I gathered here yesterday in the abandoned Hovrinsk hospital.
YYY: Is this where a lot of sectarians, hypocrites and people mysteriously disappear?? to
XXX: Yes
Q: Can I take your room?? to

How hard it is to live without a gun.
How hard it is to live without a brain.
He: Well you better know...

Only yesterday I understood what the real flu epidemic is. This is when standing in a huge row in the pharmacy, the man sneezed, and he was looked at THAT, that it would be better he broke.

Hi to you! My husband’s oral stimulation is NOT exciting, but it helps to fall asleep, I do it to him every night, like a sleep stick. And in order to fall asleep, I lick his penis and scrotum with my fingers, and in 5 minutes I cut off.

How they complement each other, beautiful!

"Children of the New Generation"

I’m in the bus, a girl and a boy are sitting behind me. As I learned from the conversation, it was a fifth.
My mom is absolutely irrational. This is the real female logic.
She turned off the internet because it is expensive, but for that endlessly buys me some clothes, feeds every day, gives money.
It would be better if she didn’t dress me, feed me, and don’t give me money for walking.

To argue with a woman is like playing chess with a monkey: you argue, you prove, mat in three moves, and then she catches and swallows your king and you are wrong.

Shram: I am proud of my nephew (2 years). It is burning:
I: If we go to the grandmothers?
K: Yes
I: Well come (in some trousers run)
She approaches my jeans, takes out the condom and says "everything"

I read the tape:

According to police, the robbery occurred around midnight. The woman was heading for a party in the city center when a man under eighty meters tall approached her in a purple Tinki-Winki costume. According to the local newspaper, shortly after the robbery, the police detained a man in a similar suit, but he was not the teleponder.

Crying... x

I understand everything, of course, but explain to me why on a pack of peanuts in a coconut glazure is painted an incomprehensible appearance of a bear, glittering with a huge shrimp in his hands.

*The chat entered <Alex_19cm>
<Alex_19cm> Hello to all! and ;)
*The chat entered <16Gb_operative>
<Alex_19cm> to <16GB_operative> fucking, you won!..

02:35 Malakhov with a plus
Natalia: Kalanchoe Kalanchoe, get out, sick!
Ryu to Ryu! Did you make the cologne yourself?
Natalia: yes, I’ll still come up with... cannabis cup, no pain, no fucking!!!! to
Tomorrow I will not go to school, tomorrow I will not go to school.
Elena: I will attach the acidic paste to the sick place!
Elena: so that the eyes are not scratched, let’s eat all the redis!
Drink every day, people fucking!! to
Natalia: so that the poop doesn’t run, let’s eat all the mochalo!
Natalia: each day we eat together worms grams and so two hundred!!! to
Ladies and gentlemen, don’t get old in your head!
Elena: to crack your eyebrows, eat unclean carrots
Natalya: To have more breasts, pour borst on them!
Elena: and also contains a potassium mixture of compot and feces!
Natalia: I can't do anything after the feces - only rust
A hairy leg? The curry will help you!! to
Natalya: hemorrhoids - no problem, just put the fuck in the ear!
If you do khe-khe, chew the seed in milk!
If you have a chilling voice, put your head in your socks!
Elena: smell the toilet cat will cough atta!

Fuck, no one gives me it! I will go to the army!
I don’t want to disappoint you, but in the army you won’t be allowed too!

XXX: Who are you?? to
See also Horoscope.)

There are no leaves...

Everyone writes about customers, I write about the seller.
I had to buy a regular thermometer for home use. Looking out the window and making sure that in the courtyard of the 21st century, it was decided to buy an electronic instead of mercury.
I go to the pharmacy and ask:
I: Do you have gradients?
Seller: (with the face of deepest regret) No, it’s all over...
I: (Sorry, but I do this based on life experience) There are absolutely no, neither mercury nor electronics?
Seller: Absolutely, all bought out, in the city an epidemic.
I: (I was already leaving) And how much did they cost?
Seller: Mercury - so much, and electronic (does half the turnover on the chair, gets the thermometer packed from the shelf, and under my stinking eye, calls it the price from the price list).
It is the half of trouble that the seller and the ear did not blink, there was more.
I lacked the electronic money. I asked what time they worked, the good lived in 5 minutes. I went home, took the necessary number of paper rectangles and went back to the pharmacy. I repeat, it all took from 5 to 10 minutes.
I: Please sell me an electronic thermometer.
There are no shops, we bought them all.
I: (I'm a stinker, ticking my finger on the box where the thermometer came from) You have a thermometer, sell it to me, please.
Seller: (As nothing happened) Yes, please He sells me a thermometer.

How is it possible...

Conversation with ASI:

I think I found it.)
2 in the meaning?
1: Yes, my aunt that I chose to write the diploma flew.)
2 from you?
Thank you, you showed that the situation could be much worse :) :)

The highest happiness is the opportunity to enjoy loneliness. by elips

A few years ago, a friend was flying from the United States to the Caribbean with local airlines. The white man in the room was alone. And the plane got into a terrible talk, almost crashed, eventually settled almost accidentally.
I ask him later:

What did you think of in those moments?

It will be easy to recognize me.

A girl of easy behavior is a girl who, from a moral and ethical point of view, treats sex as well as men.

May anyone who reads this message find great happiness in life and not repay with misfortune.

In Somalia, an attempt to hijack the plane failed: the passengers were better armed than the terrorists.)))