Conversation between two motorists:
Have you heard? In Russia, they are going to build paid roads. They will be in
Twice as cheap as free.
Is it how?
There will be no GIBD on paid roads.

xxx:this is inert..if you sit on the board with the support of the network..viruses will eat?

YYY: The viruses are swallowing.

From the sex forum:
Message from Muhomor
16 cm slightly curved down...is it normal?

It is to rain...

Yokohama: yesterday was in the Panteleimon church)) so it turned out that I was near the confession hall)) and I hear the voices: "bless me, daddy, because I have sinned")) well, I became interested, and I came closer)) and I hear this dialogue of daddy (b) and confessing (s)
Father, I have committed a great sin.
Repent, my son, the Lord will forgive
I'm a senior sys.admin in my company, and I've burned a server screw with backups, I can't sleep now, and I can't find peace anywhere, what should I do?
B: Wow, my son, here you do not need to ask forgiveness from the Lord, but from Kthulhu.
He could not listen further, fell away and racked)) asked to leave the church))
Yana: Jan, you will laugh =)) this daddy-my neighbor, 10 years as a sister-admin worked, and then tired of worldly vanity and drunkenness, and entered some religious institute at the 30th year of life =)) and the man who came to the confession is the current administrator in their office =)) they get stuck sometimes to post listening confessions =))
Yokohama: your mother, I feel caught by a perverse in a women’s bathroom))

by marilyn2003 (19:40) :
In the Czech Republic there is a sign "Pozor", meaning Attention. And on the border with Germany there are signs in both languages. It’s read by us about as "Shame! Ahtung!" I almost drowned in the car when I saw

J: Sancho at the hospital
A: What about him?
J: the bituminous
O is pleasant! and hot?! to
J: Well I don’t even know... try cold licking.

Mother salts cucumbers, I read the recipe: salt, sugar, nuts, and OPLA 0_o, so this is why salsa helps me in the morning, at the end of the recipe: 2 tablets of aspirin and a tablespoon of alcohol

The happiest people are those who found their half in their youth.
Fools are those who have not realized that they have found their half.
And the most unfortunate are those whose other half is the most stupid.
Liveder in Deep...

Question: How to break the door with a scraper? by Petya.

Answer: Dear (Aia) Petya
Breaking the door is easy.
To do this, it is necessary that the door is wooden, and the scraper is made of a piece of armor.

On one site dedicated to medicine, I read questions asked by doctors-gynecologists. One question just killed me, I quote:"24 February 2009 13:56:11
Does it hurt to be a virgin?"

xxx: Does the infinity of the size of the universe mean that any point within it is its center? For example, I am.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I am delaying the birth of my second child. Who do you want, a boy or a girl?
How do you tell me I wanted sex?

Maddie, there is a second pair in the first course. The student raises his hand:
Margaret Victoria, can I go out?
and no.
Students want to smoke. In 10 minutes:
Margaret Victoria, can I go out?
and no.
to curry. In 10 minutes:
Margaret Victoria, can I go out? Oh well pyaalsta!
and no.
In 10 minutes:
“Baba Rita, I was rattling.

Who has watched the movie "The Cobra Broken"? Remember in the final scene they exploded the ice so that its pieces crashed into the submarine base and destroyed it?
The strangest thing is that it happened.
American writers, the ice does not sink!!! to

I decided to see what they promised at the end of the world.
I enter Google "the end of the world", one of the options falls out:
"End of the World 2008" I choose, first reference:
Calendar of the end of the world for 2008-2020

The boss sent me a correspondence log with him, I don’t know what to do (((

Chief: A week ago you had to take the goods to the customer, delivered it?
Release 01.09 (idiot): I have forgotten (

In a district school teacher. Classes should be classified. I prepared for a month, not a lesson, but a whole story. Day "D", hour "C" Two aunts come from the slope, sitting on one of the rear sides. Installation for lesson:
“Children, today we will have a very interesting lesson. In order for us to be really interested, I invited to the lesson two debris"s. With these words, he climbs under the pot to get two plush toys. And the children, as in the team, turn to the back of the party, on the "drop". But she defended.
Deuce

Announcing the controversy over IQ.

The intellectual potential of the planet is constant.
The population is growing"

Who said I do not remember.

DimonS (08:48:23 10/08/2009)
We had a boat boat with a jeep.
most (08:48:53 10/08/2009)
Hi to
most (08:48:57 10/08/2009)
How is it?
DimonS (08:49:01 10/08/2009)
Buildings
most (08:49:06 10/08/2009)
In the small water?
DimonS (08:49:13 10/08/2009)
Pick up for half an hour.
DimonS (08:49:25 10/08/2009)
The jeep went to the sea, washing the type
DimonS (08:49:43 10/08/2009)
In the boat, a drunk man entered him.
DimonS (08:50:04 10/08/2009)
the boat nichren, and the jeep bumper, cap and glass
DimonS (08:50:46 10/08/2009)
They called the goats, they roasted for half an hour, said the type we did not, not on the road.
DimonS (08:51:22 10/08/2009)
The driver arrived, issued 300 rubles to the catheterist for being drunk and 2000 drivers of a jeep, for washing the car.

To the Camino on:

He slept once with a girl, with a rubber, of course, but this girl took the condom out of the garbage compartment at night and stumbled into herself. She is pregnant and her friend is in trouble.
After this news, I lost all faith in the decency of people, and even abandoned sex, but time goes by and the hormones are already splashing across the edge.
So the question is: where can I safely throw away a condom?

in the fortress EPT
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Fucks, I’ll find you and make you eat all the Gandons that the tree has grown under my windows.