And you too, when you start to fall asleep, you tremble, like you stumbled or fell somewhere?


A-A-A-A-A-A I thought I was one such!! to

He: Tell me, what am I on your account?
Not the last one, be sure ;)

I saw a man in the headphones today. He thought he was shooting quietly.

I have a license window! I will report the mistakes! I will call them and send them, send them, send them.

by citations
From the oil:

A couple of years ago, my friends and I gathered together in the apartment of the same man to drink a drink, a person of 10 of us was. In the evening after a lot of drunkenness, we naturally wanted love. In order not to scare potential brides sent the most sober and seductive on the street to meet. After half an hour, he brought two girls - all of them such humble and beautiful. As they saw us and realized what was waiting for them, they tried to drop. Well, we guys experienced, although drunk, one of these cowboys managed to hold. I, as the owner of the house, first went to love, and this fool took out of the bag the scissors and put me right in the x@y. Naturally, her friends did not want her to do so. The result - I am 24 years old, in full blossom of strength, a fighter, girls look out on the street, but a complete impotent with a crude cut x@em. Not Fart

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Good that she didn’t think of cutting your cervical arteries. Live, shit, and always remember. And say thank you for hitting you just a weak girl with manicure (likely) scissors in the bag. For if you were, for example, my acquaintance with a feather of less than a palm in width - then you, the impotent, would not only look beautiful - but would also sing, the young man, in the opera. I would sing tenor.
Signs are clear?

The history.
When I read the quote about Timothy, I remembered one night of my life. The case was so.
A few years ago, when Timati just finished school...no, the factory, he and his band, along with the rest of the semi-fabricates of our show business, came to my glorious city near Moscow. And so it happened in my life that I knew all the protection of our DC and was entering behind the scenes to any artist. This day, I came there (and I didn’t know what they came for).
It was pretty dark behind the stage. I stand looking at the ass of the factory ladies, who are on stage, as here someone comes to me from the side and says, “Water, give me a guy.” With a little rush, I sent the body somewhere away. The body also burst, but it burst into the water itself. And then the slippery beam of Sophia illuminated the stranger! and Timothy! Yes, it was him.
Now I consider myself to be one of the first people in Russia to send the team to the shit! Can I be proud of this day?
P.S By the way, by the will of the case in the same DC removed the card guy from the roots)) Dark then was - did not notice.

Saturn is
Lord, forgive me, I have sinned... I have killed a man... but I sincerely repent... I am ready to be punished...

man
O_O

Saturn is
Yopt, not there )))

man
Where is it??? O_O

Please add a link to "IT Happens" at the bottom of the site.
...
I have to turn the page off at the beginning, so tired already...
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When I was still in school, I was at the Olympics, which was hosted by a small local company. There were three disciplines: coding, design and web development. I went to coding, the soul to it lies more, and now I work as a coder, but not the point. In general, for curiosity, I went to look at "web development". There the task was to make the site so that it had a high usability, glamorous design and used chips like css and javascript. And here, therefore, the protection, everyone gathered in the hall, on the projector show the work of the participants, almost everybody stumbled - such as elementary no button to return to the beginning of the page.
One of the last works - the guy tells, shows... He is asked: "Well, you can go back to the beginning of the page?" He: "And so!" Tomatoes to the very end of the page and it is written in large letters: "To go back to the beginning, press CTRL+HOME".

from ZH:
A couple asked their boyfriend to sit with the child while they went to the cinema. The young man agreed. In his trouble, the four-year-old boy turned out to be very mobile and rarely energetic. Half an hour later, tired of the child and having not invented any quiet games, the young man asked.
Do you want?
I want.
The young man sat the child at the table and opened the refrigerator.
Would you cuddle?
I will.
Five minutes later, the cocktails were finished.

Do you want more?
I want.
What else do we have there? Will you eat soup?
I will.
So they finished all the edible supplies on one of the refrigerator shelves. After a while, the second was devastated by half.
Would you be cream?
The silence. A very rounded boy was sitting at the table and looked at the bag of cream.
But I love.

Dear web sites with referrals!

I humbly ask you to remove the reference to the Eternal Mother, in the first paragraph of which "geobotanics" is also called GYNECOLOGY, because this is a misconception.

Wap pofigu, and I only brought eight gymnasians with GYNECOLOGY.

Thanks in advance!

Previously, a lie has a nose, now - a rating!

Back to the pharmacy. and small. Especially pensioners and young mothers.
A man with a girl in the window. The girl is two times younger. Purchased
and condoms.
At this moment, the man’s cell phone is ringing. He looks at the screen, and slightly
Changes in the face. But the telephone removes and begins with a funeral voice.
The Conversation:

- Yes
...
In the pharmacy.
...
Buying an aspirin.

A line of watching and listening slightly shakes, and this is apparently
The sound is heard because the man continues:

They laugh? Well, they laugh... I’m one here for aspirin, the others.
They are behind condoms.

The line quietly shakes from laughter (remember - retirees and young mothers), and
A man embracing the girl leaves to meet his happiness.

My wife probably called.

In our country, naivety is when crossing a road with unilateral movement, you think you need to look only in one direction.

Damn people, Michael Jackson is dead :(
What a strange feeling...such as a constant object of ridicule and suspicion of pederastia, an incomprehensible, confused, eccentric personality etc etc...and he was not for us Russians especially someone...
Fuck... how is it? It is Michael! (it is Michael!)! to

Sleep quietly, Mike, you will always be in our memory.
P.S The Moon Walk is an Ophogenic Thing, Mike :'(

Irka burned her condoms again. *WALL*

YYY : M?

A romantic moment, I get a new pack of pants... And here it is:

You are "Oh you are! The new ones? Or... do you wash the laundry?and "

Ohhhhhhhhhh...

WOW :...

What can be done in 7 years? Build a house, grow a tree, send a child to school. What can be done in 7 months? Pick up a new car. What can I do in 7 weeks? Promotion in service. What can be done in 7 days? Organize collection and provide assistance to those in need. What can you do in 7 hours? It is a pleasure to spend time with dear people. What can you do in 7 minutes? Say the sweetest and warmest words to your loved one. What can you do in 7 seconds? Destroying your whole life.

Unforgiven

My child is being observed by strangers. How to React?
Teach your child magical spell: Mom teaches me that not every judgment should serve as a modifier of behavior. Being pronounced with a clear diction and a benevolent-confident intonation, it acts similarly to the spell: "Okamenev!", and more reliably, though for a short time, and without dangerous side effects.

xxx - and in general, there are such troubles: you need to buy 5 straws, and I have the entire warehouse of bears filled, because of this cats can not collect cheese
YYYY - Are you talking to me right now?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

In the ass, I tell a friend that I have a terrible headache, and I no longer know what to do. She is:
Ioja: Then if you have coffee and milk, I can offer one recipe for pleasure! Thumbs Up
Annie : Which one?
Ioja: you pour coffee and pour milk into the bath and yourself there! Yippidy yi yi yippity yay!! to
What about milk and coffee?
How much is there.)
And... not thick.
Coffee with milk? milk bag - grams 200 ))
Ioja: I would also have a casserole suggested )))))))) well then it is only enough to wash) you take a garlic, put it in milk and on the face, lie down for 15 minutes.
Great for the skin too.
I still have salad leaves in the refrigerator, please advise me.
Ioja: with leaves... electricity instead of toilet paper I can recommend ROFL*
It’s great for the skin too. ?
Okay, how is it! ?
I’m afraid to ask, but where would you recommend the carrots? It is also available.
In the ass of carrot, in the ass! :)
Fuck, you won’t believe, I knew it!
In short, face to face with milk, in the ass with carrots and cover this case with salad leaves.
Leave for 15 minutes.
I’m sure I’ll forget my headache ?

We have an impotence in Moscow. It does not last long.