheaply.
That angel, that demon: He went to shoot himself
Natasha: Hey you are what? It is :(

bot_victorina: A container for the distillation or boiling of liquids in the shape of a ball or cylinder?
Tagged: Cube
bot_victorina: This question was answered correctly by: Kiber

Going out at night with a girlfriend. They come in and want to check our papers.

Mente: "We have action, we are engaged in prostitution".
I and my friend, Hichika: "What?and "
Myths: "Do you think this is fun?"

Z is. They have gone away from them.)

<Sun> Today in the mentorship showed on the compil photos of suspects and previously detained. I see, and there is a picture of the opera that shows them to me. The dog...

What are your plans for the weekend?
Ivan: gjrf yt rfrb[ yj levfk yf ktlybrjdsq gthbjl pfdnhf c[jlbnm xfcbrjd yf 9
Ivan: not yet
You are shrinking

Cole: Listen, Satan and Lucifer are the same thing?

Secretary: kill your fucking apsten and ask the satan yourself!He is nice, he will understand, and I am at 4 a.m.

by sex chat
Oh, I came here by accident!
M+M is looking for J: and I!
Rough for the bottom: Well, of course!
The slave is looking for the mistress: I am also mistaken!
The owner of the lead: Well, gentlemen, I was completely wrong.

Yamaneko: By the way.
Yamaneko: We have an aircraft car on board here in the city.
Yamaneko: Today I saw a car with drawn Predators passing by her
Yamaneko: We are waiting for a confrontation :)

I went home by bus. In a blockade of nothing to do, he began to read the newspaper held by an elderly woman sitting in front of me. It was called the newspaper Talisman, apparently writing about all supernatural nonsense. Under the photo of Stonehenge, sprinkled from somewhere from the network (in the corner small, so it wasn’t printed as it should be, there was copywriting), a article that began with the words “Canada has its own Stonehenge, this was assured by Professor Gordon Freeman.”

sealle ‎(12:16):
I played cards in the universe for two and a half days in the group.
The game was very difficult - you draw a black or red card - and the result.
The rule is one: if it is red, it means I won, you lost. And if black means you lost, I won.
The second was catastrophically unlucky... Despite the fact that the whole group was already rolling on the floor from the constant repetition of the saying...

Do you have cable TV?
and yes.
And from which company? I am sure we can make the best offer...
Torrent RU
Sorry...

A healthy interest in alcohol is better than an unhealthy interest in health.

Despite the persistent advice to write from the first person, I can’t.
To get rid of the feeling of being a plagiarist.
So I will tell you how it is. This story happened to my friend.
Often depending on anecdote.ru.
First the joke, then the story.
Putin on line:
I just got a good question on the internet:
“Didn’t you, Vova, answer anonymous questions on the Internet?”
I answer this question to the owner of IP (such one), host (such one),
provider (such one) Ivanov Sergey Vasilyevich, residing in Lipetsk,
in Ivanovskaya, house 13/2.
It did not fall!

Once, my friend was reading an anecdote at the same time, and the other window was
Opened by Kremlin.ru When he told me in this place, I was amazed:
In the H? It turned out, announced the video blog of D.M. Medvedev and he became
I wonder if you understand. At that moment, he read a story that he
Two Ukrainian brothers and one Russian passport.
In Moscow, police officers are more selective and carefully checked.
The Russians. On the question “why,” mentions explain that a foreigner without
Registration can be in Moscow for 3 months, and the Russians in the capital
Only three days from home. Well, a friend does not think long copying this.
History on the Kremlin.ru either in letters or in appeals to the President.
He added, “It is the truth.
“Isn’t it funny?” or “Isn’t it funny?”

I sent it on Friday and forgot it, and on Monday it gets it in my box.
Outlook (a gift from a connection provider) that you never
Uses a letter - thinks of information from the provider. and there...

To such a citizen Takayevich Edakovsky, yes, it is funny.
Representative of the Department for Work with Applications of Citizens, etc.

Just think about what thoughts are born and born in a person’s head.
receiving such a letter from the Administration of the President of the Russian Federation: change
remove Outlook, reinstall Windows, burn passport,
urgently apply to change the green card for citizenship (you know what),
to reserve an apartment, borrow a passport from a brother, etc.
In one word, the classic is “to reach the Canadian border.”