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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13425
 05.01.2009
How is it right: double or double?
Probably two.
You have a double, but you have a double. :D

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №13424
 05.01.2009
I remember when I was young, hot. On the street New Year's frosts, -15 Celsius, and I have a mini leopard jacket to cover my ass, socks in the grid and autumn lacquery.
Another top under the breasts and the shirt is of course low on the hips.
And a little bit short, so that the whole explanation is naked... эх... classic...
You go on the spikes on the ice, all such a beauty, and most importantly, it wasn’t cold!
And now you straighten the ski pants, under them warm socks, winter shoes on a stable foot, top a maid, two sweaters, a jacket, a hat and you go fucking frozen at minus seven!!! to

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №13423
 05.01.2009
There is evidence that it is evil.
1) He makes you hate Bill Gates, even if people don’t know who he is.
2) It causes unhealthy irritation to the text written through the caps.
3) He causes a complete lack of emotion if a friend told you a joke.
4) He does not let go to sleep until 3 o'clock at night, even if he is already waking up at 5 o'clock.
It makes not love the Ukrainians, Ukraine and their president.
6) Teaches you somehow deliberately to send a girl off if she is trying to get to know through the ASU. Maybe there would be love.
All the babies are stupid. It has been proven many times.
8) It shows the hoppies are incredibly funny, but in fact they are not funny and fight.
The list can be continued to an infinite, and you will love Caps.

People

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №13422
 05.01.2009
xx> in our forum on the topic "what to prepare for the new year" erupted a caliphate between lovers of olive and its haters. The latter cheat the first for banality and lack of imagination with the brains, and the first denounce the latter for disrespect for traditions.
Yy> and who wins?
xh> wins as always the moderator

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №13421
 05.01.2009
...when a girl at a Russian lesson says that “liberate” is substantial... and I think it’s already a diagnosis
_________________________________________________________

Knowledge of Russian language:
" to release" is substantial. and a glossary - "square".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13420
 04.01.2009
<AiFiLTr0> say that from the new year, the official WoW client will be distributed in syringes and will not require the presence of a computer

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №13419
 04.01.2009
I would like to wish everyone good luck with your second half and more gray matter, as well as that your second half is engaged in love with you as often as possible and as rarely as possible with your sulfuric matter.

(C)Sexpert_JIM.reps.ru

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №13418
 04.01.2009
PainKiller: I like to go to the bath in the winter.
PainKiller: You get out of the steam to the street, and run around the asphalt.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13417
 04.01.2009
The people! You are fucking! We are not bots, we just know how to hide!
With respect, Odin Basha!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №13416
 04.01.2009
01.01.09 to 16-00
Consciousness resounded with Aztec pain in the head, realizing that he was drunk on the eve. I automatically turn on the TV and at the same time! Take a vertical position.
And here is Gosos dictionary from the publicity of diapers - you are surprised. You suddenly realize that your fingers and legs help you move.
He fell on the bed again and did not get up for a long time. (c)hax

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13415
 04.01.2009
Experimentally, it has been observed that the strongest polyethylene is on the packaging of condoms.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №13414
 04.01.2009
In the style of Mayakovsky

A person who does not wish
In the Abyss
go in,
The only one who reads,
Pythagoras such
I can cry,
It is clear why:
Trying
Over the Quotation
He does not desire anything,
So I think we are all here.
He is fucking
Friendly
We send!
c) by Jinjer

(If you want to fulfill the call that sounded in the poem, then just press "+", your signal will be transmitted to a special service, which will automatically transmit the voice message to the recipient (i.e. to whom you want to send to the cock.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №13413
 04.01.2009
Only the Russians can scream at every corner that only the Russians can.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №13412
 04.01.2009
I am on the third tram route. As usual, it is a battle. We approach the stop "Pokrovskie gates" - the place is quite narrow, so cars go on the tramways. One of the cars stalled on the tram routes and does not allow it to pass. We are standing for a long time and the people are worried, and the back of the car is worried more than the front, because it is not visible, which is why the delay. The driver opens the door - the hallway begins. From a minute all this continues, after which the driver says, "Well, there are men in the cabin? Help push the car.A couple of men come out of the front door and start pushing the car. At this time, there are screams from behind the tram: "Chef, gaze! Let’s go, guys, they crashed!" It turns out a few men came out of the back door and started pushing the tram.
The front part of the tram for a long time could not understand why the rear floor bends from laughter.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №13411
 04.01.2009
XXX: Is it like you?? to
ZZZ: Hello
Tagged with: Anton
XXX: Not the government?? to
zzz: don't scare me so I opened the passport with shaking hands, it turned out to be Anton

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №13410
 04.01.2009
XXX: Do you look at it?
YYY: No O_O
XXX: Don't Chase Me
Where did I burn?
xxx: well obviously you have a miranda, with a plugin, that in the status shows what you are looking at and here is what content can be a file called bigassteen18 size 700 MB?)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Say goodbye to you ? ? ? ? ? ?
Fuck the nick!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №13409
 04.01.2009
[01-01, 15:55] Dionysos
I feel like a bourgeois.
[01-01, 15:55] Dionysos
I sit down - I eat butter with ink
[01-01, 15:56] by Dieter
I drink champagne from a cup.
[01-01, 15:56] by Dieter
New Year's Concert of the Vienna Orchestra of Culture
[01-01, 15:57] by Dieter
Defeated Proletariat

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №13408
 04.01.2009
From the 31st to the 1st, having walked around the center, he decided to take a gas balloon pistol and drink half the banks. I crawled, I went home, I wrapped up in the arch.
I'm going to go out - on the sidewalk go 2 defks with a small on the trailer, the small pistol is like this, the pistols chew. And the little oret: “Ma-Ma, I’ll get into that bottle!” And it targets... and here I am propelled, in the arch a thunder, I can't see, a gun from under the jacket, a correction so as not to hit, a silent "tuff" from Walter with a mouthpiece merges with a ringing click of the piston. The bottle flies out beautifully, straight like in advertising! The child is delighted, but these kinds of haunted faces, such as those of the girls, I have not seen for a long time!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №13407
 04.01.2009
XXX: Damn, December 31 is an official working day. I am fucking. I go, therefore, like a fool to work, in the electric car - empty, I go in the subway - quiet and quiet, like at night in a museum. I am one of the first to work. I went to work on the 31st. I want like everything!
YYY: Yes, they have all been fired.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №13406
 04.01.2009
I watched the first channel on New Year’s Eve... and I realized how good it is that it’s only once a year.

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