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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №1934
 23.02.2008
vesti.ru: "Swedish surgeons removed appendicitis through the mouth"
Who was there talking about the "gland through the ass"?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №1933
 23.02.2008
This is the PC, not the predecessor... we counted who would go to the board. In the end, he went on himself.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №1932
 23.02.2008
Paper can tolerate everything, even when it’s rubbed in the ass.

Andrei Andreev

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №1931
 23.02.2008
The acquaintances went to the car salon to choose the car and took it with them.

5 year old granddaughter. When she returned, the girl said with outrage.

and relatives:

There were three, you can imagine – three!!! (Showing on the fingers 3) red

The car! They bought a grey.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №1930
 23.02.2008
Every year on March 8, I give my wife the same, but very long-awaited one.

The Gift.

I take a tree.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1929
 22.02.2008
Jeff: This morning the fuck was
Phoenix 7: What Happened?
Jeff in Brief
Jeff: We don’t have light in the elevator, but we have light at the entrance.
Jeff: That is If you look in the elevator, you can’t see the NIFG.
PhoeniX-7: Gg) almost like us
Jeff: Well all the norm people when the elevator comes first try the foot if it is there at all) Or the naked mine)
Jeff: So is it.
Jeff: I live on the last floor (14)
Jeff: I have had a sore throat recently, and I have a voice like that.
I go in the elevator in the morning.
Jeff: He stops on one floor, a girl stands... Well, the doors opened, she squeezed a little... It goes so quietly, and tries with her leg if there is an elevator... And she doesn’t see me... Well I stretch that hand, I grab her for the sleeve and with a squeezed voice I say, “I’ve been waiting for you for a long time.”
Jeff: Fucking at that moment the screams of actresses from horror films seemed to be mouse screams

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1928
 22.02.2008
Leonid Novikov: Would you like it?
Allexedge: nou бат ай em goin to drink sam bir tunai
Leonid Novikov: bear out vodka - mania in the watercloset!
Allexedge: ай воз и з ватерклозет зыс дэй. I am a man.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1927
 22.02.2008
$kyn$: Today in the department burned
$kyn$: hanged on the stand a poster with the inscription "With the Day of the Defender of the Fatherland", and he took all the place
$kyn$: so the list of submitted to deduction for debts for the winter session hanged on the poster =)
$kyn$: all the guys immediately moved with debts.)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №1926
 22.02.2008
All right, I got it! You’ll get rid of them like the Swedes under the blanket!!!! to
Who is???? to
As young as 40 out of 60 leaves!!!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1925
 22.02.2008
The whole world is a scapegoat!
All women are ladies!
The sun is a ball that gives light.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1924
 22.02.2008
There is no more beautiful spectacle in the world than a movie about how children are made!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1923
 22.02.2008
Carroce went out for the juice. In front of the prosecutor’s office. There are always two hats around her. The prosecutors are constantly in charge of them. This is where I pass by. Standing these two penguins and fucks whispering fuck a melody from the bumer. One of them says you’re playing shit. Help the language. And on top, the guys smoke the prosecutors and collect snow from the window and fuck in the gaivers. At the same time, these devils turn around with the screams "no, stop what you do!"and continue to blow their shame. The Pizzac!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1922
 22.02.2008
Admin, well whisper, vote for quotes on Ajax, or steal to click the wheel, and then close the tabs!!! to
by MNID

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №1921
 22.02.2008
14.02.2007, Godob
Do you want to tell me anything?

14.02.2007, Lunaire
Do you want to hear something from me?

14.02.2007, Godob
I asked the first question and would like to wait for my answer first.

19.02.2008, Godob
I am still waiting!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1920
 22.02.2008
The 18-year-old puts all the cosmetics on the table.
Dad: You love them so much...You still cheat it all...
I stood next to him, and I decided not to think about it.
"that she is like a little, all suckles and in the mouth takes"
I will never forget my father’s look.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1919
 22.02.2008
<vizlyPuzly>We have two gardeners in the office: I and the chef.
<vizlyPuzly>In all types of pots and pots, such colorful flowers and shrubs grow!
<vizlyPuzly>And in my plates and cups such colorful
Mushroom and Mushroom.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №1918
 22.02.2008
Fancyfall
Why does nothing open up in me? and ((

AggyTM
You have a shit with the compound again :)

AggyTM
need to repair

AggyTM
Will you be paid again? )

Fancyfall
Which is not NRA? What are you, Ho?

AggyTM
No, I am not against)

Fancyfall
I’ll be drinking beer like everybody else before you.

AggyTM
Even beer is not bad.

Fancyfall
Oh yeah so?! to

AggyTM
The most interesting thing is that I get a beer.

AggyTM
and you

Fancyfall
Here is Nash!

aggyTM (17:58:57 14/02/2008)
This is life)

Fancyfall
No, even more interesting, I'll get a working computer, beer and you :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №1917
 22.02.2008
XHHH: Miklouha, throw, I seem to have a SMS spam bot made, he recognizes the numbers and letters in the picture.
Sit at home, I will come. I will kill you.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №1916
 22.02.2008
eidoss : The Knight (Simple) The Knight
Ch00k : лыцар - it is in Ukrainian
eidoss: This is an outdated popular name
eidoss: Where do you think the Ukrainian language came from?
This is a beta version of Russian.
You are the beta version!
Ch00k : although... according to your words it turns out that the Ukrainian appeared earlier
eidoss: No, the Russian-alpha first appeared, but it didn’t like anyone and is now preserved only in old books. It was then upgraded to beta. Beta also did not invite and eventually a release appeared. This is what we are using now. But since the rights to it are in Russia, the rest have to use what is not protected by copyright.
You invented the pipes!! to
eidoss: Here the Ukrainians took the technological beta
eidoss : A Belarusian - beta release candidate

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №1915
 22.02.2008
Kakashi: and I love carrots in Korean... such to eat and ohuel...

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