[22:33:24] <xxx> How old are you?
[22:33:31] <yyy> 16
[22:33:51] <yyy> What is wrong
[22:34:10] <xxx> your grammar for all 8 years
[22:34:33] <yyy> Bistro in anxiety writing
[22:34:50] <yyy> I do not notice mistakes
[22:35:08] <yyy>

Tired of! The cry of a woman's soul - tired of being a girl Tired of monthly haircut and hair coloring. Correction and coloring of the eyebrows. Colour of scratches. Depilation in all places. Manicure and pedicure (removal of the cuticula, slicing, base under the lacquer, lacquer, fixer of the lacquer). Tired of body scrub, body cream, body spray and deodorant every morning. Cream for softness. Daily hair cleaning. and makeup. and blaaaah. Pen for washing, tonic, face cream, base for makeup, tonal cream, powder, consiler, gel for eyelids, body for eyelids, pencil for eyelids, shadows for eyelids, pencil for eyelids, brush for eyelids, balsam for lips, mask, ruby... Every day! I am tired!! Masks for the face. Masks for hair. Masks under the eyes. Masks for the body. The cables. The Shirts. The ghosts. The columns. and strings. Menstruation is tired too.

In the Automotive Forum:

<guest>: What is it that shakes up when you put a car in the slope, similar to ABS? No brakes at this time. It looks like it is crashing from behind...

<Pers240>: the point?! to

The morning. I warm my car and smoke. Two bombs around the mowing are forged. Monik CRT 15", the body - all got... Dialogue:
1st and all. Food is left.
2nd Michael has a transfer. The window in the basement - "Michalych! Give it 220..."). The hand is lifted with the transfer. It includes... WinXP...
1st In.. there are a few points... It’s golden – they don’t let go, it’s what? Open... There is...

We have an interesting country and people live in it.

Blythe... you saw my photo.
Don’t worry, I almost imagined you.
and yes? And what coincided?
Number of eyes

In the morning, my mother burned: I pushed the fissure thickness in the bag in the morning, the nibble does not climb, my mom fits, folds carefully (the sizes diminish twice), quietly puts it in the bag and says: "The girls must already squeeze, and he can't squeeze the thickness." O_O

The Employee (15:00:18)
It is urgent!! Come to Natalia. My computer is off!!! to

I am (15:00:56)
What motivated your disconnection?

The Employee (15:01:33)
She put a flash in her ass!! to

In the morning to work. The foot hurt. The elevator does not work again. He barely descended from the 13th floor on one leg. He was irritated. I call the dispatcher and ask if they are recording the applications. The answer is "Yes". I asked to write that the director of the JEC is a pid0pac. And they answer me that from our arrival a request has already been made.

All of you have come up with your calls. "Admines, do not publish, do not publish it..." "People, let us not write about it, about it...""and here while you sit here your ass wipe there is a rally / war / disagreement..." " put a plus quote or no one will know about this shit..."
Bachelor is dying for you! This is a citation! Quotes are published here! Funny quotes! And with your calls go to other sites dedicated to the topic that interests you. There will be a lot more people here than here.
Sorry it hurt.
What is there... Odmin, cat, shredder, hoyace, o_o

DayFan
Heal me from the session.
by Kiiru
What symptoms?
DayFan
Mean is constantly chasing the feeling of shit.

Young and green.
It’s sad to read your jokes about the future dads, and about the horror of two stripes.
You will grow up someday. And you’ll be waiting for these two stripes from your beloved. Once in a while, you will be waiting with hope...

I sit with the boss, flying the computer from viruses.
The boss is wild, sitting next to him and long does not dare to drink a glass of vodka.
Here an employee comes in and begins to complain to the IT department,... said they have blocked access to the desired sites, it is impossible to work, they probably go all day on porn sites, etc.
The leader, listening to the speech, said:
- Fuck, Lena, you are so beautiful that no one is fucking fuck you.

And you once had such a chip, when a neighbor below the floor plays a sage, or dendy, and you turn on a telecast, and she there can see how he plays in dancing there or in Mario. And when it happens not always, so once in a while

Conversation with an ex.
The former:
Have you quit smoking?
I am :
and yes.
And to drink?
and abandoned.
And to fuck?
No, I did not fuck.
I thought I would give you a rubber doll.
No need to come back to me!

She: I'm tired of your games endless... next time I'll remove the counter and the wire I'll cut off the internet
He: Well sheep, leave the thread at least...
She: Will you go with me to Bilan?
The Ruby Wire...

Sphnx

It is not only Gazprom that cannot get money from Ukraine. Somali pirates have already paid for international negotiations.

I have already rushed! Leave the ASCII. Here is phone.
8-901-313-57-45. Take the flash, you fool.

My husband loves to lie in the bathroom and often falls asleep there.First I worried, I woke him up...And one day the water dropped, the light turned off and went to bed.
Husband’s memories: Woke up, thought in the morge: dark, cold, the tube on the leg talks (chain).The sensation is upset!Adrenaline flows from the ears!"

Life is the same movie, only at the end the light does not turn on.

Hassle...

Everyone will agree that dogs know when to go for a walk with them. They

They study our pre-going actions and... instinct is developed.

My dogs are no dumber than others, he knows too. When I perform completely

unnecessary, from his point of view, the ritual of drinking coffee in the morning or tea in the evening he

He sits on the stand humbly, but when I go into the hallway and take the Guide, he

He begins to whisper...

This afternoon, at absolutely out-of-time, I went to the hallway.

Looking at the calendar, I thought about something completely different. Or about the third.

The dog began to whisper. I immediately took the guide and dressed it.

An instinct was developed.

In general, I had to go for a walk... the dogs of Pavlov... the owner of Pavlov...