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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №19668
 27.08.2009
I have a very cynical camera. He best photographs people in the Animals mode.

[ + 101 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19667
 27.08.2009
I wrote on-line radio here, which broadcasts in MIDI (i.e. funny traffic and principle absence of voice). Especially to work under it, so as not to interfere and create a background.
But I won’t give the URL right away, otherwise I’ll get spam. Vote first whether you need it or not, and decide in this way yourself.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19666
 27.08.2009
Rel@x (12:03:01 26/08/2009)
Michael Jackson is still buried.

brown12345 (12:03:17 26/08/2009)
Planned for three more seasons.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19665
 26.08.2009
A friend from the 90s:

XX: Yes... I still remember how the first doom was cut...

YYY: Hernia, I still remember how DOOM first stormed!

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №19664
 26.08.2009
From the characteristics of the electric car: the buffer buffer of the electric car (type buffer at the train)) to make hard or from replaced removable metal sheets. On the existing beam there are remains from shattered people, which cannot be fixed, due to which the appearance of the electric car deteriorates.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19663
 26.08.2009
[iDS]Lun: I see this picture on the beach:
[iDS]Lun: A five-year-old girl runs to her mom and says:
[iDS] Lun: Mom! Let us build a house of stones with you!! to
Lun: Mom: Well he’s on her! Go to Daddy Go to Daddy
[iDS]Lun: Dad sincerely surprised: What am I?? to
Lun: Mother: Did you go on the Day of the Builder? Go and build!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19662
 26.08.2009
A German came to the glorious town of Ternopil. I took a taxi to get to the hotel. It is not difficult to guess about the quality of the roads of Ternopil. And the German didn’t know...he asked the taxi driver why they had roads so bad and not being repaired. The taxi driver replied that these roads were bombed by the Germans during World War II, and therefore the government prohibits their repair, as these roads are considered a historical monument. So is it ? ?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №19661
 26.08.2009
It afflicts and touches to the depths of my soul the care and ingenuity of my three-year-old spinoff.
We sit in the room in the evening, the wife is psychotic in connection with the unbearable behavior of the son and husband. Bringed to hysteria by our disobedience, she cried out to the child: “All! I am tired of you both! Nikita, pull the rope, I’ll go and hang myself! The emotions of the loved one go down, and Nikita runs away from the room to the neighborhood. A few minutes pass, everyone has already forgotten about this local conflict. We lie with my wife on the bed: “Where is Nikita?” and “Where is Nikita?” In response to her words, the enthusiastic child runs into the room, pulls a rope on the floor on the rope, serves the mother's wire.

...I did not find the rope, but found an alternative only to please my beloved mom=) the creative man is growing...=)
c) the grey

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19660
 26.08.2009
I cooked dinner late in the evening and no one was at home. I left a note "Dinner on the plate. Andrew and Mom." and went to bed. In the morning, my mother tells me that she came hungry and nobody fed me. I am in shock. I see my note rolling in the kitchen. On it all the same, only <mama> sealed and signed "I ate everything".

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №19659
 26.08.2009
xxx (00:08:34 26/08/2009)
It is passive)))
yyy (00:09:30 26/08/2009)
You have your trousers ?
yyy (00:13:39 26/08/2009)
preferably with content)
xxx (00:13:51 26/08/2009)
to abdicate?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19658
 26.08.2009
Why did 101 Dalmatians disappear forever?
They have a 404 card.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19657
 26.08.2009
In every growing man.
Like any other cattle.
There are fats and carbohydrates
And of course white!
He ought to pay.
drinking, smoking, jumping on a girl
Otherwise it will explode.
Fuck you, there is no one!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №19656
 26.08.2009
Yesterday I went to a friend with Dr drunk. I thought: "We need to go under the shower - hesitate" The legs do not hold, sat on the board with a shower. The water is so warm...Kaif. I feel asleep, I think: "I will sleep - I will break the bathtub" I took the pelvis and hanged it on my knee. It will warm up – I will wake up! In the morning, my girlfriend asks, “Why did you grumble all night in the basin?”O" Oh my guillotine for me!

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19655
 26.08.2009
The girlfriend from the work neighbors on the floor standing and the housephone is not - constantly drunk screams, mess, smell, clouds of blades... Yesterday comes, as it presses from the whistle. He poured a whole bottle of valerian on the door. Cats came, began to scratch the door, scratch, scream and fight. The neighbors struggled with them all night long, even the boilers flattered! All the new waves of cats from all over the area arrived and won!!! Neighbors locked up in their bordell and sitting quietly... Just like mice :))) The author thinks they understand all :)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №19654
 26.08.2009
XX: Brother Andrewhi cousin Lechu, remember?
WOW : Well?
XX: When he finished the university, his parents fled the army.
XX: Well, then the year 3 has passed and he had to change the rights for a short time.
XX: He comes to the medical commission to the surgeon goes, he looks at the card for so long, then asks: And why did not serve in the army?
XXX: Leha him, well, type there I have like a flat foot (he himself does not know exactly)
XX: And the doctor to him, No friend, in the army you did not serve, because on paper you do not have both legs.
Pizzac... and that certificate has been given
XXX: Well yes, Leha paid a little more and now "without legs" rides the car...

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №19653
 26.08.2009
a vacation in a completely diverse company. ask a girl doctor on what disciplines she plays and what she will be able to advise.
... well, in psychiatry, ORL, ophthalmology, which I know very well.
What about proctology?
The girl killed:
The fucking question!!! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19652
 26.08.2009
Good night in the laptops.? to
Zzz : Hi to you. What exactly interests?
XXX: Yes, the girl wants to noot and what a chorus and so on doesn't shoot, I too
need<-~StudentTkA~ (21.48.29)For work, music, and all sorts of different things
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №19651
 26.08.2009
Maptbln: Glamour is a concept of beauty.

[ + 64 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19650
 26.08.2009
Nefart is when at the height of sex the MCH phone rings, he takes the phone, talks, and then quickly clothes (like in the army) and with rounded eyes: "Sorry, I have the siege of the castle!" Dolbanna La2(((
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Not a crowd?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №19649
 26.08.2009
No humor, I want to help the girl

to:"On the subject of a guy with dollars...=)
Half a year ago, I started a black strip...I still have 6 boilers at once in my palm, and this PCD hurts..."

Girl, I understand you, it’s hellish pain! The only thing that helped me 100% is Sumamed (3 tablets per pack). I took 2 tablets on the 1st day and on the 1st in the next 4, on the 2nd day the boilers disappeared, on the 4th there was nothing.
It is expensive, at 500 r per package.

People, bring at least to the best - it is very painful and the world seems like hell, let the girl heal.

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