Q: Can I bring something from meals?
Do you have a lot of money?
No, not very much :(
Tagged: Copy Fucks
Buy the juice.

<xxx> passed by the kindergarten, I smashed the snow, what I didn't like it, and I knocked it off, and it turned out to be frozen (((
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Yesterday I passed by the kindergarten and saw a snowman, whom the children blinded, including. My son is breaking a minor idiot. Something he did not like me. I did not beat him, but he grabbed to the joy of the children two more snowmen to the restored first.

Do you want to call more and pay less? Call the worker.

Sberbank, mail and clinic are ADA branches on Earth

8 March. and aska.

She is here!
He said, “Hello Saskia!”
He: How is it? How about mood?
She says, “Hello, and that’s all.
He said: Hi my most beautiful girl!
What is the number today?
He is eighth.
She: Well what?
It is not soon until receipt...
He is Pepper! Glad you reminded me! I forgot my mom’s 10th day (You can help me choose a gift?
She: Are you okay?
He: I ate yesterday on the corporation until the end I can't remember
She is Yes! For what reason a corporate?
He is Sasha! The Sunshine! A celebration for you! With flowers at your door on your knees!!!! to

Answer by mail.ru

The quote:

How to make a computer monitor a mirror? I tried to scan the mirror - it didn't help."

Drake

In the steppe of Kharkiv, there are no earthquakes by definition. My first real drinking in my life happened when I was 20. Upon returning home, I quietly went into a warm bath, I sat, swimming in the clouds, well!
Suddenly, the water at my feet gathers at the corner and carries me in the face, covers my head, carries to another wall, flows through the edge and, with the sounds of a storm, falls to the floor.
It was the echo of an earthquake that occurred in the Carpathians, somewhere in Europe. Since then I have not drunk at all, I say intolerance.

Papanha has the habit of answering the phone with a thunderstorm "ALLO!!and "
by Fabula. I sit, I drink tea, the housekeeper calls, I normally give up from the papillon's row, after which I hear his quiet unconscious "no"... and after the tube is laid, A WILD RAGE. Only 10 minutes later, shaking and swallowing, the parent was able to explain separately that to that state he was brought by the innocent question of an unknown grandmother: "Masha, is it you?"

xxx: When I was studying at the institute (88-93 years) on the wall of the toilet read an overwhelming correspondence:
Better a cock in the ass than cruise missiles in the sky!
A little below with another pen and another handwriting:
"It is nice to see that there are also patriots among the Pidaras!"

Svetlanka: This is the end of our celebration, defchons. What if your partner did not congratulate you? There was no greeting, I am not talking about bouquets, breakfast, etc. How to deal with him?
De7ign: Give it to your friends!

Dear Igor Klimovich! We know you’re reading Bash because you’re the ugliest admin we’ve ever seen. by Igor Klimovich! Come back to us, please! We are very missing your pink shirt, filled in jeans, and the five empty litre cups of tea on the table; your beautiful eyes that could look at two monitors at the same time, and the wonderful sound that was regularly broadcast at our computer science practices...
Igor Klimovich, please come back!
Students of International Faculty, city of Chelyabinsk.

Doc: I don’t understand the phrase "dirty shit" at all. Why did he have fun?

I will read this page and go to work! :)

Expecting a prince - remember: on a white horse, as a rule, take parades!

http://skds.livejournal.com/5800.html

The women’s holiday of spring brought, as always, a light neurosis on the subject: “No.
Have you forgotten anyone else?” They can be offended. For full confidence,
I received a message of congratulations on my communicator, and
The recipient launched the mail. Only the next morning I realized that
The bars were placed on a filter mask that excludes subscribers from the newsletter. that
No one received my warm words on these phones. The insult now.
Of course not to avoid.
But this is half trouble.
Everyone else got it!
As a result, by turning the device on the next morning, I get a squal.
The answers. Among the replicas are somewhat surprised friends and not a little upset.
Strangers distinguished short and accurate as three shots of the AKM:
“The Tron. and disturbed. I look forward to meeting.”
Contact with DEJ. The Soldier. Moby »

Conscience is like a hamster. He sleeps or bites.

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The name is Igor...

XXX is fucking. They show how the mayor sits in his former school and solves the computer science test.
xxx:the question on the screen: "What is OZU?"
XXX: Variant of answer - very evil Uzbek

<Agent Orange>: They are idiots! Agent Orange is such a toxic substance! The song is from Depeche Mode! Don’t call me Agent Orange.

One of the forms in the net:
[10:29:30] <kissing> who wants to meet me 10 years pity in ls plliyaizzzzzzz!!!!!!!! to
[10:29:59] <Mor> and what about you 10 years to do, in the corner to put?
[10:30:09] <Nightwish> bgh
[10:30:21] <Nightwish> arrange a tea drink
[10:30:25] <Nightwish> with Ken and Barbie

by SSG