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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №15123
 13.03.2009
The smarter a man, the more honest he will be with you.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №15122
 13.03.2009
1 – Hi
2 – Hello
Can I cry in your jacket?
2: Well try it.
I am I am I am I am I am I am I am
1 thank you. It facilitated...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15121
 13.03.2009
Ulka: I read today that there is environmental clothing.
Mmm... how is that?
Well, you bought eco-friendly shoes. You wear them, you wear them, and then they get bored. And you do not throw them to the landfill, but take them quietly into the forest, put them under the tree.
In two days you will be back in the woods and...
I: In two days you go back into the woods, and in your shoes is already loose. Satisfactory

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15120
 13.03.2009
Aquarium is an interactive TV for cats.)))

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №15119
 13.03.2009
You were drunk yesterday!
...??? to
Throwing trash everywhere. And he shrugged his hand wide and said, "Dear, don't touch anything, I will clean it tomorrow!"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15118
 13.03.2009
She shakes the cat’s foot.
<_he_> a
<_he_> e
<_young_> :(
<Voyager> has landed...
<Voyager> because of the static..
<_hu_> already :)
<Voyager> Remember the experience with the ebony rod?
<_hu_> is there any problem with Ebola?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15117
 13.03.2009
Medvedev and Obama will meet on April 1
Re: to clean up?

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15116
 13.03.2009
It is: lead
What did you not congratulate?
What did you not congratulate?
It was March 8
February 23 was
Are you defending your homeland?
“Have you given birth to a child?”

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15115
 13.03.2009
I sit in the lecture, the following inscriptions on the party come to my eyes:
Electricity is death!
No is! Death is a signature!!! to
I am neither there nor there. The death.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №15114
 13.03.2009
came to me yesterday my wife, I gave her perfumes for the holiday.She was so breathy, happy, lay with me on the couch
The place where she lay was filled with ghosts.
Dinner separately
From the morning, at 6 a.m., I turned my mouth to the place on the pillow, which was evaporated by her perfume.In the middle of her sleep.he smelled, smiled and fell asleep.And I dreamed that she was sleeping next to her.And asks to remove her mask.I take it.
In my dream I fall asleep again.
I wake up (from her smoking just) - and I see that I'm hugging the pillow with which I removed the cushion.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15113
 12.03.2009
New sports in the conditions of the Moscow Metropolitane:
The Academic Goal?

[ + 63 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15112
 12.03.2009
The hardest thing to do is congratulate you on your birthday with what you still love.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №15111
 12.03.2009
Quote from the forum. About the interviews:

I was in one interview.

Have you worked with Oracle?
and no.
Blah blah blah oracle.
I didn’t work with Oracle.
What is Bla Bla Oracle?
I didn’t work with Oracle.
Why bla bla oracle?
I didn’t work with Oracle.
You do not fit us.
And a percent, isn’t it?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15110
 12.03.2009
xxx: Blin today woke up after yesterday I don't remember anything (I approached the mirror and the scratch on the nose is huge you don't know where it came from?
yyy: this is not scratching, this is the scratch of hary from greed...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15109
 12.03.2009
Dasai
Did you find the time when money was counted in millions?

Kiki
It was like that until the 97th.

Kijke (01:01:21 10/02/2009)
I even found Kaia Metova!

Kiki
You are about millions.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15108
 12.03.2009
5.5 bits and 7.3 bits are the hard days of a high school student.

Here’s what a child’s unhealthy mind has to face:

Bogdanovich M.V. Mathematics: A textbook for 4 (3) classes. Education in 1995.

Chapter 18 (s. and 153). From two settlements, the distance between which is 90 km, two cyclists traveled simultaneously to meet each other. The first of them moved at a speed of 14 km / h. In how many hours will the cyclists meet?

Item 944 (s. and 168). In the school dining room, 24 kg of wheat was consumed for cooking for breakfast. 36 kg of wheat was used to prepare lunch. How much food is left in the dining room?

The candidate of science and the one crying over the task.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №15107
 12.03.2009
We went to the cocktail this morning to come up with a script for the upcoming game. The waitress suits.

AIR: Girl, we have two keys please.
A: We do not have a kefir.
Water: Then two milk.
There is no milk either.
AIR: Well why is it not milk, and if the children come?
A: They drink the juice.
What if they are very small?
They will be fed with their breasts.
AIR: Then we have two breasts with milk, please.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15106
 12.03.2009
Walk in the house.
What day is today?? to
I do not know. I came here on Friday!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15105
 12.03.2009
I come home, evil and say "at work all the piddars!"
My favorite answer is "Excellent! Let them fuck each other - I'm as a husband!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15104
 12.03.2009
Comments on the file "Sex in Russian School " on torrent:

At the fifth screen, the sinus and cosinus were broken down into a series of Taylor. This is the first course.

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