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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №22708
 19.11.2009
xxx: African music
Xxx: I don’t understand a word, but fuck is so sad.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №22707
 19.11.2009
My younger brother, 8 years old, played an hour and a half in some shooting. It comes out because of the comp and with a serious appearance, it is necessary to grow up.
Now they sit on the floor with a girlfriend and play chess ordinary.
I am in shock.

[ + 221 - ] [17 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22706
 19.11.2009
Dear students, when we write that you don’t understand, it doesn’t mean you’re stupid.
That means what you do not understand!
You do not really understand:
What dendi (now) is better for us, because it’s our childhood (for whom it’s youth), you don’t understand, because you didn’t play, you don’t understand when someone approached and pulled out the power block at the last level, you don’t understand how we were really grateful for “other 15 minutes”, you don’t understand when we were looking for a new cartridge, (we couldn’t rewrite the games), and the neighbor had a counter 5th, we were forced to do lessons.
And you will never understand these moods, these emotions, this time in general!
You do not understand how we really were good when we bought a plombier, and if Eskimo, then it is a holiday in general! You don't understand that we walked to each other 2 km to call him for a walk because there were no mobile phones.
You don’t know anything about my childhood.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №22705
 19.11.2009
Hi, how are you doing?
Hello, it’s all chocolate :)
Q: What is so sad?
Yes, I put the cacao on the key :(

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №22704
 19.11.2009
And I know which country will remain without Russian gas in the winter.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №22703
 19.11.2009
I just tried the snail of which Seregu was feeding...Bla, the guy at the end of the day got strong...even the dog doesn’t eat, and he didn’t even swallow, it’s strange that after that he still called.

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №22702
 19.11.2009
The UG.

The anecdote.

Tolstoy man was sentenced to death on an electric chair, and he doesn't get into it... They sat on a diet - he recovered by 10 kg. They started to give only bread and water - 10 kg added. One water, one more
10 kg. They did not endure:
Why are you shit, don’t you lose that?? to
Motivation, you know not.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №22701
 19.11.2009
<nestle> michael boyarski gave a forecast of 0.1 defeat of our
<nestle> who he is after that
<@dts> channel

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №22700
 19.11.2009
Victoria: And I was ordered to go on a diet...He bites me at night crying or very sad
Volkodav: Vick, you give him a bone: he will not eat much, and in the morning you will wake up without a bite =)
The good one... He’ll beat me! Confused He woke up one night, smashed me, and so persuasively said, “Give me meat!”! to
I am not what meat, a bit of oak did not give.

[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22699
 19.11.2009
Something stunned when the matana teacher in the middle of the control declared that her hero is Dr. House, he is very cute and she wants to be like him O_o

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №22698
 19.11.2009
I’m going to sit down with the cat. He will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick – I will lick. He squeezed and started licking :(

What exactly does the author regret?! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №22697
 19.11.2009
Meeting on one forum))) topics forums

How to get sex on a first date 16-10-2009 17:20
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[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №22696
 19.11.2009
Dasha: Freud’s first work was on the topic of sexual reproduction.

And then there was Ostapa.)

[ + 93 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22695
 19.11.2009
Girls, cute, well what you don’t want to go into engineers, in the specialty "Information Processing Systems Automation", we have a group of 24 sad men, 1 scared girl =(

[ + 99 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22694
 19.11.2009
It seems to me that the idea of introducing 10 ruble coins will collapse. I have a persistent feeling that I am not going to collect them alone instead of putting them back into circulation. They are so round, so beautiful, so valuable, my preelieieessssssssssss.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №22693
 19.11.2009
Today in the morning news talk about the benefits of the Internet for schoolchildren (about the possibility of learning through VEB-conferences, online encyclopedias and more). First grade girl says:
- We had a topic on natural science "The structure of the human body". A lot of this issue remains unclear to me, but I went to the Internet and learned so much interesting about this topic!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №22692
 19.11.2009
Prehistory is this:
My sister, well, a very clever girl, sat in the archives with documentation from the 16th to 18th centuries,
He issued today:
Remember the 16th century joke?

I remember it, milla!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №22691
 19.11.2009
Money is the sixth sense, without it you can’t use the other five.
(c) Somerset Moam "The burden of human passions"

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №22690
 19.11.2009
I didn’t have a week...Pizdez...I write to admin
Is it there with Innocent?
We do
I- and when this process will move to the stage "ura.bla paulchilo"?
CA- this stage was before the stage " fucking fucking that I did?" And it all burned up nahuy

[ + 47 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №22689
 19.11.2009
I don’t understand, it’s just that my cat doesn’t do anything funny.

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