xxxxxxxxxxx:
I and my guitarists are all the time in the ass.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Just get into a collective and immediately have an accident.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The last one was in the army.
WOW :
Really an accident :D
WOW :
You will return, you will not recognize the poor.
twelve: (11:28:47 01/10/2008)
He was a guitarist.
twelve: (11:28:50 01/10/2008)
He is more married.

The fire broke yesterday.
Eight o’clock in the evening – I’m running after the universe. The call to the door - the father (O) went to open - on the threshold area (U) - "I about your child" - says.
A: What is the problem?
U: I recently called the school – you know your son hasn’t been there in the whole month?
A: Yeah, he didn’t go there last year.
A: Why is it?
A: Yes, the university is too busy - the third course is not...
O O O O O
And then the fucking woke me up, I had to show the cold shit. And to others, here, from the Military Command come...

and njcobra:

Review of one of my programmers about another (about passing the trial period):
He writes quickly and well, but allows for nuances.
If you make a discount on general inadequacy and light fuckingness, you can leave.

XXX is
Go down to the car, open the door, find a towel and hug him – he’s your dad.
YYYY
What?
XXX is
Sorry I didn't hold up, fuck up.
XXX is
by Sori Sori
YYYY
Where is?
YYYY
What about the handcuff and the handcuff?
XXX is
MDA
XXX is
Embrace me, all is strong.

The Company’s "Advance" Forum:

Question: Where in Krasnodar to buy plug-in rings for VSMPO car discs?
Answer: In Krasnodar they can be bought at the address of Ekaterinburg street 8 March 269 company "Avant"

The red cottage with cakes and the grandmother with bulls.

by Emelia www.liveastrology.org

With a child (5,5 years old, well oriented "who is who" on TV) we play,

There is a television show about the rehabilitation of Nicholas II. Show him

The child, without distracting from the game: Mom, and why Medvedev

The beard? I see, and in fact, the similarity, as they say, exists. Now is

I sit down, I think, maybe this time it will work out.

Adam and Eve sit in the garden, God comes down to them and says:

“My children, I have two gifts for you, only you have to decide whom.

The first gift is to write standing.

Well, Adam loudest of all orals and knocked his head at the trees that he wanted to write.

That I have dreamed of all my life. Eve gave in to him, and Adam ran through the garden.

He rejoiced, jumped, screamed, swept all the way! on trees, on flowers, on

Every bowl and just on the ground! Eve stood beside God in silence.

They looked at this madness together... And then Eve asked:

God, what is the second gift?

And God said:

The Brain, the Brain! But the brains, Eve, will also have to give to Adam, otherwise.

He will put it all up here!

Man (21:32:41 1/10/2008)
The number of Graham is probably the largest of all the numbers that are only used in evidence in mathematics.

Man (21:33:32 1/10/2008)
Caroche, Prikong, and Gugolplex cannot be written as a number in itself, even if all the matter of the universe is converted into a hard disk. We need a huge number of universes like ours to do this.

Man (21:33:50 1/10/2008)
but googleplex can be written as 10 in degree 10 in degree 100

Man (21:34:00 1/10/2008)
Only a three-tiered level.

Man (21:34:19 1/10/2008)
The number of grams cannot even be recorded.

Man (21:34:49 1/10/2008)
because it is so ohuenly healthy that it can be conditionally designated in the special notation of Knut.

Man (21:35:09 1/10/2008)
I still don’t understand because she’s so wise.

Man (21:37:24 1/10/2008)
I will smoke more, caroche.

by Urchin:
"In the work you need to work!" - with a serious look said the boss..
... and in the reflection of the window behind her back was a dark stranger in red pants on her bosom chest.

Friday is a modern time machine that goes on Monday.

Let’s do our job, it’s a good idea :)

Ping -t -n 5000 -a www.dom2.ru

Chapter 8: Call Me Back
Writing with the letter "Z"
XX: And the writer writes!! to
OOOO O_O

Marina: I only do anal with my boyfriend ;-)
Andrey is Hui! The modern formula of loyalty.

There are connectors-antennish such a concept as the "elementary vibrator". Thus e. A simple piece of wire that emits waves. Also, antennas can be caught not only with the help of iron sticks, but also with the help of gaps in the iron pipe.
So here. Somewhere from the province came to us in the university to protect the disser one aunt. You can imagine what happened to the professors... Title of the work: "Excitation of an endless narrow gap by a thick end-length vibrator")))

If the dream of every guy is sex with two, then the dream of many tourists is sex with one.

Nikolai Nikolaevich, when will there be communism and world peace?
When you start working, fuck.
I am no longer an optimist.

vicci: how little a woman needs to be happy: see one strip on the pregnancy test:))And then climb into the trash to make sure: the strip is one!!!!!!!! to

Yesterday, the 4-year-old son of a friend of Sasulk somewhere managed to put on a pack of condoms at home!!! Of course, I crushed it and approached my dad with questions, saying why these are not such beautiful inflatable balls, absolutely not multi-colored??? Well, Daddy in his repertoire, told me today that he does not want to raise a dawn and decided to tell the child (at 4 years old!!!) all the truth about these "bulls of fools"... while also showing how and where they are wearing... thank God that I guessed to show not on myself, but on the son!!! The son was entirely delighted with such a fascinating game, only his wildly upset that they are falling from him... Daddy was not disappointed and explained the disappointment, like when they will stop falling from you then and you will be able to kiss the girls...

Even Sanki did not get the right name "condoms", then his father allowed him to call them easier "gondons".
At the end of the lesson, he agreed with his son that he would not tell his mother anything, like it would be their male secret!!! to
But daddy forgot about the existence of grandmother!!! There was no ban on the grandmother... Sanka seemed to play and Daddy thought that by the evening the child had forgotten everything... However, when the grandmother appeared on the doorstep in the evening, the child was wildly enthusiastic about the first thing. I know how to write Gordon!!! Do you want me to show?and "
Grandma fell straight in the corridor.

Dad sneezed, the cat cracked, and I clean up... where the truth is.