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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №17684
 30.06.2009
The story took place in a rather typical for the NAC. Republican School
Probably not unique, but I guarantee the truth, because I have seen everything.
With my ears.
So, as has already been said, the golden age of "stagnation", a typical Soviet school in
The suburb of Baku is divided into two sectors: the Russian and the Azerbaijani. Shallows
from me. The Russian language was not very well understood by the primary classes.
did not know.
At every significant date, the entrance staircase was placed on a tribune.
microphone and director (a remnant of even more ancient times, with black
to bring to school students the decisions of the last XX. congress
Or something else in that spirit. The speeches were in Russian. None of the students in
These speeches did not entangle the Russian sector, because the pofigu was,
I am. sector because he did not understand anything at all. Everyone was friendship.
They shouted “Ura!“When it was necessary, at least some fun.
On a cold November morning in 1982, the school welcomed us.
Room with microphone. As usual, the director went up to the court, and
He began with a solemn voice:
The comrades! After a long and prolonged illness, he died.
Secretary General... bla bla bla... four times hero...
“Bla-Bla” by Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev.
Translating the spirit, the director pulled off the sheet and looked into the crowd. The Zionist
I am. The sector, seeing this gesture, instantly revived.
“It is time!” At the same time, several dozens of non-Russian speakers
The head and the next moment, present, more precisely, only me. Sectorial
half, exploded with applause passing into ovations and screams
“Ura!“...
The director bleaked and lost the gift of speech, he was probably shot.
In the best case, a gulag. The other teachers and teachers also appeared.
They are not prepared for such a mass statement. But the disgrace continued.
A few seconds later, the director called the microphone.
immediately stop the anti-Soviet, the ignorant teachers fled
suppressing the rebellion. I remember one class. and lead. the younger
Classes, which gave no weak tumaks to the right and to the left, waving with their hand as
I chopped.

The rebellion was quickly suppressed, consequences for the director seemed not to be,
I think it was the last time Gen. He died a long time ago and
The Director did not have any relevant experience. When he died
The next gen. Seven, sad experience taken into account, and the same class of leadership,
The meeting was held between Azerbaijani students and
She spoke that if anyone knocks or pronounces a sound, she will speak to him with her own hands.
The torch will shake.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №17683
 30.06.2009
“Nahal!” It doesn’t mean “stop!”

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №17682
 30.06.2009
I found my old history notebook. It contains a checklist. Two and something underlined in red. I read and run. It was necessary to define the word Pope of Rome. I did not shrink. "Pope of Rome is the head of the church".

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №17681
 30.06.2009
The Autumn...
The first cold.
At the stop is a Georgian in a leather jacket.
Cappuccino, nose... Well, in general, everything is as it should be.
It was frozen and the collar was raised.
Next to it a bunch of ceramics and hose.
He stands, pins his legs into this ceramite and cries:
"E-e-e, dusted syrup, even the gray floats"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №17680
 30.06.2009
A quote from the CISCO Guide: “Ping can be considered as a test for signs of life. For example, if a teacher notices that a student has put his head on a plate, he can check (!attention!) Whether the student was alive, slept, or just died..."

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №17679
 30.06.2009
In the courtyard... went from the store home, heard a family couple in the apartment grumbling. the man screams at his wife: you are a stupid sheep!Then he goes out on the balcony and on the whole courtyard hears: My wife is fucking!!!A man passed by (with 0.5 vodka in his hand) and in response shouted to him: “Congratulations!” I have the same!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №17678
 30.06.2009
The guy, the first in the country to give the pits of Timati! In the kindergarten, I put a pot on the head of Kipelov. I am now a sanitary technician, but I bought mr3 with all of his albums.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №17677
 30.06.2009
We went with friends to the subway, near the entrance there is a man and distributes candles.
Take a candle for a sacrifice, God will bless you.
No to Nifiga. We believe in Kentucky.
Twenty Seconds of Stupor
Who is Ktolhu?
This is the type of man who eats the brains of people who believe in him.
You didn’t know that God has many names, one of them is Kthulhu. Buy a candle and he will bless you!

We just couldn’t refuse!!by XDDD

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №17676
 30.06.2009
The shovel is a phallic object, its blade symbolizes the force of penetration. The block is a symbol of virginity and celibacy; but the steel penetrates into the soft wood, there is a return movement, and the block is heated with blood-red wine. Thus we again observe the predominance of the male over the female and..."

"Yes, Freud is no longer poured!"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №17675
 29.06.2009
xxx: Today I go to the subway, and before the doors are closed there is a little silence... There is a huge and burdensome woman at the subway door, closing all the doors.
After that, a little girl, whispering with plain notes on the whole car:"She will eat us all!"

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №17674
 29.06.2009
But of all the errors in the translation of pirate games, one directly struck my soul. In Heroes 4, when the character finds an artefact, well, the type of sword, a message is issued "...you are scornful, realizing that now you have a Crawling Soul Clock." fucking... I even had tears when I imagined a hero with a sword under his arm, who sits and joyfully so onionizes...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №17673
 29.06.2009
xxx: I am sitting there))
The Chinese proverb means, “Step by step, you can the goal.”
yyy: go, don’t pull, take my mosque =))
Ibn Qayyim al-Jawziyyah
YYY: ROFL

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №17672
 29.06.2009
I watch TV today. A biographical story begins. It begins with the words: "The evening of June 31 was ordinary"...
The ordinary!!! to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №17671
 29.06.2009
Miley: It turns out that the men also have PMS.I come home today, all tired.My wonder comes out in the cowards and says-"Why did you prepare chicken instead of meat?You promised to buy ice cream!And you forgot that today is 8 months, as we live together!" Who sits in the neighboring room, shut down and blows.

My advice to you: go, buy a flower and chocolate and he will forgive you everything.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №17670
 29.06.2009
We have a non-alcohol party today.

Not coming without alcohol.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №17669
 29.06.2009
I am 41 years old, I have three sons, one of whom is a fool. I feel like a king!

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №17668
 29.06.2009
Probably I still brake... realized that the myododer is actually my hole just.)
WOW 20 years

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №17667
 29.06.2009
I sit on a report on unrepaired phones, read in the column "Declared defect" - "the phone itself turns on at night and calls relatives"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №17666
 29.06.2009
Appeal to the people who invented and implemented the Nefart and Kill My Plays projects. Fare to Fare, right? And the two buttons - "this is lucky" and "young boy, deserved". How is it. People support you? ?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №17665
 29.06.2009
Recalled after a quote about Star Wars.

I had an imperial march on my father’s cell phone. Well, and just in the middle of the crowd the people call the mobile phone, I take it, and the standard "yes, dad" throws everyone into the whistle :)

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