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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №12804
 26.11.2008
That’s what it means to write without a pencil. Announcement at the kiosk:
There is a need for a seller who does not drink a day after three..."

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №12803
 26.11.2008
The foundation of all wealth is honest work. A lot of people have to be persistent and

They work in good faith so that they can steal everything they have.

produced.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №12802
 26.11.2008
Nothing so develops fantasy as the question of teaching "And where is your course?"...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №12801
 26.11.2008
Talent is sought in ordinary people, simplicity in talented people. (Author of the Orthodox)

Not married means you are badly sought or you have hidden too well

(Author of the Orthodox)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №12800
 26.11.2008
I have a friend named Dietrich, a decent burger, just over.

forty, married ten years, two cute true Aries preschool

age, well, and, of course, the belly and baldness are attached. Married to

She is eight years younger than the Czech.

And here, on Friday evening, our common old ones come to me.

Known people, the hell knows how many have not seen, and in general, the people.

It is wonderful. Dietrich has already been warned, however, the answer is still so.

did not give. I am saying;

What are your plans, camel? Are you with us or against us?

See you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you today, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow.

My family... I have a duty.

And so for a quarter of an hour "beee...beee...". Apply to

the third degree of interrogation, and here he is almost crying out;

You do not understand! I cannot! I... I have sex!

I find it hard to abstain from laughing yet I’m interested "-A transfer

No?", to what Dietrich in complete despair masters his hand;

No is! It is a week late! God will kill me!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №12798
 26.11.2008
Fertility: When will a guy from the advertisement "in orbit"track a calf with blue hair?
Fertility: and throw, he'll fuck her in the mouth, and she'll say "mmm, taste good! almost like an orbit cock!"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №12797
 26.11.2008
I go I mean in the subway and here for an unclear reason to me the train brakes sharply, I correspondingly sneeze down and rush the phenomenon (on 4 GB). A stranger with a fourth dimension!!! Give Me Back PJ Davis, I Can't Remember How to Add a Smoker to Statistics. by Zy. You can make porn.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12796
 25.11.2008
I watched some Garfield comics here, and got one where Garfield sits in the cinema, and the man in front of him in T-shirts with the inscription "I love Elvis."
And in the translation, as strange as it is, there is a wonderful inscription on the same forehead:

"They are still alive"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №12795
 25.11.2008
The appearance of a girl promotes personal hygiene

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №12794
 25.11.2008
One day, my husband and I went to Eldorado, choosing a tea bar. Here he notices a stand with electric toothbrushes. The look stops at one of them. The price is 4500. The first thought: "THE WITHOUT!!!And then the look goes further and falls on the name of this brush - OXUJET.
This is the right name: DDD.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №12793
 25.11.2008
It may be useful to anyone.
When I go to the toilet at night, I only turn on the lights so that no one is awakened. Due to the coloring of the retinal pigment when exposed to it light, leaving the toilet, I lose for a while the ability to see in a poorly illuminated room => difficult to get to bed.
I solved this problem by closing one eye when entering the toilet. Thus, one eye becomes illuminated and the other remains adapted to the darkness.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №12792
 25.11.2008
The story was told by a pencil collector with 40 years of experience, in whose collection 7 thousand copies.

A production meeting was held at the pencil factory under Soviet power. One rationaliser suggested saving a expensive pencil griffle and leaving 5 centimeters of pencil wooden - no one still writes to the end. The rationalist received a prize.

After some time, another rationalizer proposed to cut off the extra wooden centimeters - there is no griffle anyway. He was also supported...

c) The Wikipedia

[ + 77 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №12791
 25.11.2008
The question in the scanword: "And... with him". Word of three letters.

The correct answer is not appropriate. 0 - O

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №12790
 25.11.2008
XXX: Here the boys told me how "tequando" translates...
WOW: And how then?
XXX: Take one door. O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №12789
 25.11.2008
Max (16:53:23) Let’s work
DeMon (16:54:24) do not want to
Max (16:54:34) has this word
DeMon (16:54:48) is a word to put
Max (16:55:02) has this word to dismiss
DeMon (16:55:13) is such a word
Max (16:55:25) there is such a word without a bubble
DeMon (16:55:59) I will go to work

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №12788
 25.11.2008
We live in an interesting country. On November 22, protests took place in the Far East against increased tariffs on car imports and artificial prices for gasoline. In Vladivostok alone, about 10,000 participants gathered. In Petropavlovsk the demonstration was dismantled by OMON, the organizers were detained by the police. Have you heard about it in the news? All central channels were silent about this unpleasant situation. Instead, they talked about a Belarusian girl-illegal in the United States. We live in an interesting country.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №12787
 25.11.2008
Have a good night, beautiful
She: Well, to beauty I am far away, and time is still childish.
He said, “Then be careful, monster!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №12786
 25.11.2008
I suspected that the names of our pop bands are randomly given, but so to name the group and the series, the idols of little girls:

"Ranetka — the girl who lost her virginity early (in criminal jargon)" (c)Wikipedia
elffm

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №12785
 25.11.2008
My relatives came from Tyumen, they were not with us for 15 years. When they were last, I was 6 years old and walked under the table. So, brought me a toy machine and a kidney surprise as a gift.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №12784
 25.11.2008
“Great trips are overshadowed by small dream interpreters.”

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