January 1 is probably the only day in the year when the morning begins in the evening.

BOFH: You really understand what patriotism is when at 5 a.m. on New Year’s Eve, you vote for BASH and you realize that you are not alone.

Timekiller
Shao, linoucha has put yourself on an avka?

Tim Thaler
This is not Linux!

Tim Thaler
This is one of the 64 Penguins Wearing the Sacred Discet in Iron Cloves!!! to

Timekiller
......

Tim Thaler
I forgot his name...

Timekiller
Don’t smoke that shit anymore.

Why do you sing songs so quickly and I sing so slowly?
He: Because you have a good anal
She: What is it??? O_O
The channel is good...
He: Oh... blaaaah...

The member wakes up not only in the morning, but also in public transport when it’s time to go out.

From the KS:

LOL :D
[LOL]: 4e
D: What is it?

I have a car oil.
Stupidity: What does it mean?
I: it means that I have a minimum level of oil in the engine and I have to constantly pour oil.
You are stupid: everything is clear.
I: What is clear?
You got your jokes.

by Genri:
Dear Romance!
On behalf of our team and myself, I cordially congratulate you on the New Year! IT is the most dynamically developing sector of the Belarusian economy. And here, like nowhere else, competent specialists are needed to ensure the technical development of telecommunications infrastructure. And all this marketing, new fucking services - fucking it is all a big deal. They sit, they don’t do any shit, and you are technical.
The expert is Nate. Fuck to fuck. Implement solutions, run, pull the net at night, cheer to the nose of anything, so that these hated users get to cheat the new shit services. And then the fucking brain "and my printer doesn’t print". Fuck them in the fuck, and to you in this light day I wish you happiness, good health and success!

xxx: once in the night was in inadequate, so that the nepalico immediately sneaked into the toilet... but still burned...
Yyy: Did you laugh loudly?
I took my guitar with me so it wasn’t boring.

Interesting practice of cleaning the keyboard
First the quest, then the lotto.

Lunch at the office. runs the secret, turns his eyes to the ceiling, chatting the mainland, then gets the compact, breaks it into 2 parts, throws them to the side of the admin and escapes.
Further dialogue
Ahranag: Is it that it was? O_O
And he said, “Ura!
A is fun?? to
Oh, I was able to get them out! Now they believe that all their glues are due to the curved software and no longer cheat the monitor!)

Not every quote in the abyss can boast that it has been in it for a whole year :)

What to give you for the new year?
Olga: Nothing
Is the jump worth it? and :)
4K – It’s really beautiful, honestly!
Che: Hey...

<HyperNova> The degree of greed of Russian pirates you realize when you see the disk c Office xp on which it is written from the bottom "Do not pay MicroSoft" =)
Z is. Inhabitants of Novosibirsk can be convinced by walking along the crossing on the Lenin Square.

Shesh in the news said: in Khabarovsk - at night in the darkness and quietly (without a mat even) overturned the car bridge!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know who I am proud of :) If their energy and for peaceful purposes they would have built it in a day))

Talk about erotic dresses.
–...
Personally, I prefer the classic style.
Which is it?
Condoms and socks.

Prior to...
[00:20] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3> Hello kids!
[00:20] <_Slot-> Who are these?
[00:20] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3> Whoever tells me a verse, he will get a gift! The new OpenBSD distribution. = = )
[00:20] <_Slot-> well then fuck you!
[00:21] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3> well a sweet gift? =) is
[00:21] <_Slot-> No
[00:21] <_Slot-> I need Debian 5
[00:21] <_Slot-> :)
[00:21] <_Slot-> go
[00:21] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3>
[00:21] <_Slot> No?
[00:21] <_Slot-> how is it?
[00:21] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3> Debian only to those who did well =)))
[00:21] <_Slot-> aaaa
[00:22] <_Slot> then all the others?
[00:22] <Ia_Ded_MoPo3> all the others VISTU!

VoFko: Oh Senya for the products was fun
VoFko: wax... we went to the store... we go to the products we choose.. here I scream "The eggs took? Who do we have there with the eggs?" The friend replies: "I have the eggs"...There the store is closed) The guard passes by and says the mega phrase: "Mujik"
VoFko: I still can’t leave 😉

Libellule (16:17) :
A cable channel that rotates cartoons like the Simsons and other Americans. Well, okay – The Simpsons is great even, but I got into a movie about... a single-use glass, a fried potato and a teftel... Oh. The series was about that a single-use glass caught a glucose bird in a public toilet and treated it with a bean vaccine! O_O
The glass then wrapped in the eyes.

Libellule (16:17) :
I am still in X-X.

I may be crazy...
I made it easy to read in Russian...
The first thing that made me read was my sweet origins!
I am enjoying it)))