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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №14085
 30.01.2009
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Unprecedented crime in Bashkortostan
Using a client keyboard and service code, the criminals set their own exchange rate for the US currency in the ATM, raising it to 1500 rubles. Shiping one banknote into the ATM, they exchanged $800 for 1.2 million rubles.

Another question is, where did they find out the service code? Such a suspicion that the IT department of the bank will be subjected to thermorectal cryptology.

— — —
What is QWERTY-QWERTY?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14084
 30.01.2009
Quote from a yoga forum:
Hi, I want to address the experts in the field of yoga and in particular meditation. I have been doing it for a long time and it has helped me very much "". With her help, I was able to significantly increase the range of my voice, change the color of my eyes, increase magnetism, and this ‘exclusive’ state.
But after my first schizophrenia attack in my life, I lost that opportunity. Can it be returned, or is it irreversible? andquot;

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №14083
 30.01.2009
The Boss:
All employees in our department are prospective. Some of the prospects are not intense...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №14082
 30.01.2009
The Basman court of Moscow on January 28 authorized the temporary arrest of the founder and former co-owner of the company "Euroset" Yevgeny Chichvarkin.

The man who bought dollars. Do you have a new mobile phone?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14081
 30.01.2009
The second home can be considered the place where you do not hesitate to sit on the toilet.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №14080
 30.01.2009
I seem to understand. Hyunyu on Bash will post the boss, so that we are not distracted and work!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №14079
 30.01.2009
During the discussion about the government of Ukraine:

We have a government made up of goblins after plastic, and we know enough to remind us of this.
Don’t worry, we’ve got enough goblins too.)
xxxh: you goblins are commanded by 2 harsh orcs (there is no such expedition) *envy*

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №14078
 30.01.2009
My friend wanted to work in the furniture department. The department is engaged in placing disassembled furniture in boxes. And, you won’t believe, as an exam he was offered to play Tetris!!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №14077
 30.01.2009
It turns out that women constantly demand something: in life "discover something", in sex "discover something", call, tell, have fun. What is left of them? Going to the shops and again generously encouraging men with a promised intermediate? Not an equal exchange. Something I will not remember in the spirit of blackmail "Dear, if you delight me with a full-fledged dinner, oriental dance and Thai massage, then in reward you will be able to squeeze my cock"...and from women, even in a more swallowed form, I have heard such persecution more than once.
XXX is HAM!!! to

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №14076
 30.01.2009
Listen, tell me what a woman’s ass feels like?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
A minute later...
Listen, I was upset, I didn’t think the girls had hair too.
YYY : OO

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14075
 30.01.2009
Deepnightbird: fucking gate, embarrassed, wrote "indifference" through "and", shit. How uncultured it is.
GobL1N: What is it? O_O

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №14074
 30.01.2009
Church news is increasingly reminiscent of show business news.

c) glebov.ru

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №14073
 30.01.2009
Have you ever had sex with your partner? The guy is the general director, and the guy is a tax inspector, and the guy is in a costume with a tie, and the guy is in the form of a tax inspector.

Well, I once swallowed in a headscarf, do you think?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №14072
 30.01.2009
The older is 8 years old, the younger is 2. If she is hit at home and crying,

Then the elder usually scrolls slightly on the enthusiastic spot and says: "All, I’m his

They killed you!"

It works inexorably, I must say.

We go for a walk on a hill. One of the boys struck her accidentally.

It turns to an older and quiet ice tone, indicating

He put a finger on the offender: “Tal, kill him!”

And all the grandmothers froze with their mouths open.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №14071
 30.01.2009
Anti-crisis diet

1st I froze the sausage, three on a roast, sliced the bread with mayonnaise and roasted.

Throw the sauce. Delicious and practical, and most importantly a lot: one sausage

It is enough for 5-10 sandwiches.

2nd If the hunger does not let you sleep, quickly pour out two cups of boiling water and lie down.

to sleep. The brain will not immediately realize that the stomach has been deceived.

Three If black bread is rubbed with garlic, it smells like sausage.

4 is If you freeze the egg, cut it in half and put it on a bowl,

There will be two yellow eyes.

5 is The tea can be prepared seven times. In the eighth chapter, the

Look at that jade.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №14070
 30.01.2009
Oh, take that guy, what you’re pretending to be!
YYY: No, I don’t want to... I don’t know.
You start with small.
WOW: Why for example?
See also: SMS
“Igorok, we’ve been sleeping for a month. What SMS?! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №14069
 30.01.2009
27.01.2009 08:49 -
The delegates of the local cathedral distributed passes on the subway

27.01.2009 13:06 -
In Moscow Archbishop Kirill stole a SUV
Today, the driver of the monarch Kirill appealed to the police station of the city 02 who that the Toyota Land Cruiser Prado, belonging to the Yaroslavl and Rostov diocese, was stolen.

It’s great that they’ve come up with... travelers.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №14068
 30.01.2009
X is
This year, Generation P will be on the screen.

and
The director of Bondarchuk?

X is
I forgot to watch, but in one of the main female roles - guess who?

and
Emm... The Galactic?? to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №14067
 30.01.2009
The Greens are more fiercely protesting against fur than against the skin, because wealthy women get much easier than bicyclists.
by ulmoto.ru

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №14066
 30.01.2009
July (14:42:46 28/01/2009)
I won't call you, you don't love me

ilya (14:42:59 28/01/2009)
I love...

July (14:44:11 28/01/2009)
Do not scream

July (14:44:59 28/01/2009)
You say so because you want to eat.

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