The CEO brought an iPhone, he says that I can’t understand how he’s calling... I sat for 20 minutes in a duplicate, tapped on a pipet what smart phones... then a colleague came and said that it’s an iPad... I’ve never felt so dumb...

Silly: I look like I’m flying (((

BormaNN: The Cheese!!!!!! It is not me!!! to

Feng Shui: What am I?? to

Coooooper: I was protected

Silly: Beauty of the Frog

ArTi: Today I go home, I leave the subway, I go to the stop, there is a line of passengers, I go to the end of the line, I listen to music, I write text messages. I get up for a guy with a girl, the girl suspiciously looks at me, I don't pay attention, I write a text, remove my cell phone, the girl still looks at me, the guy her too. Here I watched before them the line ends meters for 2-3. And they just stand there saying goodbye...I stood with them for three minutes =)

I saw it all, but what would the slapped arzive with wood after unpacking become LESS...

Lokk
By the way, I discovered an amazing property in myself - it turns out, I know how to walk on the street and sincerely smile to people, and the smile itself climbs on the face.
Lokk
It is enough to just throw a combat F-1 in your hand.

A couple of sociologists:
Tatiana, go to the board.
Nothing that I am dressed?

I stood smoking near the entrance. There is not a local guy in the car, comes out calling the home phone. He is not answered for a long time and then removes the phone from there:
by Afro
He is confused, but confused:
– American
The door opens and the guy enters.

In Wikipedia, I picked up "cross..", flying out "coats". I look at it, I press. Redirect to "Kids" The first sentence I read was: "In no case should you confuse ceds with shoes..."

Damn, as the "Y" key on the keyboard began to fall, I remembered that there was also the "I" key.

DarKSoL (23:13:25 25/10/2008)
Constant breaks and speed for your money. Dialapa.net We are mocking you

A familiar doctor told, brought to them as if in an emergency, some bandage with a stroke, and that on the ground of a stroke, the shiza of pearl breaks out to treat itself does not and everything crumbles around. And the doctor just took the gun from his son's console for repair with him. not long thinking in the bag, the gun is enough and with the scream: "You will hit the creature, - I will go ", this pistol in the bag bandy...
That moment silenced, then complained to his wife that his doctor wanted to silence.

by kap
Oh, the thick

by kap
Fallout 3 is out.

by kap
Are you taking a vacation without content or are you getting fired?? to

I asked a friend to make a presentation for the military department. Time was not enough, he wrote:
Malvado
shorterly
Malvado
How do you think
Malvado
It will be appreciated by the military.
Malvado
If at the end of the presentation there will be a screen and music of dances?

from ZH
A normal work morning. I have to write a letter that I don’t want. I open "Write a letter", I sit and sound. Nothing at all. I write the first line with large fatty red letters:"That is not your fucking business!!!", I switch to the usual font and very politely reveal the meaning of the screaming message. I clean up the first line - voila! is ready.

Do you have a burning link? Look at the optical cable. Is there a point on the net? So there is a link, just the console is dead.

I did not go to "Admiral". I do not want very much.

I, you can say, grew up on old magazines such as “Modelist-Constructor” and similar ones, in which there were pictures of different tanks, ships, armored trains... On them was written “On Berlin!” and “For the Motherland!” and on some of them was written “Death of Kolchak!” and “Death of Kolchak!”

I pressed the button to close in the pop-up window with the advertisement... and it just CLOSED O_O Something is wrong here...

Yesterday on the radio heard Jean-Michel Jarr, jumped the thought that finally launched the radio Keygen FM )))

Only in Russia when sending a recruiter to the army to defend the Motherland can you wish him a happy service.

FatCat
You are the one who sleeps forever. :D
PIP
Apart from the night
PIP
Once it’s dark outside the window, I can’t sleep.
PIP
I try not to sleep at all, I come in pairs, and I sleep in pairs.
PIP
I fall asleep and do not sleep again at night.