Levin: I watched the screen now, the movie "Always Say Yes", in principle, this screen is normal, you can watch :) 30 minutes after watching the movie, I even forgot that it is a screen and plunged into the movie. I was all in the movie... and here... the camera rises sharply, turns away from the screen, and some unclear flashes. By the sound I understood that the guy with the camera stood up from the chair, came out of a row of seats, and began to descend to the exit. I am so curious about what will happen next, even forgot about the movie :) The guy went out into the hall, went down somewhere, I look - he goes to the toilet. I think fucking... further is even more interesting. This guy approached the pissuar, apparently placed the camera in the curta (what the nichren became unseen). The sound of the stream was clearly heard... I am a shit in general - in trance just from this development of events. I have forgotten about the movie, I think it will be next. And he, as in nothing, returned to his place, put the camera on the front seat, and continued to film.

One day in a trolleybus I heard a dialogue:
The elderly woman complains, “Oh, we’re already so old.
Grandfather next to me: Yeah, you are what? Fuck you and fuck you.

taken from spectra-club.ru
Subject - Solution of Problem

xxx - who was struggling with some incomprehensible sound from the passenger at the pit?
YYY - I have been confronted. At the pit from the passenger side was a sound of the type of this: "Yep... your...at...bla...ne...dr...ve...sh..." :D

Russia will create a military block of seven former Soviet countries.

Okay well! We will build our NATO with blackjack and prostitutes!

by KENN:
They are. Mother shampoo brought "dry scalp". It says - "Dray Scalp, scutty!".))))

I’m going to the metro today. Situation is this:
At the station Kyivskaya Filevskaya branch after everyone has to go out, a dog enters the car. She stood, stood, and when the train touched, she got on her seat, wrapped a cookie there and began to sleep. But the fun was later. When the train reached Arbatskaya, the doors opened, the dog continues to sleep peacefully. Then the voice announced "Arbatskaya Station", the dog immediately wakes up, jumps up and runs out.
You are talking animals. I almost slept out of the station.)

I worked in a government office a few years ago. And I sat in the office together with a girl who was constantly going to the people to submit some reports. Then a woman comes in and asks:
Who is Elena Stanislavovna?
Spotting the baldness and scratching the three-day scratch on the beard, I found nothing to answer. But Elena Stanislawovna was delighted, with a serious look, touching me with a finger and saying, - he!

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Flash is
Vintage, Loneliness of Love

Shutnikn
for the song

Shutnikn
The small stripes enter the cells.

Shutnikn
This is a pork chain.

Valer00n
In Cambridge, an unknown man threw a shoe at a Chinese prime minister

Valer00n
and carried. The third world war will not be a nuclear war, but a shoe war.

Ladies and gentlemen of St. Petersburg who traveled today at about 18.15 p.m. by bus 178 from the subway academic and to the ring towards the carousel.
Return to HP. A bit squeezed. Even the city is indicated. Preferably with Sims.
for a reward.
The numbers on the phone are very important.
Tagged as admin.

Don’t reveal secrets to friends, because they have their friends.

http://users.livejournal.com/vba_/43564.html



Rational Behavior of Animals in a Scientific Environment



I watched a popular video with a puppy and thought about how often animals

They behave humanly. Even better than people. More reasonably, in

In any case.



I already wrote once that we had a tradition in the Moscow laboratory.

Take a cat from Vivaldi. First, it is nice to save from death at least one.

Secondly, it’s nice when there’s always someone in the right place.

Location of Spirit. It was the time of the crazy popularity of the film.

Carlson, so the cat was named, of course, Matilda, by home -

by Motta.



We didn’t let Motya out on the street, so that she’t get stuck again by the livemakers.

However, many biologists know that a cat needs to write and tick. Writing

Motha in the shell, but we didn’t blame her for it, because it was the same.

In the evening, our laborant Rabil did (despite all the warnings)

to do so). Where she went, nobody knew. Yes, to be honest,

Were we not so clever in mind to fight for this revelation?

The secrets. I don’t see any shit, thank God.



It happened that a few months after the incarnation of Matilda

The chief decided to arrange a grand review of our scientific results.

Everyone was ordered to appear not only with tables and charts, but also with

The original tape of autographers. Each of us gathered this.

primary material, and suddenly from the corner where the scientific table was located

The officer of Leonid Grigoryevich, terrible, tragic screams were heard. We are

All immediately fled and found Leonid Grigorievich in the state of groggy.



It turns out that Matilda has long used a statue as a toilet

film with the results of the works of Leonid Grigoryevich She immediately realized that

He is the only one who does not analyze his results.

that he does not care about them, but just folds the tape on the floor in a stack, not

Giving them no attention. However, the precautionary cat did not become

just hurt the tapes, and the nails cut off the pieces on the perforation, and

Picking on them, she grabbed the paper and wrapped it into pounds. The fountains

These with the content she caught deep under Leonid’s laboratory closet.

of Grigoryevich.



Where is Motka? Where is this shit? Revel Leonid Grigoryevich, sadly

And the heavens, if they are righteous,

It didn’t even smell. But the clever bastard has long been hiding in someone.

Underground, and what could she change, even if she wanted?



I must say, we experienced mixed feelings, not knowing whose side.

into this conflict. Our engineer Vladimir

Nikolayevich arrived at the scene a little late.



“Lene,” he said, “I’ve told you long ago that your results...

by Fuck. Look at them again and you will see that I am right.



I remember this case left to me and to the other scientists.

Some selfish and warm feelings. It is good that Matilda

I did not choose you as the most impotent and lazy. Good word and

The cat is pleasant.

Nothing signals such problems in society as rallies.

support of the government.

I talk to a friend (P):
Q: I can't sleep again, I got up today, my eyes red, until I poured the visin and the ice didn't hold, I wasn't like a man!%(
I: Why don’t you sleep at night?
Q: I am withdrawing for a month of abstinence!))))
I: O_O
So you were silent, I would come, help cope with this illness!and ;)
P is?? to
A stupid man!!I didn’t have a compa for a month!! I’m going to lose me at night!And the next day, when I come back from work!...and I don’t get out of the house at all, I enjoy the charms of civilization in the face of the computer!)))
I am : ((
Q: Although in the way you talked about, I already have 4 months of abstinence... well where were you before with your offer while I lived without a comp?????? It’s not up to you, forgive me.: r
I : T_T

Russia again cut off the aska - so let it not work for everyone!!!! to

ping -t -n 5000 -a login.icq.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a login.oscar.aol.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a icq.mirabilis.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a ibucp-vip-d.blue.aol.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a ibucp-vip-m.blue.aol.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a bucp2-vip-m.blue.aol.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a bucp-m08.blue.aol.com
ping -t -n 5000 -a 205.188.153.98
ping -t -n 5000 -a 64.12.161.153

Why should we alone suffer? Let all the users of ASKA suffer!! This list includes all the servers through which the client connects to the icq server. If we drop them down, the aska won’t work anywhere, not just here.
Odmin cat shredder huiase o_o

moderator: The user bar that you/you put out for the competition for February will be uploaded to the site in January, or you(s) will resell(s) the competition or you(s) will put another on the competition.

XXX: Thank you for warning you. Your information(s) seemed useful to me. And I rejoice.

Moderators: I/We roll under the table

The memorial!
People!When logging into websites under the login "qwerty" do not forget to log out of this account before leaving the site!

by K

She is SaaS! I have a virus! ( by
I just installed an antivirus. Do you use them?
She is Haya. You can’t see it :'(
and hm. What does this virus do?
[she] constantly opens a window of something and downloads something from the inuit... and then writes "virus bases updated"! Will you remove him?
He is not. This is a beneficial bifidobacterium, do not hurt it.

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Here is! More such quotes in the spirit of a good tsar. And not that new ridiculous (in 90% of cases) UG, once invented, in addition to people with a short sense of humor, exaggerated stress and underestimated mental abilities.

Firstly, it’s an aesthetic topic, secondly, there is a dumb blonde in mind, thirdly, a man, apparently having something to do with compasses, and so on, because the defacka addressed him from the computer. The problems, in-fourth, finally, - a light, funny straw, understandable as the former Aitishnjeg and near Aitishnjeg, and ordinary users, and, note, without any "the audience was lying / under fire / from the back / the bus was lying on the asphalt " in the end) and no catchers and Oo. and amine.

22:31:50] Mu3a: I have already found a guy close to me in spirit..but he lives in Volgograd.
[22:32:28] Encento: and I found a girlfriend close in all respects, but she's a bass guitar, too trouble))