Something strange...nothing hurts and I don’t want to sleep...I probably got sick.

From the forum:
1st :
Where to evacuate in the event of a nuclear attack?
2nd :
I will go into the woods, find a suitable mushroom, cut a nest in it, lay eggs and shut myself with a thumb and sleep peacefully.

The law of hanging:
Where you do not hang a jacket, when you are shooting, there will be at least two more hanging on top!and ((

After reading the basha, the impression is created that half of the planet's population is dibil, and the second is Sisadmin.

XHH: What are you doing?
I eat yogurt, but it tastes like something else.
HH: Did you not know? "Other" to the reverse - "Yogurt" enjoy)))))

The contacts in the Aska gradually flow from the Work group to the Friends group.

In the contact group “I don’t understand programming!”

The survey:
Why are you in this group?

I don’t understand programming =) — 55 (61.1%)
entered (a) for quantity =) — 2 (2.2%)
...
joined since IRA is my girlfriend =) — 5 (5.6%)

I think Ire the fucking...

He is:
Here you are lazy...I would be lazy with a stick out of you!

She is:
I am afraid that one stick will be small.

I was driving like a bus. Next to her was a young woman with a child. And the child is so talkative, communicates with everyone. Suddenly asked
Mom, how old are you?
It is inappropriate to ask women about their age.
Mom tell me!
and 19
What are you lying? You are 28.
It started on the bus! xD

Sunny Girl:
And do vampires throw on girls when they have critical days?

by AardFox:
When vampires have critical days, they generally throw on everyone.

by ZOLTM:
Do you know Vladimir Medvedev?

by Yule:
and as

by ZOLTM:
By the way, who is he?

by Yule:
The owner =))

and ZOLTM:
Are you a blonde?

by Yule:
Don’t give God these idiots.

K to:
K to:
K to:
K to:
K to:
Anna Lykov 18 years Russia, Izhevsk
Young people, do not write to me if: you are not yet 25 years old, if you live with your parents, or rent an apartment, if your monthly income is 30 tons.
Who I want to find:
Dedicated, successful and generous.
And I warn you immediately, I demand a lot.
= is
She really thinks that at 25 with a salary of 30+, my apartment, car, etc. I need a paid 18-year-old hole of darmood? >_<
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If it’s the same one who said when you went on with your mathematics, then there’s already a monument.
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This is a real questionnaire. Search on the website of the momba in Izhevsk 18 years old with a photo, she will be somewhere in the top ten.
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Wow look for it. Send it to her in a message. Let him think.
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already sent :D by the way he is from Izhevsk 100th in the account, so the author doesn't have to lie :R let's see what he answers))

I: Go to the cinema
She: I cannot
I: Why
She: I am pregnant

[Ink] listen to
What will we do after the fifth class?
IKE@: Are we with you?
[Ink] is
IKE@: students with higher education

He is: O
She: What kind of hera is this?
This is the wedding ring: Come out for me, brother!
P.S. I knew you were like that, but so much! I agree ^_^

Leon (18:23:11 3/02/2009)
And I wondered one brought a system, filled........
............
The Blood!! to
Leon (18:21:57 3/02/2009)
He got stuck in the cartridge.
He could not pull out.
Then he began to kick out the card rider himself.
Nor could
He pulled out the DVDyuk without dealing with the comp, and when he went to the card driver, he scratched his hand and poured the system of blood.
He was offended - struck the system with his legs, then returned to him and kicked him up with a hammer.

As strange as he just broke the flash)))))
All the rest I reanimated))

All babies are stupid.
I am a dalbaeb...
We live in harmony :)

-n0name-: probably everyone in the children's house had an Aztec leopard hat with rubber))).

Allies are enemies who have a common enemy.

(Syanzhi, http://syy.narod.ru/syan.htm )

In many cities of the country after the concerts approached “potential

The employers.” They said, “We have money, but no piano or piano.

Could you even speak to us?” had to learn

Play the acordeon and carry it everywhere with you. And he, the dog,

in a heavy suitcase and every time you move your hands

It is not possible to play 2-3 days at all. But not

There are only confused people – from childhood.

I have heard). I ordered a monstrous size backpack, so that it would be in it.

accordeon, and costumes, and in general everything necessary in the tours to put together.

No matter, as it turned out, endless tourist transfers

I can’t stand it – it runs. Therefore, the outdoors had to be strengthened.

with paratroopers attached to it.



The accordeon cannot be taken in the luggage - it will be split immediately. At the airports it is

Understood and graciously allowed to bring this monstrous bag into the salon,

But to immediately - in the back of the closet, otherwise no one passes. and here

One day we get on the plane for some reason not the first, but the last, all already.

They sit in their places. I have to carry it in the closet.

The passengers with their handbags (women’s handbags)

It was removed and locked in the luggage at the time of landing.



One of the passengers looked at my bag while I was over his head.

The backpack spit, and he asks, with a slightly trembling voice: “What?

“Is that your parachute?”

I love Odessa humor, and I answer it “in the tone”: “And what, did you not give it?

Everyone is registered!” But the flight was not to Odessa, but to

of Khabarovsk.



After a while, a decent crowd gathered near the pilot cabin.

Everyone is excited, showing the crew at me. They offer me immediately.

To reassure people and say to the microphone that I was joking about the parachutes.

of registration. I willingly agree.



I take the microphone and say, “Dear airline passengers! Please keep it.

The calm. I was joking. No parachutes at registration.

was proposed. I just need to go out before you on the road. I have yours

We do not need Khabarovsk.”



The crew laughed and the passengers stopped. Some even have a mouth.

Opened up from fear.



Here, the commander takes the microphone from me and says to the people, “Do you understand?! to

We land this passenger in the middle of the road. First we plant it ourselves.

Then let us take his bag down, so that he will not scare people.”