I worked on public transportation today.
There was a cute girl in front of me. I decided to play a little with her. I noticed that she turned her gaze at me from time to time. I decided to look her in the eyes without any emotion. At first we just looked at each other. Then she became apparently nervous, embarrassed, smiling, and I stood and looked without possessions. At the end of the day, I received a mail and her mobile phone number.

The C Forum:
In this country in order to live normally in no case can get a higher education - otherwise the roof will eat from the mismatch of healthy ideas with realities in the rush.

xxx > All woven out of sunlight, from caress, affection and sweetness. The source of inspiration for the poet... and I, the fool, forgot the condoms.

What is the name of the sport, when do you jump from the roof?
and Suicide.
Wimbled©

According to motives:

Jyzi (09:10:32 24/08/2007)
The devil from 5 years behind the comp, and the current of the day understood that the pages of the mono scroll the gap 0_o
I’ve been 20 years old, and I’ve started to scratch. I also found out today.
So many of us?
Jyzi (09:10:57 24/08/2007)
I also found out what I know, oh.
Sergey (09:11:13 24/08/2007)
Same as!
Sergey (09:11:38 24/08/2007)
A shift, a gap in the reverse.
Drone
I’ve been sitting behind the compass for 10 years... I’m in Ah.E. O_O

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We are getting more and more!!:D

I call the girl I liked to invite her to walk with the "resulting" consequences:

Hi to you! Go for a walk today?
Hi, and who is it?
Did not know? I will be rich. This is Sasha
Sasha... a rich man? Send it!! to

South: My cat was very diligent in buriing the shit in the bowl when he wandered past the pot in the toilet. From the point of view of evolution, in 1000 years, cats will have to learn to lay the shit with tiles. And after another 1000 place the tile straight (by level) and get in color. By 4009, cats will surpass Moldova in development.

...
XXX: so I understood you... Do not touch anything in the house!!! Don’t go out, don’t call anyone!! Drink a sedative - I will come - I will bring a circular, we will spray it, break it up in bags and take it away to the garbage as it gets dark, so as not to burn.
XXX: Sorry is not that chat

YYYY
emo girl, a metal guy in a bowl and all the business, a couple of other incomprehensible types and pins are pinning the ball.

YYYY
The end of the world is near?

XXX is
Day of Youth Solidarity

Collective
Find out what is better than the old one.

Luckyboy
It is a German and a Fiat-Kakaška.

Collective
You, fucking, a lawyer with such logic to work! The defendant is innocent because the prosecutor is a pirate.

Luckyboy
The whole cabinet looked at me as a fool, I didn’t hold back and cried out in a full voice!!!!!!!! to

I lie sick in the bed, I hear an upset female whisper on the balcony. Something fell down (a glass ashes, as it turned out), whispering an octave down and up (the tear connected...) a cat with smoking menthol smoke in his teeth will crash into me and try to find refuge by buriing in the blankets. He plunges under the blanket, burns me, gets a pinch, and, flying into the wall by a hollow bow, looks at the puddle with resentment and sadness. At the moment when the cat is already landing, the look promises me that he has hidden a slight sadness on me, the wife breaks and after screaming: "Do not spoil the skin, he is mine!" - they both hide somewhere there. I look at the thermometer - 39... And if there was a boy... (c)

and Lech:
Let us meet? Do you have an idol man?? to

by Nata:
Yes of course. The first is to be able to drop 3 liters of strawberries at a time, the second is to be able to say with a loud voice - I am the world's sweetest drive with a motorcycle, and the third, the most important thing is to put me on my neck and at least a couple of circles around the luster.

and Lech:
Contact removed itself.

The law of public transportation in the summer period: Any, even standing first in the line, grandmother at the entrance of the marching car must sit on the place where it blows from the window / openings, and must close the last, because she, you see, scuco, everywhere.

From French Fashion:

Ignoring the strict dress code of the Paris offices can only mean that the system administrator is a mysterious person in the IT world who lives in a different dimension. He can wear a fatty tail and not pay attention to the smelling fresh haircuts of users of "his" computer park. Only he can sleep at work, wear scratched jeans, a lengthy sweater, tattoos, metal chains... A lot! Even smoking at work, despite the fact that since January 2, 2008 in France, smoking is prohibited by law in premises, public places and even in English pubs.

thx (12:59:36 5/05/2009)
I have a kindergarten surprise.
thx (12:59:41 5/05/2009)
The excavator
thx (12:59:57 5/05/2009)
I’m going to write a diploma or play an excavator.

If you call a woman a fool, don’t be surprised if she changes you tomorrow.

X is
I was sick and drank tea with honey.
and
Young, milk still ugly warm drink
X is
I have no milk.
and
You’re lucky, it’s very bad.
X is
I have NRA.
X is
I can drink with oil.
and
They can drink milk and oil, and as it passes, they are disgusted to see in their mouth to take such...

clublife_rus1 (15:55:13 4/05/2009)
Do you know what is the most common question people have when they leave for work?

IvanN/bootch (15:56:36 4/05/2009)
What fucking stuff are you eating on my table?

clublife_rus1 (15:57:13 4/05/2009)
No, what kind of password I had!?...

Fuck, it was a big mistake to squeeze the tiny piece that fell between the keyboards.
I haven’t eaten so much shit yet.

Chatte (09:29:02 4/05/2009)
Does your father know that you will get married in 4 months?
Zaland (09:29:13 4/05/2009)
NOA
Zaland (09:29:19 4/05/2009)
I will tell you on September 1. The Day of Knowledge