..::Andreas :..
Is it Police Day today?

Vasya Rogaff
I don't know, turn on the first channel, if Gazmanov sings - it means today.

..::Andreas :..
He thought about it, he didn’t sing.

Vasya Rogaff
At least I broke.

To the quote.

I live in the village.
When the vodka is brought to the selfie, Mitrić huts on a piece of rail.
When the gatherings of the payoffers are called, Mitrić is cheering on a piece of rail.
To work, I wake up under the National Anthem of Russia from a radio station in the bay.
I fucked your cell phone in my mouth.

To write this, you need to have a computer with an operating device, a browser and the Internet. Although, I think that when something interesting is laid out in the village grid, Mitrić again hits a piece of rail.

Offler from Reviews:
"Especially, the story of the Ukrainian actress, which in already 3 films in a row nobody gives: neither hitman, nor max payne, nor bond..."

x_nox_x : :D
x_nox_x: none of them have seen. and :)
Offler: Grit in the hitman like it started giving, but the shooting began
x_nox_x : :D
Offler: That’s okay, without an orgasm aunt goes %)
x_nox_x: the poor
Offler: This symbolizes that Ukraine is not taken into NATO
x_Nox_x : :D :D :D :D

I tried to explain to one "woman" the advantage of the LCD monitor, but was beat by the response phrase: "We had a LCD monitor. We somehow turned off the light, so we put a candle next to the monitor on the table, so the monitor burned, so it is much worse than the lamp.

From the news tape

In Minsk will be held a race for children up to 11 months of age.
Today is World Day to Prevent Violence Against Children.

xxx: how do you think it is worth to put the line in the resume "0,5 liters of beer - 12 seconds"!!!?))

Yes to the hobby section

The girls! Do not buy jeans with low waist. Or, if you’ve bought it, don’t stretch your jacket on the half-nailed pope every 10 steps.
It is not sexual. And not attractive. This is terribly funny!

The Mazda Forum:
Question: guys, please advise, which winter tire to put, driving mode 120 km / h in the city, 160-180 in the city.
Answer: Guy, you do not have to think about rubber, but about selecting valuable trees.

And when this teacher comes into the audience for the first time and says, “Hello. My name is Nikolai Vasilyevich", I say in a loud whisper:
and excellent. Easy to remember.
Someone next to me:
Why easy?
I am :
Just like Gogol.
So many surprised and sarcastic eyes have never looked at me before.)
Then, a couple of semesters later, there was still Anna Andreevna with us, but I have already scored some parallels)

What to cook for my husband?
I: give him the breast, let the milk soak.
She: And then I’ll ask him for new boots, and he’ll give me a member?and :-)

On a pair of BJD, the predecessor:
At the time of Ivan the Terrible, smokers were severely punished. Their ears and nose were cut off. Then they were sent to Siberia.
Vote from the last party:
K to who? The ears?? to

Andyzzz: We went to Slipknot yesterday, so the same gesture was not a concert, but like an Olympic grandmother approached everyone and asked if there was no extra ticket.
Miracle: Oh, youth wanted to remember

Now in Russia there are two iron bars - traffic jams and crisis.

What if a law was introduced that people under the age of 18 can not vote at the tower?

HHH
Not pregnant and not pregnant. But the fat became a pepper.
HHH
But happiness took care of itself.
HHH
So we actively lose weight, have sex 2 times a day, you can’t eat anything, and you can’t discard every day. Funnyly
HHH
No one has seen this effect before.
Bananas
and efficient?
Bananas
Have you jumped?
HHH
Until she dropped, she had sex.
Partner is weak.

The most futile feeling is the useless awareness of one’s own righteousness.

A dispute with a woman.

by Yuri Tatarkin

He came to Moscow for a visit from the United States.

I walk past St. October... There is a Negro, holding a sign:



I burned here!



And a solarium shooter. :)



PS In the United States would kill their own...

The Armenian Radio says:

Why are mother words replaced with gouts?

The Armenian Radio says:

It would be terrible if they did not. Imagine you are taking

A cell phone, instead of a whistle.

Emblin

Solipsism: Well now in the militants the president will be white
The Political Correctness

by Pippi =)
Here one person brought from Spain to colleagues Microsoft caps with the logo of Windows Server 2008R2.
The caps on the label have a unique code for registering caps on the Microsoft website %)

Probably, if you do not activate the cap within 30 days, it will automatically decrease by 3 sizes to prevent the wear on the head %))))))))))