If you don’t fuck with your girlfriend for a long time, sex will start in the brain.

I’m now weighing 50 kg =(
I have recovered! Now I’m 38, are you happy? :D

The working mood improves when you encounter a type of printing in the document:...

I work in a Belarusian online store. There is not a day without angry letters from Russia that we are ugly, that we are ugly and that we need to be shot for the fact that a bank of machine oil in our store is worth more than a car.

Be you at least a little more attentive or smarter, if you have already visited the site in the.by zone, then you must somehow consider that prices are not in Russian rubles, but in Belarusian rubles. Or are you already like in the United States: outside the states there is no life?

If one day everybody started talking to each other.
If it were true, the world would immediately become much better. People in it,
By the way, it would soon be noticeably eased.
by Yuri Tatarkin

At that time I was in the seventh grade, still a Soviet school. In autumn we had
Sabbath days with the collection of the leaves and burning them on the fire. All our
The class was scattered throughout the school. So it happened that I found myself
next to a girl suffering from severe strabismus. So we grind with her.
The leaves were near the fence, and the fence was made of iron pipes. Appropriate to
We got on the back side of the fence and my uncle said, “Girls, you want to go.
With me? I will buy you whatever you want.” I am wondering why this is
generosity, and the girl as if looking at her uncle, but actually to the side,
He asks, “You have a long mouth?” The man has survived, has become
Talk about the length of your house. When he finished, the girl
He said, “Hey, fuck yourself in the ass. Why are you holding onto us?” The Uncle
She quickly left in shock. Probably decided to try.

This idiot, in order not to wash his dishes, wears them.
cellophane bag before eating, then remove and throw into the garbage.
and all! No need to wash the dish.
He is a genius!

I recently got into an accident, well, the menta came quickly, measured everything and asked to leave the road until all the papers were filled. He sits, therefore, drawing a drawing scheme. All the stripes were drawn, the machines were standing, the scalers were placed, and as the last strip where the sidewalk should be on the scheme, Tartuar wrote twice on different sides of the road. The dialogue between I and M:
Why is Tarot written?
M and what?
I don’t know, maybe the code name and all that.
No, not at all, but what is it about?
Well, as you can say, it’s tro-to-ar in general.
Mint looks out of the car and speaks to a colleague:
M1: Hearing and how is the tarture written?
M2 is Tro-to-Ar.
M1: Fuck, and I’m not the first time I’m writing this...give me a snack.

Without any comments.

We had a case at the lecture. Leads the Deputy Dean and says something about how to remove condensators from the circuit... his words:
- exclude condensators, because we do not like electromechanics to measure capacity.
A little later, I thought:
During the weekend, you can even move...

I bought two apples and multi-fruit today when I read the composition was in shock.
apple - water, milk, concentrated apple juice.
Multi-fruit - water, milk, concentrated multi-fruit juice

A friend arranged a salesman: "The mine was again at work on Wednesday. "A woman comes to us in the tent and does not look, but according to the habit she says, 'Hello girls,' and by the way, 'Oh...' when she sees me bearded. Well, I didn’t get confused, too, and I said:"Mdaaa, I’m such a...." :-D

X: I have to do something about it.
YYY: I have to do something with you.
XXX: And it’s also... it’s desirable to fuck me with a breasty brunette...

In the post:
In Russia, old computers are not thrown away, but taken to the country.
— — — —
In Russia, mobile phones are used by old grandmothers on their birthday. Ahh...

WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB WEB!!! and :)

Happy Birthday to Nikola Tesla!! You are the genius of the future!!! to

Children over 2 years of age and dogs are considered as people"

Vanessa: The Nifiga was extinguished. I gave myself the word - no matter what bedroom I was - I will put the alarm at 8 - I will not wake up at work. I don’t know where I was, but I put my alarm.
I woke up at 8 p.m. He came home at half ten in the morning.

In Documents and Settings there are folders, all packaged.

Administrator
administrator
by admin
admin
ADM
by Odminko
Adim
by Odmin
AD is
Senior Administrator
The Chief Administrator
General_Administrator_of_Internet
_ESHE_GLAVNEE_ADMINISTRATOR
Super_Mega_Administrator_of_Galaxy
Vashe_Niipet_Ya_GLAVNEE

Attention to question! What do computers smoke?

Lot of No. A system administrator vacancy is being sold. Requirements for the candidate:
1st Talk to monkeys. Finding a common language with the dogs. Talk calmly with spiders and wardrobes.
2nd Have a strong cerebral cortex, like a walnut. The presence of an engineering orange helmet or armored military helmet is mandatory!
Three Powerful skills to generate the most eye-catching repulsions
4 is Honest and sad eyes
5 is Intolerance, boldness in small crimes
6 is Ability to fake documents in Photoshop.
7 is Ability to understand "word" and "executes"
8 is Magical abilities for resuscitation 1c. Administration of 1C. Support of 1C. Ability to answer dumb questions about the work of users with 1c
9 is Mysterious abilities to turn into a forged hose or teleport from the office
10 is Knowledge of Windows OS will be your plus

S/P 12 in 2 months

From a local TV channel:
They filmed the plot somewhere on the border with China, where they showed a column of illegal refugees who wanted to illegally cross the border (among them all Asians).
In accordance with the rules, the correspondent says:
“At the moment you can observe a column of refugees that Russian border guards stopped yesterday when they tried to cross the border.
Here among the crowd appear two men, in appearance absolutely undetectable, and, apparently, Russians:
I think there are our compatriots among them. Now we will try to ask them a few questions.
Suitable for one:
Good morning, tell me how you found yourself among these people.
Here, the man, being, as it turned out, from the body, absolutely not understanding what is happening, says:
Fucking where am I? Sirog, he said, did not have to drink with them yesterday.
The report was broken. =) is