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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №12020
 03.11.2008
Gobl1n
Andrei is burning.

Gobl1n
I get a message that you are writing something to me, and then nikoya doesn’t come.

DeepNightBird
I am ashamed of the type.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12019
 03.11.2008
I saw a quote in the abyss, like it will be a bad day. Odmin came shaved, in a white sweater.

We will vote for her not because she’s so funny, but because in this quote we see the rejection of the old tower.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12018
 03.11.2008
The cat gurgled... it was not possible to sleep... he came up with measures to counter the blasphemy: he began to squeeze the straw into the straw, now instead of crawling, the straw all night looking for a way out...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12017
 03.11.2008
After another meeting of co-founders of the project (not too financially successful)...
and oh. How stubborn they are. Everyone wants a thicker and more genuine member.
and AGA. And the most interesting thing, it gets. But not as I would like.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №12016
 03.11.2008
[15:43:27] <AlterEgo> magdalene and you have big breasts?
[15:44:51] <MagDaJIeHa> <AlterEgo> Is this all you care about?
[15:45:42] <AlterEgo> I am still concerned about the situation in Abkhazia and the financial crisis in Europe. But I doubt that you have enough brains to engage me in a controversy on this topic. So I’d rather talk to you about breasts. Nothing personal.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №12015
 03.11.2008
(=ZveRySHk@=)
Something in my ass hurts and my buttocks.
I do not even know why
Probably the hats.
The Lech:
Get them out of there xDDD

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12014
 03.11.2008
Our system administrator put all the girls on the keyboard on the Caps Lock button the office button with a needle up.
Andrei, if you are reading this, I am offended by your subtle insightful hint.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №12013
 03.11.2008
Are you with us in LA2?
YYY: Go ahead, fuck your la2
XXX Why? O_O
YYY: Yes... I think it’s a damaging game that you can’t jump in.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12012
 03.11.2008
I don't remember how the film was called, but the essence is this: the devaha in the mountains turned his finger, asks his comrades to turn it.) The big plan of the devachi and here the voice from the hall "Suka is not that finger!" The hall lay...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №12011
 03.11.2008
Requirements for personnel... I thought what these phrases mean and what the bosses really want from us.

Knowledge of PC is not stupid, shit!
Ability to work in a team – know how to tolerate all kinds of fools in the office, we tolerate it.
Communicability - the ability to inquire about the deal with the client, and at the same time not to inquire about the dismissal with the bosses!
The desire to earn – we don’t need to be too smart
Focus on the outcome – you’ll get puzzles if you don’t carry out the plan!!! to

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12010
 03.11.2008
Lady_Beltam ‎(20:11):
Cucumbers came home today.
Remove rubbish from ventilation in the kitchen.
Lady_Beltam ‎(20:11):
I don't know what the name of what they pulled out of the outlet.
Lady_Beltam ‎(20:12):
I think it is a stranger.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12009
 02.11.2008
My mother and I went for a walk in the forest. I have a photocopy in my hands. We observe the picture - a black wolf runs, a drummer orets, and around him a herd of goats. I kissed and let’s take a picture... Here the glass descends and such an unhappy face pronounces – Che, don’t you see goats?! to
While I thought about how to repent, Mom didn't get confused, he says, to talk for the first time. Wolverine went off so quickly.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12008
 02.11.2008
Chairman (00:37:48 29/10/2008)
We are so different

Dresden (00:37:55 29/10/2008)
We are still in the ass.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №12007
 02.11.2008
XXX: What is your name?
Tagged: oxy
Is it like Oksana?
yyy: no fucking, it is like disoxyribonucleic acid!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12006
 02.11.2008
The evening. Late night, chat in DC++, three guys try to stick to one girl in a shared chat
P1: Take a picture
P2: Take a picture
P3: Take a picture
D: dispersed
P1: Funny picture
D: Now you are yours.
P1 is ready
D: I jumped
P1: Eeee P2, P3 and you fuck my photo!? to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №12005
 02.11.2008
xxx: And I was in the office today while trying to understand where the cement went - I learned to make a piece of paper and started to play with it, then I started to sound it, and then I was burned (((((

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №12004
 02.11.2008
<Efrem> Valuev presses cockroaches with a glance
<Lex> the cockroaches push values with intelligence

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №12003
 02.11.2008
Unfortunately, flexibility is often reduced to flexibility.

Flexibility and principles of flexibility.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №12002
 02.11.2008
30.03 on the passing of the exam in history at school

Soviet times, question: "The Communist Party of the Soviet Union

This is one of the "Best Stories".



Also school, 10th grade, 80th year, exam in physics. Friendship with Physics.

The first question of the ticket is not known. I don’t know, but she now.

Go to answer. I advise her: "You first tell the second question, and

Explain the task, and on the first question they will ask you something.

Three will be released".

There are two uncles in the commission. People come out to the board, read the ticket number and

He begins to write the formula from the second question. Here comes the military, and

He begins to whisper about our students. Apparently the topic

and fascinating.

But professional learning takes its own, physics, with one eye cuts on

a board printed by firms and asks: "Ready? Let me tell you" humanity

Something is bubbling. Teachers keep talking about their own things. humanity

She finished answering and said: "On this question all". Physically, not

turning to the board, commands: "Okay, now prepare the second

The question"

A half-second pause, a man with a fly wipes out the answer and begins to write everything.

and again. Warrioruk leaves, the ladies turn satisfied to the board.

The second question is "The second question". He begins to ask the question.

for the second time. The class is waiting for the final. Final is four.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №12001
 02.11.2008
Show business news:

Phonogram Philip Kirkorov thought about a solo career.

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