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Were there many parents at the meeting?

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I don't know, I only got puzzles from all the news :)

Choosing the Director of Course
X1: Who is better to take the course?
x2: the one who appears more often can be easily found and is desirable to know you in the face))
X1: a buffet girl?
x2: )))))))

From one TV show:
Madonna’s new lover has a tattoo on his back. It’s probably because she, having hundreds of boys, didn’t know his name during the fun.
Do you really think Madonna is behind?

To the citations:

47109 (saved 2009-02-10 at 19:10)
Do you want to know how you kill normal girls?
I will tell you!............
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And then, you girls, say you have logic? How many times have I fought with my girlfriend for this! ......................

Let’s find out who has logic and who doesn’t.! to
End your debate!
If the quote does not contain humor, then do not throw it on this site.

I, the horse, understand that I am not doing better now, leaving comments to such quotes.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry you’ve gotten overwhelmed.
Plus, if these "correspondences" also hit you.

A person averages 70 grams of strawberries (if it is cooked it will swell :)), we take 100 grams, and if he will eat 3 times a day, then for a month about 9 kg of strawberries is necessary for a person, we take 10, considering that 1 kg of strawberries is worth 35 rubles, 10 kg * 35 rubles = 350 rubles, the result - a month you can live on 350 rubles, + 50 rubles will remain, for example, on salt / sugar / butter for flour :), this is only interesting to look at a person who from day to day eats strawberries for a month...
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Go off with these bills! Do not let God the government read - the salary of all Russia will be recounted!

The boys who in their childhood had an Aztec leopard hat, gloves on rubber and a Red Plasma Horse on wheels.

And you remember there was such a blue dirt on which the monk was turning, but the bearing was clogged with dust. The disk lived under the couch, and throw out the pity? And there was a super car with pedals and a set of iron dancers-blowers made of pieces of iron - well, it was very painful to kick them!

And you are the generation of pepsi, up to 95 wins.

Z is. And the very first soda - "Hershi-Cola - taste the taste of victory!"

Shampoo advertising is not false. I used a hair shampoo for about a month, instead of foam for baths and indeed - my hair on my legs became more voluminous and purple!

I warn you in advance: go naked with your Saint Valentine.

Natsu

Do you remember Vietnamese cakes?
The knee of children?
Table hockey with a blatant neighbor?
God, let me remember what year is this?
And remember those woven gloves, yes, on the rubber of old pants,
Our Happy Parents
...Gagarine...Harlamov...Blochin...Morgunov...
You remember, we chewed gum for a week,
Put it in the refrigerator at night?
Do you remember the eagle? This was great!!! to
He was destroyed before our children lived.
Do you remember the old school courtyard?
And the first, with a night in tents, a walk?
And you remember, we decided to kiss...
God let me remember what year is this?
So, if you remember, go out of your soul!
What kind of Europe, America, LA? A “unhappy childhood”? – is
Go to Fig.
You will no longer be happy...

Conversation by SMS.
She - well what you are doing. You are late for half an hour.
I’m sorry, my mom arrested me. had to help. I will soon!
She is OK. Do not lie?
I swear by him that he is not a liar.
She can throw anything out of her. I’ve been watching for half an hour, my dear, how you kill some devils in your compass.
He is fucking...

and Tiffy:
I slept with these little ones.

and Tiffy:
I’ve been in my ass all night.

jiyuu: it’s a pipe, we guys are either already busy or full of loops :'(
Hex: Ol, I’m free at all, if I...
Jiyuu: See also above

My husband and I always have trouble going to the pharmacy.
- Hello, you can pack a pack of condoms and a pad (for a grandmother who can't get to the toilet by herself).

or

Can I get 4 packs of bandages and condoms?

or

- Good night, can I have ice caine (anesthetic), 2 syringes and a pack of condoms?

I feel that soon in the pharmacy we will be considered maniacs.

Yai_feia (11:54:52 11/02/2009)
All of the office is rugged!!! to
We got electricity that came from China with batteries, so there on each box is written: "Dahua battery"

Fuck, we’re all day...I come home, I want to rest and read funny quotes, not morally instructive and fucking everything!They fall!
Talk about life in the kitchen.

I know nobody plays...

Zhenya from Peter (in the car) who bought a Nokia e71 from me on February 10 - I forgot to put a charger in the set. Call me, I don’t have your number. and married. (Take a look at the "Best"

Dear citizens of my heart, Russians, Slavs! in advance, I sincerely apologize that the quote is not funny, but this is the most massive smith in the runnet!(responses of myself, I got drunk and fucked 20 bodies are not accepted), and really proud?because looking at society I am surprised, fellowship and cohesion.like wolves for a piece of meat...this is our country,our,where we live,I don't know how you,but I don't want to give it to scratch!young people build ideals with club addicts and drunk fun weekends,every year,more dumb and dumb,and ideals,drunk,dumb,to tell how you hit the instance or over somebody dumbed!we build ourselves and break the ideals and relationships,I was witnessing,as in the hospital man,when the doctors went badly to help people 40 minutes, I walked quietly,so masculine, and I...the

I go to nightclubs for 7 years - no one has offered me methamphetamine there.

The born will not fly.
When you go to clubs, do not forget to take off the police shirt.

Viskla: At the universe today was the Aztec lot. Concert on Valentine’s Day.
The rector sits... all the dean sits... the predecessors and so on.
There is a small competition between performances. 4 spectators, divided into two teams.
The task: to name as many famous romantic couples as possible - symbols of eternal love.
They are called and called. "Kate and Leo, Tristan and Isolde.....and td".
In one couple is a real blonde (by IQ level)... stands silent... suddenly in her eyes appears a spark of enlightenment and she breaks out the microphone of the partner to the whole hall stating: Ivan Tsarevich and the Grey Wolf - a dumb second two silences and everyone starts to slip under the chairs - she sees that the thing is not in order and running - And with them Elena Beautiful.
Viskla: Here the fantasy included all =)

A real story... a case on a pair of military training.
Prep: in the event of a nuclear explosion, you need to lie with your feet in its side, so that you can see where the eggs will fly.
Student: Yeah, it’s better to look at the explosion, but it’s the last time.